Thread to Report Scandals Involving Army of God

[saxitoxin]

This thread is to post suspicious, salacious or scandalous information you have heard - or think you heard - about Army of God.

If you're not sure if the information you heard is true, or is even about Army of God, better safe than sorry - post it anyway. Also, if you haven't actually heard anything but have a strong, gut feeling that something or another may be the case, report it here. If you don't have a strong, gut feeling but just want to throw something against the wall to see if it sticks, that's acceptable.

Army of God may dispute anything mentioned here by posting a refutation within 5 days. Failure to do so will be prima facie evidence of the veracity of the report.

absolutely no rumours

[saxitoxin]

I heard Army of God is 600 pounds and claims it's because of a thyroid condition but, in fact, he actually lives next to a Hostess factory.

I also heard Army of God is anorexic.

[barackattack]

I heard AoG is British.

[john9blue]

army of god is why we can't have nice things.

army of god once stole money from the guitar case of a homeless musician

army of god edits wikipedia to say "richy is kewl"

army of god listens to kenny g

army of god would sell his own grandmother for a quick buck

army of god didn't tip his chili's waitress last thursday

army of god tortures pet squirrels by forcing their eyelids open a la clockwork orange and forcing them to watch m. night shyamalan films for days on end

army of god pours multiple bowls of lucky charms at his college dorm's cafeteria, removes the marshmallows from them, and puts all the marshmallows in one bowl, then he only pays for the one marshmallowy bowl at the cash register and leaves the other marshmallow-less bowls for the cafeteria staff to clean up. (this is 100% probably true and not just projection on my part from my old college dorm days)

[Pedronicus]

AOG was on the mobile, waving to his Captain friend, who was driving the ship, that crashed.

[Aradhus]

In another life
Aog would be my girl
we'd keep all our promises
be us against the world

[Haggis_McMutton]

Also, he's short.

Ha-Ha.

[Baron Von PWN]

I have it on good authority that AOG is in fact a card carrying communist.

I also have it on good authority AOG has been seen hanging around street corners late at night showing large amounts of ankle.

[barackattack]

Might as well say it in here: Baron, I fucking love your avatar/sig.

[Lootifer]

AoG is actually an australian hipster, the worst kind of hipster.

[Baron Von PWN]

Might as well say it in here: Baron, I fucking love your avatar/sig.

Fun fact, that is me in the picture.

[tkr4lf]

I heard aog has pubic lice.

[Baron Von PWN]

I heard aog has pubic lice.

I heard It was crabs

[Lootifer]

They're the same thing durr!

[Aradhus]

Might as well say it in here: Baron, I fucking love your avatar/sig.

Yeah? Well I love it more, so BACK OFF

I hear aog was so ugly as a kid his mom had to tie steaks to his face just so the family dog would play with him.

[barackattack]

Did his mum come along and take them off again?

[Lootifer]

I hear aog was so ugly as a kid his mom had to tie steaks to his face just so the family dog would play with him.

Your share price on the Lootifer index just dropped. Up your game son.

[thegreekdog]

Your share price on the Lootifer index just dropped. Up your game son.

This is a FANTASTIC idea. We need a forum stock market.

[Lootifer]

Your share price on the Lootifer index just dropped. Up your game son.

This is a FANTASTIC idea. We need a forum stock market.

Hrmmm, you're right, TO THE DRAWING BOARD!

[smegal69]

i have it on good authority that AOG comes for a outstanding heritage that are a pillar of strength for there socialite




and on Saturday nights love's to get all dressed up and roll in strawberry jam before he head's out .....



on the town to try pick himself up an unique date

[Lootifer]

GWAR RULES!

[saxitoxin]

I heard that Army of God sews quilts that he donates to UNICEF.

[nietzsche]

I heard he jerks off with his ballet uniform on.

[Aradhus]

I hear aog was so ugly as a kid his mom had to tie steaks to his face just so the family dog would play with him.

Your share price on the Lootifer index just dropped. Up your game son.

Aogs momma is so fat..[ed note - sell! sell now before they become worthless!!]

[saxitoxin]

In another life
Aog would be my girl
we'd keep all our promises
be us against the world

Guys, I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard from a trusted source that Aradhus and Army of God are Lesbian pop singers from Russia who are trying to get away from Baron Von PWN who is actually a record producer at a major Moscow record label that secretly rules the world and is trying to break them up and make them two solo acts because they could be more profitable that way. They're on the run together, with only each other on which to depend. Again, I don't know if this is true or not - it's just something I heard. I also found some surveillance film on YouTube: