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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:31 pm

ViperOverLord wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Seriously, guys. Bald Eagle farms, FTW.

The Indians would pay some price to hunt them on some farmland/hunting ground for bald eagles.


I'm really not for hunting bald eagles. I think they're too pretty and dignified of birds and it makes about as much sense as hunting parrots. I'd be interested in hearing from hunters on their perspective (I'm not a hunter).

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A bird is a bird is a bird. Also, they're incredibly stupid. I see no reason to separate the hunting of eagle from the hunting of turkey or deer, other than their population status. I can't imagine that their meat is any good, though, so the only use of hunting them would be for the novelty.

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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby spurgistan on Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:01 pm

Obama kills bald eagles... WITH HIS MIND.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:07 pm

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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby The Bison King on Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:40 pm

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Yes, that is what a Bald Eagle looks like.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:59 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:The health insurance provided by my employer here in Georgia doese not cover any expenses related to STDs, nor do they cover contraceptives.


Just like U.S. Georgia!

Baron Von PWN wrote:They will however cover expenses related to pregnancy!


Nice! You should totally try to get your money's worth outta that before you come home.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:18 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:The health insurance provided by my employer here in Georgia doese not cover any expenses related to STDs, nor do they cover contraceptives.


Just like U.S. Georgia!

Baron Von PWN wrote:They will however cover expenses related to pregnancy!


Nice! You should totally try to get your money's worth outta that before you come home.


That's what i was telling my female co-workers!
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:30 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:The health insurance provided by my employer here in Georgia doese not cover any expenses related to STDs, nor do they cover contraceptives.


Just like U.S. Georgia!

Baron Von PWN wrote:They will however cover expenses related to pregnancy!


Nice! You should totally try to get your money's worth outta that before you come home.


That's what i was telling my female co-workers!


Baron that's a hella smooth pick-up line!

Hey baby, wanna help me meet my insurance deductible? Come by my place at eight.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:54 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:The health insurance provided by my employer here in Georgia doese not cover any expenses related to STDs, nor do they cover contraceptives.


Just like U.S. Georgia!

Baron Von PWN wrote:They will however cover expenses related to pregnancy!


Nice! You should totally try to get your money's worth outta that before you come home.


That's what i was telling my female co-workers!


Baron that's a hella smooth pick-up line!

Hey baby, wanna help me meet my insurance deductible? Come by my place at eight.


I know right? unfortunately they thought I was joking :cry:
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:37 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:I know right? unfortunately they thought I was joking :cry:

That means they think of you as a guy with a good sense of humour and they'll want to be around you more in the future. You have just increased the likelihood of getting any or all of them to go have a few drinks with you after work.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Baron Von PWN on Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:00 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I know right? unfortunately they thought I was joking :cry:

That means they think of you as a guy with a good sense of humour and they'll want to be around you more in the future. You have just increased the likelihood of getting any or all of them to go have a few drinks with you after work.


Good point! I shall have to explore this possibility.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:25 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I know right? unfortunately they thought I was joking :cry:

That means they think of you as a guy with a good sense of humour and they'll want to be around you more in the future. You have just increased the likelihood of getting any or all of them to go have a few drinks with you after work.


Baron doesn't have time to date. BARON NEEDS TO MAKE BABIES. It takes like 10 or 11 months for a girl to crap out a kid, I think, and Baron isn't going to be in Azerbaijan or wherever the f*ck he is forever. He needs to pump his insurance benefits NOW. Sipping cranberry juice and vodka while playing Backgammon with Vera the Virgin isn't a luxury he can afford.

Baron, this is awful advice MeDeFe gave you. Pay no attention to it.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:44 am

saxitoxin wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I know right? unfortunately they thought I was joking :cry:

That means they think of you as a guy with a good sense of humour and they'll want to be around you more in the future. You have just increased the likelihood of getting any or all of them to go have a few drinks with you after work.


Baron doesn't have time to date. BARON NEEDS TO MAKE BABIES. It takes like 10 or 11 months for a girl to crap out a kid, I think, and Baron isn't going to be in Azerbaijan or wherever the f*ck he is forever. He needs to pump his insurance benefits NOW. Sipping cranberry juice and vodka while playing Backgammon with Vera the Virgin isn't a luxury he can afford.

Baron, this is awful advice MeDeFe gave you. Pay no attention to it.


Hmm you speak wisdom saxi. I shall endeavour to impregnate as many women as my insurance policy can withstand, but not a woman more!
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:53 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I know right? unfortunately they thought I was joking :cry:

That means they think of you as a guy with a good sense of humour and they'll want to be around you more in the future. You have just increased the likelihood of getting any or all of them to go have a few drinks with you after work.


Baron doesn't have time to date. BARON NEEDS TO MAKE BABIES. It takes like 10 or 11 months for a girl to crap out a kid, I think, and Baron isn't going to be in Azerbaijan or wherever the f*ck he is forever. He needs to pump his insurance benefits NOW. Sipping cranberry juice and vodka while playing Backgammon with Vera the Virgin isn't a luxury he can afford.

Baron, this is awful advice MeDeFe gave you. Pay no attention to it.


Hmm you speak wisdom saxi. I shall endeavour to impregnate as many women as my insurance policy can withstand, but not a woman more!


You can litter former Soviet republics with children, really. Go back 20 years from now and you'll have a nice little support group.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:30 am

thegreekdog wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I know right? unfortunately they thought I was joking :cry:

That means they think of you as a guy with a good sense of humour and they'll want to be around you more in the future. You have just increased the likelihood of getting any or all of them to go have a few drinks with you after work.


Baron doesn't have time to date. BARON NEEDS TO MAKE BABIES. It takes like 10 or 11 months for a girl to crap out a kid, I think, and Baron isn't going to be in Azerbaijan or wherever the f*ck he is forever. He needs to pump his insurance benefits NOW. Sipping cranberry juice and vodka while playing Backgammon with Vera the Virgin isn't a luxury he can afford.

Baron, this is awful advice MeDeFe gave you. Pay no attention to it.


Hmm you speak wisdom saxi. I shall endeavour to impregnate as many women as my insurance policy can withstand, but not a woman more!


You can litter former Soviet republics with children, really. Go back 20 years from now and you'll have a nice little support group.


I could start a pan FSU hostel company on the backs of my progeny!
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:37 pm

The Bison King wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Yes, that is what a Bald Eagle looks like.


It's the symbol that needs to be protected.

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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:50 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
The Bison King wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Yes, that is what a Bald Eagle looks like.


It's the symbol that needs to be protected.

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EVERYONE TAKE COVER - THAT BIRD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:45 pm

Heh that don't tread on me snake looks like a pile of poop.
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:29 am

Phatscotty wrote:
The Bison King wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Yes, that is what a Bald Eagle looks like.


It's the symbol that needs to be protected.


There are people starving out there for symbols that garner tribal benefits.

How can you deny them their symbolic meal of higher status??
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Re: Obama kills bald eagles

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:53 am

As far as symbolism is concerned, the less eagles there are, the more powerful the symbol of the eagle is, right?

Therefore:

1) We must kill all of the eagles

2) BBS, your anti-american propaganda of Bald Eagle Plantations Inc must be stopped. For posterity.

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