Know conkers are horse-chestnut tree seeds before replying

[Symmetry]

Don't look at any other threads before responding to this. No googling!

Aradhus, don't read this or reply.

What should be the question?

[Aradhus]

What should be the question?

Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?

[pimpdave]

[Pedronicus]

shoe laces, vinegar and your mums oven

[Symmetry]

What should be the question?

Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?

I would.

[shieldgenerator7]

Yes I know what this is about... this is about Aradhus' otehr thread about conkers.

[Symmetry]

Yes I know what this is about... this is about Aradhus' otehr thread about conkers.

I can't believe you said what it was about. Now I'm going to have to have a hissy fit.

[Symmetry]

shoe laces, vinegar and your mums oven

That's not a question, I can't believe I defended you. You've ruined this thread, and stood me up for the prom. Still, I'll be a little more reasonable than Aradhus and forgive you.

[Timminz]

You just couldn't let him have the more ridiculous hissyfit, could you. You just HAD to outdo him.




You guys should definitely just f*ck already, to get rid of this awkward tension.

[shieldgenerator7]

Well, you did spoil it for his thread so...

(besdies the title should turn a lot of people away anyways)

[kentington]

I just saw conkers and thought, "why is there another thread about these things?"
I even read the other thread a couple of days ago and forgot the meaning of the word.

[Phatscotty]

Don't look at any other threads before responding to this. No googling!

Aradhus, don't read this or reply.

What should be the question?

Symm you been coming off lately like someone pee'd in your cheerios.

Is everything okay lil buddy?

[kentington]

Don't look at any other threads before responding to this. No googling!

Aradhus, don't read this or reply.

What should be the question?

Symm you been coming off lately like someone pee'd in your cheerios.

Is everything okay lil buddy?

Sorry I didn't know those cheerios belonged to anyone and I really had to go.

[Fruitcake]

shoe laces, vinegar and your mums oven

Almost perfect.

[natty dread]

What should be the question?

Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?

I would.

I'll f*ck you by proxy!

Aradhus will be acting as my proxy fucker, he should be arriving shortly. Don't worry, he/I will use protection. I bought him/me a helmet.

[Symmetry]

What should be the question?

Is Symmetry retarded or just nuts? (see what I did there)

Based on your posting the past 2/3 months, I suspect you haven't been laid in a while.

So maybe the question should be, Would anybody like to pity f*ck symmetry?

I would.

I'll f*ck you by proxy!

Aradhus will be acting as my proxy fucker, he should be arriving shortly. Don't worry, he/I will use protection. I bought him/me a helmet.

Meh, my impression was that he wouldn't have a clue, and that if he did, he's have to ask anyway. Thanks for passing the info om. I'll be nice.