the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Army of GOD]

There's no more Friday? Then what day am I existing in right now?

Is it Saturday? f*ck!!! I'm late for work.

[targetman377]

I don't know!!!! We may never know anymore!!!! But then I am also late for work too!!

[shieldgenerator7]

do you look the answers up shield?? how do you always get them??

no, I don't look the answers up. Many of these I've heard before. (not to mention I'm plainly just a genius!). Or some variation of such question.

Also, I noticed that my cloaking shield worked... as the CIA obviously doesn't know about my presence here in this thread. They don't have the proper tech... HA HA

[AndyDufresne]

Yes, if we where cooking you would be correct. However we are not, and as such you fail.

Hands a rotten banana to andy.

Aren't things always cooking? I think so. **Munches on a new-banana**


--Andy

[Victor Sullivan]

I know things are cooking in the Melting Pot

-Sully

[Army of GOD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHZ6dkOWs_E

[rdsrds2120]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHZ6dkOWs_E

BAH RAM YOU.



Has anyone here ever seen the movie Babe?

-rd

[targetman377]

Happy fathers day to all you dads who read the longest thread, thread

[jonesthecurl]

Thank you my friend. now get off my lawn.

[Dukasaur]

Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

[Army of GOD]

When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

Fucking cunts.

[shieldgenerator7]

When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

*BLEEP* cunts.

And that's why you're sitting at the kids table at Saxi's dinner party.

[targetman377]

Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

[targetman377]

Thank you my friend. now get off my lawn.

NO I WILL NOT, Get off your lawn. In fact i think i will camp in your lawn!!!! and have some tea! want some chap?

[targetman377]

When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

Fucking cunts.

to that i say at least here are kids don't fall down wells.
Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.

[targetman377]

When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

*BLEEP* cunts.

And that's why you're sitting at the kids table at Saxi's dinner party.

Hey now lets all play nice you too...

[Victor Sullivan]

-Sully

[Dukasaur]

Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

It's a bad idea to fornicate with your manager on a moving escalator. While there exists some chance of earning a raise in this manner, there is a much greater chance of suffering a fall.

[pancakemix]

Experience talking?

[AndyDufresne]

**Munches on a rainy-day-banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

It's a bad idea to fornicate with your manager on a moving escalator. While there exists some chance of earning a raise in this manner, there is a much greater chance of suffering a fall.

We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.

[SirSebstar]

**Munches on a rainy-day-banana**


--Andy

spammer.
A banana post a day will keep andy a(wake????)

[jonesthecurl]

Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

It's a bad idea to fornicate with your manager on a moving escalator. While there exists some chance of earning a raise in this manner, there is a much greater chance of suffering a fall.

We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.

Well, if you're not good-looking enough to get work as an actor you end up waiting...

[targetman377]

I don't plan on being an actor!

[Army of GOD]

targtetman, googling "famous quotes" won't make you seem smarter.

I'm pretty sure a nice sweater vest does that.