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[GreecePwns]

The Republic of Conquer Club

Issue 2: More Police Needed?
As crime rates rise, some in the community are calling for increased policing.

Option 1
"Just the other day, I got mugged in the broad daylight!" says ruffian Mark Christmas. "And the ironic thing is I had just stuck up this other guy. When muggers are getting mugged, even I have to admit that crime has gotten out of control. We do need more police."

Option 2
"The solution to crime is not more police!" says noted sociologist and occasional crime novelist Marleen Janssen. "Studies repeatedly show that crime is caused by poverty and poor education. Increase government spending in these areas, and crime will fall! Maybe not overnight, but it will happen."

Option 3
"Yeah, good luck with that," says conservative leader and gun enthusiast Samuel Eliot. "Look, we do need more police, that's clear. But that's not enough. We need real punishments: sentences that will act as a genuine deterrent to people considering a life of crime. Like public floggings."

Issue 1: Auto Industry Struggles Against Foreign Imports

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How the Experiment Will Work

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[Army of GOD]

Firstly I hope we can get a vote on a new flag and name. I think yours are

[GreecePwns]

Duh I'd make a totally separate one (you can have multiple accounts, but only one in their version of the UN).

And don't hate on the name-which-I-totally-regret-because-I-only-came-up-with-it-because-I-was-reading-French-history-while-making-it.

[BigBallinStalin]

Why not make a new one and call it "ConquerClub"?

Free CC marketing!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Haggis_McMutton]

Good idea, this should be interesting.

Btw, I used to play that a LONG LONG time ago. I wonder if those guys purge old account.

[nietzsche]

can I be the first president?

[Haggis_McMutton]

Ha, it took me a hour of digging through forgotten email accounts and google cached pages that no longer exist but I have done it, I have recovered my mighty nation.

The Democratic Republic of Pirotehnic Monkeys is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.514 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

A recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, major cities are suffering under water rationing, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pirotehnic Monkeys's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the monkey dung.

[Baron Von PWN]

I shall endeavour to ensure the CC nation state is run on firm Stalinist principles. Who's with me?!

[Baron Von PWN]

First order of business should be to shoot all landowners and distribute their farms to disadvantaged city dwellers. I suspect this will increase farm yields significantly!

As I suspect 0 opposition (none that will survive anyways) to this policy, I demand that you implement it immediately Greecepwns.

[GreecePwns]

So I will post the first issue shortly. Also, today I will be taking suggestions for what to call our National Animal and our Currency, as well what our motto and flag will be. The best suggestion posted in the next 2 days for each will be the ones chosen.

Also, part of our name is still to be decided: our official name is The Republic of Conquer Club, but we can change the "republic" to any of a bunch of options, which I'll list here.

Republic, Empire, Kingdom, Commonwealth, Federation, Colony, Principality, Protectorate, United States, United Kingdom, People's Republic, Democratic Republic, Confederacy, Dominion, Sultanate, Holy Empire, Theocracy, Most Serene Republic, United Socialist States, Democratic States, Allied States, Queendom, Fiefdom, Constitutional Monarchy, Dictatorship, Matriarchy, Emirate, Grand Duchy, Free Land, Community, Disputed Territories, Jingoistic States, Armed Republic, Nomadic Peoples, Oppressed Peoples, Borderlands, Rogue Nation, Incorporated States, Federal Republic

The ____________ of Conquer Club

[GreecePwns]

Issue 1: Auto Industry Struggles Against Foreign Imports
Cheap, foreign-made cars are becoming increasingly popular, causing concern in Conquer Club's automobile manufacturing industry.

Option 1: "Unless this government does something, Conquer Club won't have an auto industry for much longer," says auto industry union boss Lara de Jong, in a rare public appearance alongside management. "These foreign companies employ people for a few Unnamed National Currencys a day. The only way to level the playing field is to raise tariffs. The government would make more money, too, so it's win-win."

Option 2: "For once, I agree with my grubby colleague here," says General Chassis CEO Prudence Broadside. "Although I have to say, tariffs aren't the only answer. A more effective solution would be to abolish minimum wage laws. Now that would level the playing field. And we'd be able to employ more--argh, let go of my throat!"

Option 3: "I think we need to face facts," says noted economist and chat-show regular Samuel Goethe. "We live in a global economy now, and automobile manufacturing just isn't Conquer Club's strong suit. There's no point taking money from taxpayers in order to line the pockets of a few greedy workers and corrupt managers in a doomed industry. Let the market take its--argh, let go of my throat!"

[Baron Von PWN]

The solution is clear. We must mercilessly drive out these foreign competitors whether it be through tariffs or the point of a bayonet. In fact I feel the given solution doese not go far enough. The car makers should be outright nationalised for the greater benefit of our people. Not one cent to money grubbers, let all our funds go to the betterment of all conquerclubers not just the fat cats.

