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I have solved unemployment.

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:44 pm

raise the school leaving age to 44, and lower retirement to 46! Vote for Pedro!
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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:50 pm

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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:53 am

Calculate whether the new budget is good for you by looking at your watch. If it's worth more than £5k, you're ok.
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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:34 am

interesting solution... who would teach? Teachers would be trained to work for 2 years, and then they'd retire!
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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:28 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:interesting solution... who would teach? Teachers would be trained to work for 2 years, and then they'd retire!


Works for me - pedro you're a genius!
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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby zimmah on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:11 pm

so only the people in age range 44-46 would pay all the taxes to support everyone 46+ who's retired and 44- who don't yet work and to support all government expenses?
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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby john9blue on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:45 pm

i too have solved unemployment: we kill everyone. vote for john!
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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby Bones2484 on Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:46 pm

john9blue wrote:i too have solved unemployment: we kill everyone. vote for john!


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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:52 pm

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Re: I have solved unemployment.

Postby john9blue on Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:54 pm

Bones2484 wrote:
john9blue wrote:i too have solved unemployment: we kill everyone. vote for john!


And then feed the dead to the starving! Two birds with one stone!


what "starving"? are you talking about the animals?
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