An Old Lady, Your Best Friend, and the Woman of your Dreams

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:20 pm

Aradhus wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:kill the old lady, have 3-way on corpse.

too much?

What would Haggis do

Woah, that guy's creepy even for a serial killer.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:21 pm

Make room for a second person in your car.

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:06 am

If we can fit 9 people in to a Saab 900 then surely that hypothetical guy can fit 4 people in his car.

by **Nendreel** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:36 am

Maybe someone should call an ambulance for that old lady.

edit: wait a minute, this old lady is dying and the other two are just standing around waiting for a f*cking bus? What the hell is wrong with them?

by **GreecePwns** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:14 pm

Nendreel is right. I wouldn't be friends with someone like that, nor would the girl of my dreams. I take the old lady and ditch the other two.

by **General Brock II** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:23 pm

The true answer is to knock out the woman of your dreams and stuff her in the trunk. Give the old woman a lift to the hospital and have your friend surf on the car, because it's the fashionable thing to do. You may end up having to take him to the same place as the elderly lady.

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:28 pm

No wait, the old friend can do that back to the future thing behind the car.

by **MeDeFe** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:18 pm

natty dread wrote:No wait, the old friend can do that back to the future thing behind the car.

I just had an inappropriate thought about exhausts. I'm a bad person.

by **anonymus** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:25 pm

Timminz wrote:It's a trick question. My old lady is my best friend AND the woman of my dreams.

i know someone who is getting lucky tonight..
well played sir
/ :?:

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:45 pm

Best friend. Saved me, why wouldn't I?

The old women has a few years left anyways, and I need to save my gas.

Women of my dreams? Too bad I don't have my dream job to keep her. So there.

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:51 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Women of my dreams? Too bad I don't have my dream job to keep her. So there.

Your dream woman is someone who would dump you because you don't have a great job?

Man, you got low standards.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:30 pm

Just says "Women of my Dreams" not "Solves every problem in your life."

Sooooo, yar.

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:42 pm

You have a lot of problems with women dumping you then?

by **john9blue** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:50 pm

i'm going to be honest natty, you have an unusual obsession with other people's sex lives. it's like digital text voyeurism or something.

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:05 pm

john9blue wrote:i'm going to be honest natty, you have an unusual obsession with other people's sex lives. it's like digital text voyeurism or something.

I've got to be honest with you John, I'd obsess over your sex life too if there only were something to obsess over.

by **john9blue** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:12 pm

natty dread wrote:
john9blue wrote:i'm going to be honest natty, you have an unusual obsession with other people's sex lives. it's like digital text voyeurism or something.

I've got to be honest with you John, I'd obsess over your sex life too if there only were something to obsess over.

you've already asked me several times about it. any more and i'd have to take woodruff-like measures for my own privacy.

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:14 pm

john9blue wrote:
natty dread wrote:
john9blue wrote:i'm going to be honest natty, you have an unusual obsession with other people's sex lives. it's like digital text voyeurism or something.

I've got to be honest with you John, I'd obsess over your sex life too if there only were something to obsess over.

you've already asked me several times about it. any more and i'd have to take woodruff-like measures for my own privacy.

Yeah, but you never told me whether ponies have sex or not.

by **john9blue** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:17 pm

natty dread wrote:
john9blue wrote:you've already asked me several times about it. any more and i'd have to take woodruff-like measures for my own privacy.

Yeah, but you never told me whether ponies have sex or not.

they do have sex. very sexy sex. i would suggest some digital art galleries for your education and perusal, but the links would probably be deleted by mods

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:22 pm

natty dread wrote:You have a lot of problems with women dumping you then?

Hit em and quit em

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:23 pm

john9blue wrote:
natty dread wrote:
john9blue wrote:you've already asked me several times about it. any more and i'd have to take woodruff-like measures for my own privacy.

Yeah, but you never told me whether ponies have sex or not.

they do have sex. very sexy sex. i would suggest some digital art galleries for your education and perusal, but the links would probably be deleted by mods

Oh, I guess you know this from personal experience?

You know what, I changed my mind. I don't want to know about your sex life anymore.

by **natty dread** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:23 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
natty dread wrote:You have a lot of problems with women dumping you then?

Hit em and quit em

I take that as a yes.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:34 am

You can take that as "More then you will ever have"

by **natty dread** on Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:47 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:You can take that as "More then you will ever have"

You have more problems with women dumping you than I will ever have?

Yeah, you're probably right.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:17 pm

I'll dumb it down for you then. You spend about 90% of your life on here. You're probably going no where in life pretty fast, probably getting fat behind your desk.

Case closed. Moving on!