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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed May 25, 2011 1:44 pm

apey wrote:i know right
and i make the best cookies

Holy cow its APEY!!!!

how you been?

And you remembered my birthday how sweet.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed May 25, 2011 2:49 pm

Happy birthday target! :D

previous question: ha ha would have known he was short?

Terrible Tabloid: Where did you get that?! i honestly don't remember half the stuff you quoted. But, anyway... yes! i got on the terrible tabloid! he he hurray!

And anyway it rather annoyed me that you put it in an edited post. becuase now it looks like my first response after it was completely off-topic. But oh well.

And the answer to this week's question:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed May 25, 2011 4:16 pm

Lol, great Tabloid again. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Your birthday presents (an air mattress and Army of GOD) should arrive soon. Enjoy the night you get them ;)

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed May 25, 2011 4:31 pm

the muffin man made you cookies. i portaled them to your front door so they should be there when you get home.
enjoy! :)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed May 25, 2011 6:42 pm

well that's swell of you guys. thanks!!!! I can't wait for AOG i here for 2 dimes he is the real shit ;)

Shield sorry about making fun of you hope you can forgive i try not to be too harsh.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 25, 2011 8:26 pm

Good work on the Longest Thread, Thread Wrap-up.

**Leaves behind a bunch of a bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed May 25, 2011 9:45 pm

One liners are not my thing.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed May 25, 2011 9:52 pm

Looks like I'll be going to NYU for the next two years
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed May 25, 2011 9:56 pm

Isn't that where everyone thought Lebron was going to college before he bailed for the NBA?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed May 25, 2011 10:19 pm

targetman377 wrote:well that's swell of you guys. thanks!!!! I can't wait for AOG i here for 2 dimes he is the real shit ;)

Shield sorry about making fun of you hope you can forgive i try not to be too harsh.

Only read this if you're targetman: (and please don't be a douche and read it anyway if you're not)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed May 25, 2011 10:22 pm

I am not a douche.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed May 25, 2011 10:24 pm

strike wolf wrote:I am not a douche.

thanks for not being a douche.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed May 25, 2011 11:33 pm

Haircut

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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu May 26, 2011 12:29 am

strike wolf wrote:Isn't that where everyone thought Lebron was going to college before he bailed for the NBA?


I'm not sure, but this is how I announced it on Facebook: "I'm taking my talents to New York City"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 26, 2011 1:11 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well that's swell of you guys. thanks!!!! I can't wait for AOG i here for 2 dimes he is the real shit ;)

Shield sorry about making fun of you hope you can forgive i try not to be too harsh.

Only read this if you're targetman: (and please don't be a douche and read it anyway if you're not)
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-SG7 ( 8-) )

I looked at all your post then serched longest thread to get them all i thought i was going to run out actually!! your pretty clean to me had a hard time making fun of you!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 26, 2011 1:12 am

Quirk wrote:Haircut

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seeing as how i am drunk all i here is the jaws theme song in the background bam bup ba bump ba pump awwwwwwww :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :o :o :o
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 26, 2011 1:14 am

i is drunk again!!!
lol lol
what is the meaning of life???? well


life suck!!

sneeze
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 26, 2011 7:49 am

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Isn't that where everyone thought Lebron was going to college before he bailed for the NBA?


I'm not sure, but this is how I announced it on Facebook: "I'm taking my talents to New York City"


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 26, 2011 10:44 am

So, as some of you know, I've been in the mob, been a pirate, have devastated buildings like King Kong, and have been a Biplane Ace in Dubahya Dubahya One.

I'll share more of my secrets. Because each of these facets of my life has been dangerous, I've needed a way to keep myself safe and healthy. Luckily, at the University I studied Medicine and am now a Surgeon, a General Practitioner, and an Anatomist.

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**Munches behind a bowl of 'medical-bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 26, 2011 5:26 pm

Andy can you tell me what this growth is then??????
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu May 26, 2011 5:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:Andy can you tell me what this growth is then??????


Well, when a boy likes a girl...

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 26, 2011 5:40 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Andy can you tell me what this growth is then??????


Well, when a boy likes a girl...

-rd

yeah :-s go on :)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 26, 2011 5:58 pm

Are you saying that target contracted genital warts?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 27, 2011 9:10 am

strike wolf wrote:Are you saying that target contracted genital warts?


No, he contracted genitals. There is a rare syndrome known as 'SGS'---Sudden Genital Sprouting. Most likely, this is what has happened.

This is my expert diagnosis. From little information. Made over the internet.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri May 27, 2011 9:44 am

well thanks!!! guys!!!! YOUR SOOO NICE!!!! :D :D :D
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