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Anti-Humor

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:16 am

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor."

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Ooohh internet!

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Edit: This isn't completely random btw. Feel free to drop some more anti-humor jokes if you have any.
For a definition of Anti-humor if you're unfamiliar,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:47 am

victor sullivan should be all over this thread.
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby natty dread on Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:16 am

A duck walks into a bar.
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:41 pm

natty_dread wrote:A duck walks into a supermarket. He heads directly for the aisle marked quackers.
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby aad0906 on Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:10 am

A baby seal walks into a club...
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:38 am

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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Why did the pot call the kettle black?
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Why did the pot call the kettle black?
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I like my coffee like I like my women:
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:45 am

Knock Knock...
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your mom is so fat
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how do you make a plumber cry?
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:13 pm

Let me adapt this joke to something I like better. It is a good internet joke.

Knock Knock...
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:23 pm

Anti-humor makes me oamlfor
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby zimmah on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:24 pm

show: why did the chicken cross the road


show: what do you call a black guy pushing a car


show: yo mommas so fat


show: what do you call a black pilot
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:27 pm

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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10:16:35 ‹Ace Rimmer› haven't looked at work in ages
10:42:43 ‹Sackett58› fine, I'll take my panties elsewhere
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:36 pm

trinicardinal wrote:How do you keep an idiot busy?

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Pfft. Riffing off my earlier post!


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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby kentington on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:41 pm

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:54 pm

The statement below is false.





The statement above is true.
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby pimpdave on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:00 pm

I like how Victor Sullivan still completely doesn't get it.



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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby zimmah on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:The statement below is false.





The statement above is true.



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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby natty dread on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:29 pm

Dukasaur wrote:The statement below is false.





The statement above is true.


Stack overflow!
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:30 pm

natty dread
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:03 pm

Why did the plane crash?
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby The Bison King on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:05 pm

Why did your dog commit suicide?

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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:20 am

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium

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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:37 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium

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Sheer Brilliance!
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Maugena on Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:00 am

For whom was the song, "Stronger" written?
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Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjQii_BboIk
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Maugena on Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:05 am

show: penis
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjQii_BboIk
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Re: Anti-Humor

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:10 am

What did the boy with AIDS get for Christmas?


Cancer.



Two guys walk into a bar. You would think that the second guy would've saw it there.




A priest, a rabbi and a Frenchman walk into a bar. They buy some drinks, leave a sufficient tip and walk home.
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