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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:53 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:59 pm

Quirk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm just as funny as autoload with half the calories!


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:08 pm

2dimes wrote:
Quirk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm just as funny as autoload with half the calories!


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well even if the 2012 conspiracy is correct, the world wouldn't end until after the Baseball season is over...though right in the middle of the NBA, NHL and NFL seasons.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:13 pm

Do you think auto hasn't been on here because he's building his End of the World shelter?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:18 pm

No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.
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Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:27 pm

2dimes wrote:No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.


Well, he also needed to make a strong enough lock to keep target out.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
2dimes wrote:No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.


Well, he also needed to make a strong enough lock to keep target out.

I think he just gave him the wrong address.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:32 am

I feel like I shout dress up as luns for Christmas, too.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:05 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:58 pm

A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:12 pm

strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:24 pm

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strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.


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I'm not eating that squirrel.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:26 pm

target would eat that squirrel for 10 bucks.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:30 pm

...and make love to it for $1.23.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Aradhus on Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:07 am

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strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:19 am

The squirrel turns into a woman? That's a nice magic trick.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas, and a bowl for someone to put their nuts in**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:42 pm

**Nudges the monkey that forgot to endorse a certain image.**

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:06 pm

Listen up class. This is your homework assignment for the night. Translate all the imagery in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJ ... ure=relmfu

Warning: Some of the imagery may be a bit graphic.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:13 pm

What sauce do the serve on squirrel at that establishment?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:03 am

Hilarious response to Jeopardy question I saw today, also, if you press 0 repeatedly, it sounds like he's saying "group sex": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFDvg6122Ls
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:23 am

Lets get back to some NSFW. Here is a story about Queen Victoria's underpants being sold auction. Photo included.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:54 am

Why did I click on the picture when I already knew what it would be?

Also none of you completed the homework but since the real test was to see if you could stand up to me you all pass.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:09 pm

strike wolf wrote:Why did I click on the picture when I already knew what it would be?

Also none of you completed the homework but since the real test was to see if you could stand up to me you all pass.

:lol:

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:19 am

They look comfy. What's the bidding up to?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:15 am

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