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SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby Lootifer on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:29 pm

Seriously all day long we have the most boring non-relevant PGA crap spammed at us on our local [cable] sport channels yet not a single piece of coverage for real sports with real athletes such as rowing, athletics, and many others.

f*ck GOLF IN TEH ARSE; WORST GOD DAMN OVER PROMOTED WANK FEST IN EXISTANCE.
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:43 pm

It's fun to play, though. I mean, you walk (or drive) around, drinking beer, hitting a ball with a stick into a hole. It's a perfect Saturday.

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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby Timminz on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:45 pm

I came into this thread, hoping for instructions to a new sex game.

I am disappoint.
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:46 pm

<cue that video about how golf was invented>
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby Lootifer on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:55 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:It's fun to play, though. I mean, you walk (or drive) around, drinking beer, hitting a ball with a stick into a hole. It's a perfect Saturday.

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I agree with this.
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby the carpet man on Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:43 pm

fun to play. but to watch? i have never once seen blood spilled in golf. boring.
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby Woodruff on Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:58 pm

Lootifer wrote:Seriously all day long we have the most boring non-relevant PGA crap spammed at us on our local [cable] sport channels yet not a single piece of coverage for real sports with real athletes such as rowing, athletics, and many others.

f*ck GOLF IN TEH ARSE; WORST GOD DAMN OVER PROMOTED WANK FEST IN EXISTANCE.


For me, golf is like soccer...it's a lot of fun to play, but an absolute bore to watch.
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:35 am

Woodruff wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Seriously all day long we have the most boring non-relevant PGA crap spammed at us on our local [cable] sport channels yet not a single piece of coverage for real sports with real athletes such as rowing, athletics, and many others.

f*ck GOLF IN TEH ARSE; WORST GOD DAMN OVER PROMOTED WANK FEST IN EXISTANCE.


For me, golf is like soccer...it's a lot of fun to play, but an absolute bore to watch.

Yeah, but at least in soccer, people can do things that I would never be able to do (ever seen some Messi goals?). With golf, it comes down to me getting really lucky sometimes.
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby Woodruff on Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:39 am

safariguy5 wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Seriously all day long we have the most boring non-relevant PGA crap spammed at us on our local [cable] sport channels yet not a single piece of coverage for real sports with real athletes such as rowing, athletics, and many others.

f*ck GOLF IN TEH ARSE; WORST GOD DAMN OVER PROMOTED WANK FEST IN EXISTANCE.


For me, golf is like soccer...it's a lot of fun to play, but an absolute bore to watch.

Yeah, but at least in soccer, people can do things that I would never be able to do (ever seen some Messi goals?). With golf, it comes down to me getting really lucky sometimes.


You will never be able to hit a drive like John Daly, no matter how lucky you get. <smile>
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Re: SCREW GOLF - Worst sport in the world

Postby oVo on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:46 pm

So... SCREW GOLF has nothing to do with getting naked on the greens?
Where's the fun in that?
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