Tea Party Hotline

by **Phatscotty** on Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:06 am

Your Tea Party hotline operator offers counseling via the phone to troubled callers. Hot line operators assist those who are victims, struggling with depression, obsessive behaviors and habit disorders, financial issues or experiencing a wide variety of other situations. Since the Tea Party was elected super majorities in both houses of Congress and the White House in 2012, we have expanded our workforce and added locations to assist you better.

How can our operators help you today?

by **john9blue** on Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:05 am

no, this is patrick

by **shieldgenerator7** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:45 am

Hello, I have a question:

How can I tell if I'm a target of the t-par-t death squad?

by **ManBungalow** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:37 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Hello, I have a question:

How can I tell if I'm a target of the t-par-t death squad?

Bathe in vinegar. Expensive vinegar.

by **Symmetry** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:44 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Your Tea Party hotline operator offers counseling via the phone to troubled callers. Hot line operators assist those who are victims, struggling with depression, obsessive behaviors and habit disorders, financial issues or experiencing a wide variety of other situations. Since the Tea Party was elected super majorities in both houses of Congress and the White House in 2012, we have expanded our workforce and added locations to assist you better.

How can our operators help you today?

Hello, my nationality is British, and I was told that that the TEA party campaigns for people regardless of nationality/race or creed. I believe that I have been taxed enough already and taxed without representation both during my time living in the US and during visits. Will you stand up for me and people like me- the little people?

by **john9blue** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:13 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Hello, my nationality is British, and I was told that that the TEA party campaigns for people regardless of nationality/race or creed. I believe that I have been taxed enough already and taxed without representation both during my time living in the US and during visits. Will you stand up for me and people like me- the little people?

here in the USA we use the term "midgets" because f*ck political correctness!

by **Symmetry** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:16 pm

john9blue wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Hello, my nationality is British, and I was told that that the TEA party campaigns for people regardless of nationality/race or creed. I believe that I have been taxed enough already and taxed without representation both during my time living in the US and during visits. Will you stand up for me and people like me- the little people?

here in the USA we use the term "midgets" because f*ck political correctness!

My midget ponies?

by **john9blue** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:26 pm

Symmetry wrote:My midget ponies?

"my little pony" is already redundant... that would just make it even worse...

by **Symmetry** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:30 pm

john9blue wrote:
Symmetry wrote:My midget ponies?

"my little pony" is already redundant... that would just make it even worse...

I wouldn't say redundant. Clearly ponies exist, and clearly ponies exist in various sizes. Some of which are little, and are potentially owned or associated with me.