What is your dream job?

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:22 am

I have listed the most commonly identified "dream jobs" in the poll. Vote for your dream job. If it's not listed, tell us! (BE REALISTIC. Nothing like "rock star", "professional cricket player", "rent boy", etc.)

by **Baron Von PWN** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:23 am

A sultan. That would be sweet.

by **Neoteny** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:28 am

Hopi shaman is probably the closest.

by **zimmah** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:41 am

McDonald's Employee.

too bad it's in dutch, but the people who understand it will have a good laugh.

by **KoolBak** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:49 am

Hot Rod builder......

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:04 am

zimmah wrote:McDonald's Employee.

too bad it's in dutch, but the people who understand it will have a good laugh.

by **Woodruff** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:24 pm

Professional Baseball Team Manager

by **Borderdawg** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:32 pm

Quality Control/piano player in a New Orleans whorehouse

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:34 pm

by **Woodruff** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:37 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:god.

That's what I said.

by **whitestazn88** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:27 pm

Transporter/getaway man.

who the f*ck is voting for me?

by **Lootifer** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:44 pm

How the f*ck is medical records tech not getting more votes?!?! DO YOU GUYS NOT REALISE HOW AWESOME THAT WOULD BE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by **notyou2** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:55 pm

Pool boy.

Saxi, you and Esmerelda have a pool don't you?

by **Victor Sullivan** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:37 pm

Math teacher. Oh, wait...

-Mr. Sully

by **nietzsche** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:20 pm

Professional Baseball player.

by **Baron Von PWN** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:48 am

Neoteny wrote:Hopi shaman is probably the closest.

I don't know what that is

by **Timminz** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:24 am

Blow.

by **natty dread** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:03 pm

International playboy and secret agent.

by **notyou2** on Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:56 pm

Vaginal sponge installer

by **smegal69** on Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:52 am

Weed Farmer! i want to grow the crops people love to smoke, but only medical use ☤

and if i can't do that, i want to be a crash test dummy ](*,)

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:22 pm

natty_dread wrote:International playboy

I hear those are all union gigs; almost impossible to get unless you know someone or have a well-connected uncle.

by **tkr4lf** on Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:10 pm

Rent boy.

by **nietzsche** on Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:37 pm

Not perhaps a dream job because most likely I would get fat.. but one of those things I know I'd love to do and I could actually do is being a Network Manager, IT Manager, or whatever the job is called.

Setting up networks, vpns, services, servers.. it's real fun. You get to ask for new toys, open them, set them up, play with them, most of the time there's not much to do, tests perhaps, monitoring, but it's one job where using your wit rewards you with not having to do anything else and browse the internet all day.

If one Network admin comes here and tells me it's actually hell, I'm going to say you are not doing your job correctly. So don't bother.

by **Woodruff** on Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:59 pm

nietzsche wrote:Not perhaps a dream job because most likely I would get fat.. but one of those things I know I'd love to do and I could actually do is being a Network Manager, IT Manager, or whatever the job is called.

Setting up networks, vpns, services, servers.. it's real fun. You get to ask for new toys, open them, set them up, play with them, most of the time there's not much to do, tests perhaps, monitoring, but it's one job where using your wit rewards you with not having to do anything else and browse the internet all day.

If one Network admin comes here and tells me it's actually hell, I'm going to say you are not doing your job correctly. So don't bother.

It would be a great job, if it didn't come with users. (Old joke, but there's a lot of truth to it.)

This is what I did in the military for a very long time. It is a lot of fun. But when it's your JOB, it's not nearly as much fun. Which probably applies to pretty much every job.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:21 pm

tkr4lf wrote:Rent boy.

In other words, you're living your dream?