the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

by **strike wolf** on Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:55 am

I don't smoke but on this one case I'll make an exception for you Tails. You all my want to stand back. I hear that smoking a cigar for the first time is liable to cause me to become temporarily insane while I make a futile effort not to cough up a lung. Also Champagne

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:45 am

Congrats TG!

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:37 pm

I didn't know my zombie picture would kill this thread.

IT IS NOW TIME FOR BAD PUNS

by **pancakemix** on Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:56 pm

We may have to punish you for that one.

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:00 pm

I guess I don't mix with you barbaric folk.

by **Quirk** on Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:33 am

Video of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhRE4wDK6w&NR=1

by **strike wolf** on Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:41 am

It's time for Strike's movie recommendation of the week.

This week's recommendation is And Justice For All Starring Al Pacino

And Justice For All starts out with a cross-dressing black male being brought into a prison and being checked for weapons. As he is being searched (with other in-mates hollering at him), the camera pans to Defense Attorney Arthur Kirkland (Al Pacino) currently spending a night in jail after being found in contempt of court (he slugged a judge). As the film progresses we find out that the fight between Kirkland and Judge Henry T. Fleming (John Forsythe) is over a dispute about Kirkland's apparently innocent client being left in jail with Fleming unwilling to aid Kirkland in getting him out. Soon though we find the police have arrested Fleming on charges of rape and battery and ironically he turns to Kirkland to represent him in court.

Review: The movie is a bit dated in a lot of ways but I found the societal portrayal of lawyers to be well-done and the ending is one that should live on in Hollywood history as one of the greatest ending scenes of all time. In short I give this movie an 8 out of 10.

This has been Strike's movie recommendation of the week.

The Wolf has spoken.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:35 am

strike wolf wrote:I don't smoke but on this one case I'll make an exception for you Tails. You all my want to stand back. I hear that smoking a cigar for the first time is liable to cause me to become temporarily insane while I make a futile effort not to cough up a lung. Also Champagne

Cigars, not so much. You don't really inhale with a cigar. Cigarettes, on the other hand, do make you cough something fierce.

Army of GOD wrote:Congrats TG!

Thanks. And it's bugging me cuz I'm sure I recognize that zombie scene from somewhere but I can't place it.

-TG

by **strike wolf** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:30 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't smoke but on this one case I'll make an exception for you Tails. You all my want to stand back. I hear that smoking a cigar for the first time is liable to cause me to become temporarily insane while I make a futile effort not to cough up a lung. Also Champagne

Cigars, not so much. You don't really inhale with a cigar. Cigarettes, on the other hand, do make you cough something fierce.

Army of GOD wrote:Congrats TG!

Thanks. And it's bugging me cuz I'm sure I recognize that zombie scene from somewhere but I can't place it.

-TG

I thought you swallowed a cigar burning end first...

That scene does indeed seem familiar.

By the way, Apollo 18...worse than expected.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:35 pm

You guys suck at making puns.

That kind of looks like ...the original Dawn of the Dead?

Looks too gory for Night of the Living Dead and too old for any of the newer ones.

by **Quirk** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:36 pm

Army of GOD wrote:You guys suck at making puns.

Thanks for the compliment.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:41 pm

You're really obtuse. You don't need a complement.

by **Quirk** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:51 pm

My puns always come naturally, never forced. I'm not crazy about puns but my subconscious loves 'em.

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:54 pm

Ah, the power of the punconscious.

by **strike wolf** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:57 pm

*groans.*

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:51 pm

It's sad to see a groan wolf cry.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:53 pm

Wait, so what happened to target?

by **strike wolf** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:15 pm

We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:54 pm

strike wolf wrote:We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

Him, but he had to assume your identity so that the feds wouldn't be after him.

by **strike wolf** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:57 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

Him, but he had to assume your identity so that the feds wouldn't be after him.

Dus it luk liek Ive ben mispeling evry word liek I'm dimonstratting in this psot?

Plus if he killed me and took my identity to hide from the feds the feds would be after me (actually him) for killing him (actually me).

by **AndyDufresne** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:04 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
I'm an officer now. Cigars are in order, I believe.

Huzzah!

-TG

This young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**

--Andy

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:05 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

Him, but he had to assume your identity so that the feds wouldn't be after him.

Dus it luk liek Ive ben mispeling evry word liek I'm dimonstratting in this psot?

Plus if he killed me and took my identity to hide from the feds the feds would be after me (actually him) for killing him (actually me).

No. Your identity is a wolf. The feds wouldn't go after a wolf.