Hebrew Univ. researcher: Moses was tripping at Mount Sinai

[Haggis_McMutton]

Shanon also sees signs of a hallucinogenic vision in the story of the burning bush. "Moses 'looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed,'" Shanon quotes from Exodus 3:2. Time passes differently when under the influence of the plant, he notes. "That's why Moses thought the bush was not consumed. It should have been burned in the time he thought had passed. And in that time, he heard God speaking to him."

http://www.haaretz.com/news/hebrew-university-researcher-moses-was-tripping-at-mount-sinai-1.240589

I just realised, religion makes a shitload more sense if you assume everyone involved was high as hell.

[army of nobunaga]

I am reading the twelfth planet atm.. The guys first chapter is pure science nails. I had no Idea how advanced Mesopotamia was at 3500 bc.

I do not doubt they knew how to trip.

[Phatscotty]

I am reading the twelfth planet atm.. The guys first chapter is pure science nails. I had no Idea how advanced Mesopotamia was at 3500 bc.

I do not doubt they knew how to trip.

Boom! Did it in 2003. Great Book

[Army of GOD]

I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Bible can be explained by claiming the people were on drugs.

Noah didn't have an ark...he was just high as f*ck.

[Haggis_McMutton]

I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Bible can be explained by claiming the people were on drugs.

Noah didn't have an ark...he was just high as f*ck.

Dude .... what if like .... the whole world floods ..... duuuude

[army of nobunaga]

The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

[Army of GOD]

I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Bible can be explained by claiming the people were on drugs.

Noah didn't have an ark...he was just high as f*ck.

Dude .... what if like .... the whole world floods ..... duuuude

brah...let's fuckin' get 2 of every animal and have them repopulate the earth.

[greenoaks]

The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

the world didn't flood.

the ice age ended and all those coastal communities went under so it just seemed like the whole world flooded

[TA1LGUNN3R]

-TG

[oVo]

...the world didn't flood.

but you could like fish almost anywhere dude.
a burning bush might also indicate a STD.

[army of nobunaga]

The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

the world didn't flood.

the ice age ended and all those coastal communities went under so it just seemed like the whole world flooded

When someone says "Yeah, Houston flooded in that last storm"

Do you fucking think they really mean that every damn street and hill and building flooded in the whole damn city?

Lets try more---
"That tornado storm really flattened Iowa" -- Q for GO: All of Iowa?
"New orleans was destroyed in that hurricane" --Q for GO: All of New Orleans?
"The fires really destroyed the forests of the west coast" --Q for GO: All of the forests?

So really, The Mountains of Nepal for example are 5 miles high... Do you reeeaaallllllyyyyyy believe that I mean that the earth was covered in 5 miles of water ALL OVER?

Try reading comprehension, interpreting English--- english, 6th grade.

[pimpdave]

Try reading comprehension, interpreting English--- english, 6th grade.

[oVo]

Maybe Moses tripped over his own feet
and bumped his head.

Texas has a vast region in the west known as the Permian Basin
that was once a sea. I'm sure the planet has many similar places
with large sedimentary areas of stone full of sea shells.

[Army of GOD]

AoN is Woodruff's multi maybe perhaps?

[natty dread]

The world definitely without a shred of doubt in any historians mind flooded.

We are starting to see all of the "old" coastal civs that are 50-200 feet of sea.

On that boat of his though, I bet they were toking the hell up.

the world didn't flood.

the ice age ended and all those coastal communities went under so it just seemed like the whole world flooded

When someone says "Yeah, Houston flooded in that last storm"

Do you fucking think they really mean that every damn street and hill and building flooded in the whole damn city?

Lets try more---
"That tornado storm really flattened Iowa" -- Q for GO: All of Iowa?
"New orleans was destroyed in that hurricane" --Q for GO: All of New Orleans?
"The fires really destroyed the forests of the west coast" --Q for GO: All of the forests?

So really, The Mountains of Nepal for example are 5 miles high... Do you reeeaaallllllyyyyyy believe that I mean that the earth was covered in 5 miles of water ALL OVER?

Try reading comprehension, interpreting English--- english, 6th grade.

If you express yourself unclearly, you cannot blame the other person for failing at "reading comprehension".

Sure, it's easy to claim "the whole world flooded" if you define "the whole world flooded" as "some parts of the world flooded some time somewhere, maybe".

[bedub1]

I went camping and caught a fish.
It was a couple fish
It was fuckin' huge
It fed us saturday night
we ate the leftovers sunday
there were thousands of us
it was just a couple fish and a few loaves of bread
I had the munchies.
we were high as f*ck

[Nola_Lifer]

New Orleans wasn't flooded by a hurricane. The hurricane passed and then two days later the levies broke, which caused New Orleans to flood.

[notyou2]

I'ma git me dem red lines tattooed on me back.