If 'they're' objects, we're definitely 'subjects'

by **Aradhus** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:54 pm

1 - Are people born evil, or is it just a natural development, like size. the older you get, the taller you get, until you reach your peak height at whataver age. So, say a woman is 3 years old, at that point she has only developed a certain amount of evil. the older she gets, the more evil she gets, until she reaches her peak evil at whatever age.
2 - Where did the phrase 'bitches be crazy' come from?
3 - Is it just mad coincidence that this rule corresponds to all the women who have been in my life, ever?
4 - Why does it seem that women are incapable of letting you expl'ain to them that they've misinterpreted what you've said? Is this an intentional ploy, knowing that you will eventually just apologise for the initial crime hoping they'll accept it, and move on(shut up), big mistake homie. You've just guaranteed more hours of relentless diminishment of your will to live.

by **notyou2** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:00 pm

Find one that can't talk, or speaks a different language.

by **natty dread** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:43 pm

Relationship between a man and a woman can be described as an everlasting battle between crazy and stupid.

That's what popular culture tells me anyway.

by **Maugena** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:34 pm

Aradhus wrote:1 - Are people born evil, or is it just a natural development, like size. the older you get, the taller you get, until you reach your peak height at whataver age. So, say a woman is 3 years old, at that point she has only developed a certain amount of evil. the older she gets, the more evil she gets, until she reaches her peak evil at whatever age.
2 - Where did the phrase 'bitches be crazy' come from?
3 - Is it just mad coincidence that this rule corresponds to all the women who have been in my life, ever?
4 - Why does it seem that women are incapable of letting you expl'ain to them that they've misinterpreted what you've said? Is this an intentional ploy, knowing that you will eventually just apologise for the initial crime hoping they'll accept it, and move on(shut up), big mistake homie. You've just guaranteed more hours of relentless diminishment of your will to live.

1. I don't use the term 'evil' for describing people with intent to harm. I'd call them irreversibly sadistic or at least something along those lines. But yes, it would be a part of a person's development... in their DNA and/or the way they grew up. It all depends.
2. No idea, but TRUE DAT.
3. Perhaps you just attract that type of woman. Bummer for you. ;/
4. I say freedom. If you let a woman get you down, get a new one to get you up. Hue.

by **natty dread** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:39 pm

Maugena wrote:2. No idea, but TRUE DAT.

Yes, if you ask a misogynist asshole.

by **Maugena** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:53 pm

natty dread wrote:
Maugena wrote:2. No idea, but TRUE DAT.

Yes, if you ask a misogynist asshole.

That's not exclusively something a misogynist asshole would say.
What if you know only crazy bitches and you love women?

by **natty dread** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:04 pm

Maugena wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Maugena wrote:2. No idea, but TRUE DAT.

Yes, if you ask a misogynist asshole.

That's not exclusively something a misogynist asshole would say.
What if you know only crazy bitches and you love women?

Misogynists commonly resort to the "I'm not a misogynist, I love women!" argument... and then go on calling them "bitches" and demanding them to make various amounts of sandwiches.

If you generalize based on the few women you know that all the women in the world are "crazy bitches", then you're either a misogynist, or just plain idiot.

by **HapSmo19** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:14 pm

Aradhus wrote:1 - Are people born evil, or is it just a natural development, like size.

Neither. Socialism is usually beat into peoples' brains in universities.

by **Aradhus** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:21 pm

Holy crap. You guys are the worst. A jokey topic about the women in my life, one of whom gave me particular trouble today and you guys just can't resist dragging in your baggage and dumping it all over my topic floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMFRxzy ... age#t=132s

by **Maugena** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:23 am

natty dread wrote:
Maugena wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Maugena wrote:2. No idea, but TRUE DAT.

Yes, if you ask a misogynist asshole.

That's not exclusively something a misogynist asshole would say.
What if you know only crazy bitches and you love women?

Misogynists commonly resort to the "I'm not a misogynist, I love women!" argument... and then go on calling them "bitches" and demanding them to make various amounts of sandwiches.

If you generalize based on the few women you know that all the women in the world are "crazy bitches", then you're either a misogynist, or just plain idiot.

How many misogynists do you know, personally?

You are allowed to jokingly call women bitches, brehuehue.
I demand YOU make me a sandwich.

Futhermore: Y U B'N SRS BRAH.

by **Maugena** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:24 am

Aradhus wrote:Holy crap. You guys are the worst. A jokey topic about the women in my life, one of whom gave me particular trouble today and you guys just can't resist dragging in your baggage and dumping it all over my topic floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMFRxzy ... age#t=132s

What baggage? ';o

by **Aradhus** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:45 am

Maugena wrote:
Aradhus wrote:Holy crap. You guys are the worst. A jokey topic about the women in my life, one of whom gave me particular trouble today and you guys just can't resist dragging in your baggage and dumping it all over my topic floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMFRxzy ... age#t=132s

What baggage? ';o

Usually a big red sack, with a pair of balls in them.

by **Maugena** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:35 am

Aradhus wrote:
Maugena wrote:
Aradhus wrote:Holy crap. You guys are the worst. A jokey topic about the women in my life, one of whom gave me particular trouble today and you guys just can't resist dragging in your baggage and dumping it all over my topic floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMFRxzy ... age#t=132s

What baggage? ';o

Usually a big red sack, with a pair of balls in them.

Does a small blue one count?

by **Frigidus** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:40 am

Aradhus wrote:4 - Why does it seem that women are incapable of letting you expl'ain to them that they've misinterpreted what you've said? Is this an intentional ploy, knowing that you will eventually just apologise for the initial crime hoping they'll accept it, and move on(shut up), big mistake homie. You've just guaranteed more hours of relentless diminishment of your will to live.

Because they have come to a conclusion about your thoughts prior to the conversation they had, and they are going to jam your square peg words into their round hole vision of you. As for the exact moment that a woman's thought process becomes so labyrinthine that we are no longer able to comprehend it, I can't place it exactly. It might have something to do with makeup seeping into their brains. In summary, girls are meanies.