If you could give your clone a sex change, ...

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:14 am

would you then have sex with your clone?

(Your clone would be as attractive as you.)

by **john9blue** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:34 am

i'd get freaky as f*ck with my female clone and so would you

by **InkL0sed** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:35 pm

I'd still be too weirded out

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:16 pm

john9blue wrote:i'd get freaky as f*ck with my female clone and so would you

Would you do InkL0sed a solid and swap him clones?

by **InkL0sed** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:25 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
john9blue wrote:i'd get freaky as f*ck with my female clone and so would you

Would you do InkL0sed a solid and swap him clones?

I wouldn't f*ck john9blue whatever his/her sex

by **Aradhus** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:27 pm

I know where I've been, so no.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:46 pm

Aradhus wrote:I know where I've been, so no.

Your clone is clean! Hust don't tell him/her about your past!

by **tkr4lf** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:48 pm

Definitely.

Hell, who am I kidding. I'd f*ck my clone whether it was a guy or a girl.

by **Lootifer** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:59 pm

Hell yeah!

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:07 pm

tkr4lf wrote:Definitely.

Hell, who am I kidding. I'd f*ck my clone whether it was a guy or a girl.

WRONG THREAD

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=163409

Also, what about john9blue's clone? InkL0sed rejected her so she's good to party if you're down.

- john9blue's clone's pimp

by **john9blue** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:25 pm

that's BS man, ink doesn't even know what i look like, i could be an OSYMAT for all he knows

by **everywhere116** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:30 pm

Anyone who says no is lying.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:31 pm

john9blue wrote:that's BS man, ink doesn't even know what i look like, i could be an OSYMAT for all he knows

maybe he just doesn't want to have to listen to this when your clone climaxes ...

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:35 pm

So... this is someone who looks like me but has a vagina? No thank you.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:39 pm

Or you could look like Ozymandias.

by **john9blue** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:40 pm

i thought it meant "you, but with two x chromosomes"

so you'd get female features (wouldn't have a beard/broad shoulders/junk/etc.)

everywhere116 wrote:Anyone who says no is lying.

exactly

maybe the ones who are saying "no" are just ugly. yeah i think that's probably it. :mrgreen:

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:42 pm

@TGD

No, TGD. It's someone who is equally as attractive as you are, but in a feminine form. So, if you're hairy (because all Greeks are), then your female version won't be hairy (but since all Greeks are hairy, regrettably, she's hairy too).

Actually, I agree with you. I'd turn down that offer immediately.

Anyway, your imagination can fill in the details.

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:12 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:@TGD

No, TGD. It's someone who is equally as attractive as you are, but in a feminine form. So, if you're hairy (because all Greeks are), then your female version won't be hairy (but since all Greeks are hairy, regrettably, she's hairy too).

Actually, I agree with you. I'd turn down that offer immediately.

Anyway, your imagination can fill in the details.

Greek women from 18 to 30 can be very attractive. Once the age thirty plateau is passed, they look more and more like men. It's disgusting honestly.

by **Aradhus** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:35 pm

When I was 12/13 a bunch of people, usually my parents friends, would tell me (I think they thought they were complimenting me) that I would make a really pretty girl. A teenage boys dream, really. Seriously, what teenage boy doesnt live for the day they're told they're a really pretty..girl.

Based on this information I deduce that had I matured as a girl that I'd be a hottie.

by **Timminz** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:40 pm

I have higher standards in women than I do for myself. I have successful relationships by balancing the equation with cash money.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:56 pm

In other words, you subsidize your perceived lack of attraction?

Timminz, you're beautiful as you are!

by **john9blue** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:37 pm

he's just investing in his future poontang acquisition. an understandable move from a business standpoint.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:45 pm

Then it wouldn't be your clone.

What about this:

Given that you have a machine to make clones, pretty much like in cartoons, you steal skin from a super hot babe and then create a clone?? And it's all yours!!

That's better. Imagine the collection you could have, and it's not slavery because I asked my philosphical anthropology professor in college and he said that clones had no soul because god wasn't happy with them.