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keyboard problem

Postby Aradhus on Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:25 pm

my keyboard is broken, until i get a new one, communication will be minimal to non-existent
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:32 pm

Aradhus wrote:my keyboard is broken, until i get a new one, communication will be minimal to non-existent


agreed
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:33 pm

One should always have a backup leopard in the house.
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:39 pm

Aradhus wrote:really sorry
2 any1 this neg affects i promise 2 make it up somehow

A blowjob would do...
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:04 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
Aradhus wrote:really sorry
2 any1 this neg affects i promise 2 make it up somehow

A blowjob would do...


Aradhus is gonna hafta swallow the way he's screwing up my EUROPA game.

He came prancing in with his major's sabres saying he'd gallop to my rescue and he completely rolled over. Now I'm left carrying the bacon!
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:14 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
Aradhus wrote:really sorry
2 any1 this neg affects i promise 2 make it up somehow

A blowjob would do...


Aradhus is gonna hafta swallow the way he's screwing up my EUROPA game.

He came prancing in with his major's sabres saying he'd gallop to my rescue and he completely rolled over. Now I'm left carrying the bacon!

No worries, he always swallows. ;)
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:58 pm

Aradhus wrote:my keyboard is broken, until i get a new one, communication will be minimal to non-existent


Seems like everything's fine!
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:17 pm

Have you tried turning up your stereo?

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Re: keyboard problem

Postby Aradhus on Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:26 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Aradhus wrote:my keyboard is broken, until i get a new one, communication will be minimal to non-existent


Seems like everything's fine!

thats just mean :(

rdsrds2120 wrote:Have you tried turning up your stereo?

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Re: keyboard problem

Postby natty dread on Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:36 am

MeDeFe wrote:One should always have a backup leopard in the house.


I don't... they only cost like 5€ so I don't see the point in having even more useless crap cluttering up my home
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:36 am

natty dread wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:One should always have a backup leopard in the house.


I don't... they only cost like 5€ so I don't see the point in having even more useless crap cluttering up my home


not to mention the crap it generates :shock:

ANyway, Aradhus, did you know there's such thing as an on-screen keyboard? You go to control panel, and find out where "On Screen Keyboard: ON" is and turn it on. I think it's in devices or desktop gadgets, I don't remember. But this way you can use your mouse instead of your keyboard while you get it replaced :)

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Re: keyboard problem

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:51 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
natty dread wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:One should always have a backup leopard in the house.


I don't... they only cost like 5€ so I don't see the point in having even more useless crap cluttering up my home


not to mention the crap it generates :shock:

ANyway, Aradhus, did you know there's such thing as an on-screen keyboard? You go to control panel, and find out where "On Screen Keyboard: ON" is and turn it on. I think it's in devices or desktop gadgets, I don't remember. But this way you can use your mouse instead of your keyboard while you get it replaced :)

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That sounds like a very tedious way to compose a message...

Don't get me wrong, it definitely beats not being able to type, just seems like it would take forever to type anything of substance.
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby Aradhus on Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:26 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
natty dread wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:One should always have a backup leopard in the house.


I don't... they only cost like 5€ so I don't see the point in having even more useless crap cluttering up my home


not to mention the crap it generates :shock:

ANyway, Aradhus, did you know there's such thing as an on-screen keyboard? You go to control panel, and find out where "On Screen Keyboard: ON" is and turn it on. I think it's in devices or desktop gadgets, I don't remember. But this way you can use your mouse instead of your keyboard while you get it replaced :)

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ye i know
astr suspects it is tedius as hell
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:49 pm

Aradhus wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
natty dread wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:One should always have a backup leopard in the house.


I don't... they only cost like 5€ so I don't see the point in having even more useless crap cluttering up my home


not to mention the crap it generates :shock:

ANyway, Aradhus, did you know there's such thing as an on-screen keyboard? You go to control panel, and find out where "On Screen Keyboard: ON" is and turn it on. I think it's in devices or desktop gadgets, I don't remember. But this way you can use your mouse instead of your keyboard while you get it replaced :)

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ye i know
astr suspects it is tedius as hell


Good luck in finding a new keybard dude.
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby Aradhus on Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:37 am

it will be my 3rd different keyboard in 4 months. turns out keyboards are fragile and vulnerable to bad tempers.
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:39 am

Aradhus wrote:it will be my 3rd different keyboard in 4 months. turns out keyboards are fragile and vulnerable to bad tempers.


and don't forget coffee spills. you wouldn't believe how many keyboard fatalities a year are due to coffee spills
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:23 am

Seems appropriate:

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Re: keyboard problem

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:31 am

Aradhus wrote:it will be my 3rd different keyboard in 4 months. turns out keyboards are fragile and vulnerable to bad tempers.


Fragile and beautiful:

http://www.amazon.com/Impecca-KBB500C-B ... 813&sr=8-1
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Re: keyboard problem

Postby Aradhus on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:39 am

Within 2 or 3 days of purchasing my last keyboard I had alread snapped the plastic on the bottom side of it, just by banging my fist on the keys. I barely hit it too, it was just matter of time before it broke in two completely. And I do confess, one of those fatal blows was due to my reaction at a streak of dice..
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