All who oppose this course of action are encouraged to sign up for a Fog, No spoils, random distribution, Trench warfare Hive game.
I motion for Conquer Club to be a People's republic, Our flag should be a field of white with the red circle and star of CC. Our currency should be Conquer Points and our national animal Bears

[Neoteny]

Da Bears

[BigBallinStalin]

Never mind those options and what those people say! What is best for the people is to maintain a domestic market of greater stability. This dog-eat-dog competition from the Chinese car manufacturers is wreaking havoc on our domestic markets. These inferior money-grubbing Chinese capitalists are dumping their flea-ridden goods here.

Remember the lead in Chinese toys, the chemicals in Chinese sheet rock, and Chinese milk with melamine! These foreign importers clearly can't be trusted.

As BVP recommends, we must enact protectionist policies! Tariffs, Tariffs, and More Tariffs!! Implement import quotas, subsidize our car manufacturers, expand the money supply in order to devalue our currency to make our exports relatively cheaper!!



(BVP, wait! We can't nationalize them yet! We need to wait for some worker-boss disputes, print up some stories, and then save the day with Sweeping Reform!!).

@GP: Thank you for strangling those people of options 2 and 3! For the public good, your deed shall not be forgotten.

[BigBallinStalin]

Ha, it took me a hour of digging through forgotten email accounts and google cached pages that no longer exist but I have done it, I have recovered my mighty nation.

The Democratic Republic of Pirotehnic Monkeys is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.514 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

A recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, major cities are suffering under water rationing, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pirotehnic Monkeys's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the monkey dung.

BIG PICTURE IS BIG

Is your nation threatening us? I see threats from a mile away.

[Baron Von PWN]

Ha, it took me a hour of digging through forgotten email accounts and google cached pages that no longer exist but I have done it, I have recovered my mighty nation.

The Democratic Republic of Pirotehnic Monkeys is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.514 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

A recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, major cities are suffering under water rationing, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pirotehnic Monkeys's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the monkey dung.

BIG PICTURE IS BIG

Is your nation threatening us? I see threats from a mile away.

We should probably nationalize something in response. That'l show him!

We

[Baron Von PWN]

Never mind those options and what those people say! What is best for the people is to maintain a domestic market of greater stability. This dog-eat-dog competition from the Chinese car manufacturers is wreaking havoc on our domestic markets. These inferior money-grubbing Chinese capitalists are dumping their flea-ridden goods here.

Remember the lead in Chinese toys, the chemicals in Chinese sheet rock, and Chinese milk with melamine! These foreign importers clearly can't be trusted.

As BVP recommends, we must enact protectionist policies! Tariffs, Tariffs, and More Tariffs!! Implement import quotas, subsidize our car manufacturers, expand the money supply in order to devalue our currency to make our exports relatively cheaper!!



(BVP, wait! We can't nationalize them yet! We need to wait for some worker-boss disputes, print up some stories, and then save the day with Sweeping Reform!!).

@GP: Thank you for strangling those people of options 2 and 3! For the public good, your deed shall not be forgotten.

I find your suggestions of pragmatism and caution worrisome. We should forge forward aggressively and recklessly. Burning the decadent society of the past to the ground so that we may build a new utopia upon the ashes.

I shall keep an eye on this worrisome rightist deviationism.

[BigBallinStalin]

Never mind those options and what those people say! What is best for the people is to maintain a domestic market of greater stability. This dog-eat-dog competition from the Chinese car manufacturers is wreaking havoc on our domestic markets. These inferior money-grubbing Chinese capitalists are dumping their flea-ridden goods here.

Remember the lead in Chinese toys, the chemicals in Chinese sheet rock, and Chinese milk with melamine! These foreign importers clearly can't be trusted.

As BVP recommends, we must enact protectionist policies! Tariffs, Tariffs, and More Tariffs!! Implement import quotas, subsidize our car manufacturers, expand the money supply in order to devalue our currency to make our exports relatively cheaper!!



(BVP, wait! We can't nationalize them yet! We need to wait for some worker-boss disputes, print up some stories, and then save the day with Sweeping Reform!!).

@GP: Thank you for strangling those people of options 2 and 3! For the public good, your deed shall not be forgotten.

I find your suggestions of pragmatism and caution worrisome. We should forge forward aggressively and recklessly. Burning the decadent society of the past to the ground so that we may build a new utopia upon the ashes.

I shall keep an eye on this worrisome rightist deviationism.

Don't you know anything about the finer aspects of revolutionary propaganda!?!? Rule 1: Divide and Conquer, BVP! Divide and Conquer!! <repeatedly hammers desk with closed fist>

We can burn down the decadence by firing up the people to do the heavy lifting for us. Be patient, dear comrade! We must bide our time.

[BigBallinStalin]

Ha, it took me a hour of digging through forgotten email accounts and google cached pages that no longer exist but I have done it, I have recovered my mighty nation.

The Democratic Republic of Pirotehnic Monkeys is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.514 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

A recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, major cities are suffering under water rationing, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pirotehnic Monkeys's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the monkey dung.

BIG PICTURE IS BIG

Is your nation threatening us? I see threats from a mile away.

We should probably nationalize something in response. That'l show him!

We

We what? Were you about to say that we should GIVE IN TO THEIR DEMANDS?!?!

