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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:36 am

I think the problem is there's too many dick/penis attacks...It could be frightening the locals :mrgreen:
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:43 am

yes dick slaps are not something you want to have happen especially if it was their first time in the forum and they just see "i dick slapped everyone earlier" not the most welcoming thing ever :lol:
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:46 am

I just noticed something else that could be scaring(?) people away...YOU'RE AN AUSSIE :evil:
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:49 am

thats ridicoulous everyone loves Australia :D
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:52 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:thats ridicoulous everyone loves Australia :D


I agree, australia is great. The only problem is there's too many austrailans there :lol:
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:54 am

were not that bad, besides why dont you like australians is it cause we beat south africa in sports (i dont watch any sports we just seem to win all the time :lol: :wink: )
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:02 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:were not that bad, besides why dont you like australians is it cause we beat south africa in sports (i dont watch any sports we just seem to win all the time :lol: :wink: )


Yeah, it sucks being beaten by the aussies (the sportsmen seem arrogant) :evil: but this must be a first, an aussie who doesn't like sport, that's like a south african who doesn't like beer :lol:
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:19 am

:lol: i dont like beer either, most beer anyway boags is alright. but i prefer spirits :D
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:19 am

the dick penis slaps(157) are why I started coming here :oops:
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Postby HearthVader on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:23 am

I <3 Beer.
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:24 am

reverend_kyle wrote:the dick penis slaps(157) are why I started coming here :oops:


:lol: LMFAO :lol:

Dude, that's disturbing...I knew you had problems, but i never expected that :sick:
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:25 am

he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:30 am

I used to hate beer, I only drank spirits but one night i was slightly tipsy :wink: and was running out of money so i decided to teach myself to drink beer & now it's like a 6th food group :oops:
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:32 am

thats wat gets everyone started, its the cheapest :lol:
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Postby HearthVader on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:34 am

True, but I still drink "higher end" beers. Lagers and stouts. Heavier beers. You can't drink alot 'cause you get so full, but it's still really good.
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:40 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...


O-Kay...time for me to leave you perverts alone, i'm starting to get visions of the good reverend doing some horrible things on the other side of the world :mrgreen: must...get...beer...to...stop...the...visions :sick:
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Postby qeee1 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:53 am

Kernal_Kronic wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...


O-Kay...time for me to leave you perverts alone, i'm starting to get visions of the good reverend doing some horrible things on the other side of the world :mrgreen: must...get...beer...to...stop...the...visions :sick:


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Postby Sammy gags on Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:47 pm

A dickslap is a drinnk right?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:18 pm

No.... It's when you slap someone with your dick.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:00 pm

qeee1 wrote:
Kernal_Kronic wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...


O-Kay...time for me to leave you perverts alone, i'm starting to get visions of the good reverend doing some horrible things on the other side of the world :mrgreen: must...get...beer...to...stop...the...visions :sick:


Lightweight. :P

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Postby strike wolf on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:03 am

So, anyone else notice the continueing decline of thiss thruead ad wel asd mye grmar.
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:13 am

wow ive been gone for over a month and this thread is still here
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:14 am

i would never let this thread die
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:15 am

lol is this where youve gotten most of your 210 posts?
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:16 am

king of the hill helps
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