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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Masli on Wed May 25, 2011 1:22 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Mr_Adams on Wed May 25, 2011 4:35 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Sat May 28, 2011 5:59 pm

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Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun May 29, 2011 3:21 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 29, 2011 3:22 am

Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill


I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Pirlo on Sun May 29, 2011 8:42 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill


I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt


how about coins?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby clapper011 on Sun May 29, 2011 9:45 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby iamkoolerthanu on Sun May 29, 2011 9:53 am

clapper011 wrote:Image

:lol: =D> =D> =D>
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Postby 2dimes on Sun May 29, 2011 11:14 am

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The way they cropped that picture makes no sense. She must have a horribly disfigured face or one of those bottoms that is somehow 6 times wider than her waist. Even still I can't see who's going to show up with a good enough offer to replace her. I guess I'd have to break it off if a multi billionare shows up looking for "love".
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Postby clapper011 on Sun May 29, 2011 11:16 am

2dimes wrote:
clapper011 wrote:Image


The way they cropped that picture makes no sense. She must have a horribly disfigured face or one of those bottoms that is somehow 6 times wider than her waist. Even still I can't see who's going to show up with a good enough offer to replace her. I guess I'd have to break it off if a multi billionare shows up looking for "love".

its suppose to be mrs.right shows up..lol
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Postby 2dimes on Sun May 29, 2011 11:27 am

I get the premise. I am stuck being unable to imagine the improvemet that would constitute "Mrs. Right" being an upgrade to the woman in that shirt. who obviously would be the perfect girl friend but, living hell if you made the mistake of putting rings on her. Thus not Mrs. Right.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Mr_Adams on Sun May 29, 2011 11:29 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill


I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt


Think 100 of those

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Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill


I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt


how about coins?


For quarters, think 400 of those.
Dimes, 1,000
Nickles, 2,000
pennies, 10,000


simple enough, guys.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Sun May 29, 2011 11:47 am

Mr_Adams wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:how about coins?


For quarters, think 400 of those.
Dimes, 1,000
Nickles, 2,000
pennies, 10,000


simple enough, guys.


This is incorrect. Coins are not the same size as paper money, therefore, it is not as simple as multiplying the box times the value of coin in relation to the value of the bill. The formula will need to take into account the size of the particular coin in relation to the bill and then multiply by the value.

The math types can write out the proper algebraic formulas while I go back to eating hot dogs.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun May 29, 2011 12:01 pm

All beef kosher ones? They just opened a "Nathan's famous" driving distance from here. It's not bad.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 29, 2011 8:08 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill


I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt


Think 100 of those


Thank you. And no, I wasn't being sarcastic at all.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Sun May 29, 2011 9:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt

Think 100 of those

Thank you. I was drunk and couldn't think straight. LOL.


Fixed.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Mr_Adams on Sun May 29, 2011 9:33 pm

I just noticed the little person in the corner. LOL
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby radiojake on Mon May 30, 2011 6:34 am

Phatscotty wrote:Image


The irony being that amount of money doesn't actually physically exist -
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon May 30, 2011 7:26 am

Mr_Adams wrote:I just noticed the little person in the corner. LOL


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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Mon May 30, 2011 11:52 am

i just noticed that AOG is in that picture.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon May 30, 2011 11:53 am

Wait, I don't get how each small box of bills is floating over above the one below it.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Mr_Adams on Mon May 30, 2011 11:58 am

If I were to make one....



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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Mon May 30, 2011 12:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Wait, I don't get how each small box of bills is floating over above the one below it.


they are being held aloft by market forces (Fm = m*a*$)

i thought you were a physics major? you should know these things.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon May 30, 2011 12:03 pm

Wait, those [$*kg*m/s^2] aren't the units for force...

Anyway, here's how I derived the equation for market forces: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=144008#p3137052
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Mr_Adams on Mon May 30, 2011 12:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Market forces are similar to magnetic forces, or electric forces.


I need formulas damnit!


F_market=Impulse_stimulus/time


is impulse_stimulus measured in Kg(m)/s, or some equivalency?
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