[Baron Von PWN]

Ha, it took me a hour of digging through forgotten email accounts and google cached pages that no longer exist but I have done it, I have recovered my mighty nation.

The Democratic Republic of Pirotehnic Monkeys is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.514 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

A recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, major cities are suffering under water rationing, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pirotehnic Monkeys's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the monkey dung.

BIG PICTURE IS BIG

Is your nation threatening us? I see threats from a mile away.

We should probably nationalize something in response. That'l show him!

We

We what? Were you about to say that we should GIVE IN TO THEIR DEMANDS?!?!

Nonsense! We should intensify the class struggle! I was merely overcome with emotion over the though of the vile Pirthenician fascists assaulting our (soon to be) glorious socialist fatherland and was unable to finish my sentence.

[Baron Von PWN]

Never mind those options and what those people say! What is best for the people is to maintain a domestic market of greater stability. This dog-eat-dog competition from the Chinese car manufacturers is wreaking havoc on our domestic markets. These inferior money-grubbing Chinese capitalists are dumping their flea-ridden goods here.

Remember the lead in Chinese toys, the chemicals in Chinese sheet rock, and Chinese milk with melamine! These foreign importers clearly can't be trusted.

As BVP recommends, we must enact protectionist policies! Tariffs, Tariffs, and More Tariffs!! Implement import quotas, subsidize our car manufacturers, expand the money supply in order to devalue our currency to make our exports relatively cheaper!!



(BVP, wait! We can't nationalize them yet! We need to wait for some worker-boss disputes, print up some stories, and then save the day with Sweeping Reform!!).

@GP: Thank you for strangling those people of options 2 and 3! For the public good, your deed shall not be forgotten.

I find your suggestions of pragmatism and caution worrisome. We should forge forward aggressively and recklessly. Burning the decadent society of the past to the ground so that we may build a new utopia upon the ashes.

I shall keep an eye on this worrisome rightist deviationism.

Don't you know anything about the finer aspects of revolutionary propaganda!?!? Rule 1: Divide and Conquer, BVP! Divide and Conquer!! <repeatedly hammers desk with closed fist>

We can burn down the decadence by firing up the people to do the heavy lifting for us. Be patient, dear comrade! We must bide our time.

Yes that is all quite reasonable...

(writes furiously in small notebook)

[BigBallinStalin]

Never mind those options and what those people say! What is best for the people is to maintain a domestic market of greater stability. This dog-eat-dog competition from the Chinese car manufacturers is wreaking havoc on our domestic markets. These inferior money-grubbing Chinese capitalists are dumping their flea-ridden goods here.

Remember the lead in Chinese toys, the chemicals in Chinese sheet rock, and Chinese milk with melamine! These foreign importers clearly can't be trusted.

As BVP recommends, we must enact protectionist policies! Tariffs, Tariffs, and More Tariffs!! Implement import quotas, subsidize our car manufacturers, expand the money supply in order to devalue our currency to make our exports relatively cheaper!!



(BVP, wait! We can't nationalize them yet! We need to wait for some worker-boss disputes, print up some stories, and then save the day with Sweeping Reform!!).

@GP: Thank you for strangling those people of options 2 and 3! For the public good, your deed shall not be forgotten.

I find your suggestions of pragmatism and caution worrisome. We should forge forward aggressively and recklessly. Burning the decadent society of the past to the ground so that we may build a new utopia upon the ashes.

I shall keep an eye on this worrisome rightist deviationism.

Don't you know anything about the finer aspects of revolutionary propaganda!?!? Rule 1: Divide and Conquer, BVP! Divide and Conquer!! <repeatedly hammers desk with closed fist>

We can burn down the decadence by firing up the people to do the heavy lifting for us. Be patient, dear comrade! We must bide our time.

Yes that is all quite reasonable...

(writes furiously in small notebook)

Two can play at this game!

(writes more furiously in BVP's notebook)

[BigBallinStalin]

Nonsense! We should intensify the class struggle! I was merely overcome with emotion over the though of the vile Pirthenician fascists assaulting our (soon to be) glorious socialist fatherland and was unable to finish my sentence.

UGH!! The thought of "vile Pirthenician fascists" rendered me incapable of reading the rest of your post. I am blinded by rage, and I refuse to think! We must stop these menacing fascists from assaulting our (soon to be) glorious socialist fatherland!!!

Oh wait! You said exactly the same conclusion! Comrade, our struggle brings us closer to the fulfillment of the people's wishes!!

[BigBallinStalin]

BVP, look at the polls!! Look at what those greedy capitalists have done to our people!! We must enact drastic measures immediately, and pose in glorious stances of 'doing something'... For the People!

[Baron Von PWN]

BVP, look at the polls!! Look at what those greedy capitalists have done to our people!! We must enact drastic measures immediately, and pose in glorious stances of 'doing something'... For the People!

I agree 112% . The number of rightest deviationists must be reduced. That is the only reasonable explanation. Anyone reading our arguments could not possibly disagree. Unless of course they are fascist kulak money grubing whoresons.

We should probaly look to the left with our chins raised. also in the background we should have allot of flags and worker types. Maybe some industry.