the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

by **strike wolf** on Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:31 pm

Close game so far. Georgia looking better than last week.

by **Quirk** on Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:04 pm

by **Quirk** on Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:41 pm

strike wolf wrote:Close game so far. Georgia looking better than last week.

Georgia has a good team this year. They always start the season a little shaky. Unfortunately the first two games were against two of the strongest teams on their schedule.

by **strike wolf** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:04 pm

Raise the sails mateys we're going fishing.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:55 pm

strike wolf wrote:Raise the sails mateys we're going fishing.

Aye-Aye captain! Should we cast our nets on the left side or right side?

by **strike wolf** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:00 pm

Nets? in this ocean we use harpoons. The white whale be out there and no net will be big enough for that devil!

*by the way if no one notices I can't do a pirate voice*

by **shieldgenerator7** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:05 pm

aye, captain, harpoons it is. However, I must say my electromagnetic forcefield nets are quite sufficient for catching whales. But if you want harpoons... ok.

so, where doeth she blow?

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:23 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:so, where doeth she blow?

My dick

Wait, were talking about the whale. Not strike's mom.

by **strike wolf** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:05 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:so, where doeth she blow?

My dick

Wait, were talking about the whale. Not strike's mom.

And here I was gonna avoid the blow job joke as being low brow. You can sweep the deck, AOG.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:06 pm

Poop deck, that is.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:43 am

Argh. Lets all take pirate names. I'll be Guybrush Threepwood.

**Munches on a stinking banana**

I'm the one in the top left.

--Andy

by **strike wolf** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:13 am

I be Captain Strike Striker. Also known as Captain Wolfbeard.

Most creative name ever.

by **Quirks Wife** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:16 am

I was born on National Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrrrr!

by **shieldgenerator7** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:38 pm

Aya mateys! I be David Shields, the most defendable pirate aboard!AArg!
And I happen to be first mate too!
Scrub those floors AoG! Don't forget my boots! aargh!

-SG7 (

)

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:10 pm

Where do pirates live?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRlington

by **shieldgenerator7** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:22 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Where do pirates live?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRlington

okay so you're a funny pirate. you can sit down and have some tea with me on the lunch break

What is a pirate's favorite number?

show

by **pancakemix** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:25 pm

Okay, normally bad puns don't bother me that much, but those were just awful.

I'm gonna go puke.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:27 pm

pancakemix wrote:Okay, normally bad puns don't bother me that much, but those were just awful.

I'm gonna go puke.

AoG! the poop deck needs swabbed again!

by **strike wolf** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:27 pm

Remember to keep your hair away from your mouth.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:36 pm

What's a pirates favorite Apple device?

An iPatch.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:41 pm

Army of GOD wrote:What's a pirates favorite Apple device?
An iPatch.

lshicastr

aaargh! get me my iPatch so I can watch movies while looking scary! aaaargh!

by **strike wolf** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:39 pm

They found me. I don't know how but they found me...

by **Victor Sullivan** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:14 pm

Arrrr! I be the Dread Pirate Melvin, and unless ye be wantin' a whoopin', ye be handin' over ye cargo real quick-like, arrrr...!

-Dead Private Marvin