CC: The NS, #22 - Raise Duel Standards, Say Fencers

[GreecePwns]

The Republic of Conquer Club

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Superb (74/100)
Economy: Very Strong (77/100)
Political Freedoms: Rare (18/100)

The Republic of Conquer Club is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 32 million enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18%. A robust private sector is led by the Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming industries.

A dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate.

How the Experiment Will Work

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[Baron Von PWN]

Crime is clearly the result of deviationist money grubbers. So the proper course of action is to enlist criminals into revolutionary cadres and use their unique skills to destroy the money grubing oppressors. Seeing as that isn't an option I feel the best choice is #2.

[Timminz]

Smash the state!

[Army of GOD]

The only choice is obviously number 1. If we instill fear in the people, they will know what they can't do.

Fear is the best enforcement.

[BigBallinStalin]

HA! Education?? Let's educate our people with mace and baton sticks. They simply need more discipline and a respect for authority. We can't appear weak by giving money to all these poor, crime-ridden areas. They'll simply act up again, and we'll dump more money on them.

NO! Our glorious nation clearly needs MORE police!

[GreecePwns]

Following recent legislation in Conquer Club, all tariffs have been abolished. As a result, our economy's rating has increased from 68 to 70 out of 100. Political freedoms and civil rights were not affected. (You can see this on the "Trend" page).

Leading Causes of Death
Old Age: 40%
Heart Disease: 40%
Murder: 17%
Lost in Wilderness: 2%

Government Budget
Administration: 45%
Law & Order: 38%
Industry: 15%

The public sector makes up 17% of the economy.

[Timminz]

That's quite the murder rate!

[Neoteny]

I'm actually more impressed that 1 in 50 deaths are due to people getting lost in the wild. I can't decide if I want to increase or decrease that number.

[BigBallinStalin]

Following recent legislation in Conquer Club, all tariffs have been abolished. As a result, our economy's rating has increased from 68 to 70 out of 100. Political freedoms and civil rights were not affected. (You can see this on the "Trend" page).

Leading Causes of Death
Old Age: 40%
Heart Disease: 40%
Murder: 17%
Lost in Wilderness: 2%

These are terrible for our mighty nation and its people. We need to outlaw Old Age and Heart Disease immediately!!

Regarding the murder rate, they're not counting state-sanctioned neutralization, are they?

[Neoteny]

Long live Conquer Club!

Insert motto here!

[GreecePwns]

Following the vote, I have chosen the second option.

The next issue will be up shortly, and the results of our last choice will be here midnight.

Unless someone can tell me how to reset the poll without bringing up 6789 choices instead of the 3 I input, I'll calculate the choice based on difference from the last poll result.

The last poll had 1 vote for choice 1, 11 for choice 2, and 2 for choice 3

[Baron Von PWN]

The people can't work on heavy industry while naked! If at all possible i would have nudity banned, as it leads to dalliances which drain the energy of the worker to the detriment of our common future. In order to ensure a rational birthrate reproductive organs should be nationalized and pregnancies dolled out like the draft.

[BigBallinStalin]

Furthermore, nudity is not nationalistic! They must done the appropriate state-approved clothing in order to express their love of their nation. With no clothes, there is no love of the state, and since the state is the people, then these nudists don't love their fellow human beings! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!! DISSENTERS! DISSENTERS! DISSENTERS!

[saxitoxin]

Absolutely, nudity yes.

Nudity is the hallmark of a progressive, socialist state.

Here's a good article on how nudity was encouraged as a form of holistic sexual liberation in the paradise of the farmers and workers, the former DDR:

http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,3223697,00.html

THERE CAN BE NO REVOLUTION WITHOUT SEXUAL REVOLUTION

BBS and Baron Von PWN, drop trou or face 3 demerits each

[saxitoxin]

Following the vote, I have chosen the second option.

The next issue will be up shortly, and the results of our last choice will be here midnight.

Unless someone can tell me how to reset the poll without bringing up 6789 choices instead of the 3 I input, I'll calculate the choice based on difference from the last poll result.

The last poll had 1 vote for choice 1, 11 for choice 2, and 2 for choice 3

when you edit the poll, add a fourth option (call it "placeholder" or something)

then, edit the poll again to delete the fourth option

voila! everything has reset to zero!

[GreecePwns]

Thanks, Sax. The poll is reset.

[Baron Von PWN]

Absolutely, nudity yes.

Nudity is the hallmark of a progressive, socialist state.

Here's a good article on how nudity was encouraged as a form of holistic sexual liberation in the paradise of the farmers and workers, the former DDR:

http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,3223697,00.html

THERE CAN BE NO REVOLUTION WITHOUT SEXUAL REVOLUTION

BBS and Baron Von PWN, drop trou or face 3 demerits each

How are the workers supposed to build a Socialist state naked? They can't refine heavy steel and dangerous chemicals like that! Also you haven't addressed how sexual dalliance reduces vital energy better suited to other methods of production. It is quite clear to me that sex is an outdated bourgeois concept, perhaps a greater opiate than religion, who's only use is to keep the proletariat content with their lot.

[GreecePwns]

12 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Conquer Club, education and welfare spending are on the rise. The public sector now makes up 23% of the economy, as opposed to the 17% it did yesterday. Otherwise, no major changes.

The Republic of Conquer Club is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Unnamed National Animal population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 20%. A robust private sector is led by the Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming industries.

All tariffs have been abolished and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a problem. Conquer Club's national animal is the Unnamed National Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Unnamed National Currency.

You have until tomorrow to propose a national motto, animal and currency.

[Baron Von PWN]

National motto: Conquer Club is the best nation all others are inferior.

Animal :Saxitoxin

Currency: Conquer Bucks

[saxitoxin]

Absolutely, nudity yes.

Nudity is the hallmark of a progressive, socialist state.

Here's a good article on how nudity was encouraged as a form of holistic sexual liberation in the paradise of the farmers and workers, the former DDR:

http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,3223697,00.html

THERE CAN BE NO REVOLUTION WITHOUT SEXUAL REVOLUTION

BBS and Baron Von PWN, drop trou or face 3 demerits each

How are the workers supposed to build a Socialist state naked? They can't refine heavy steel and dangerous chemicals like that!

Just tuck it between your legs if you're working around sharp objects. Baron, I swear, your time in the west has caused you to lose all sense of ingenuity.

[saxitoxin]

You have until tomorrow to propose a national motto, animal and currency.

Since this is a fake country I think we should adopt a fake currency.

For the name of our currency, I nominate "the euro."

[Baron Von PWN]

I've changed my mind. Placeholder is the clear choice.

[GreecePwns]

The nudists have won this one. The next issue is about compulsory voting. Have at it!

[Neoteny]

Motto: Free Mustard!
Currency: the tears of our enemies
Animal: Saxitoxin

[BigBallinStalin]

I can't tell if Option 3 is anarchy plus private orderings or if it's dictatorship.

Since it's my brother Usman, and "I" am the one making the decision, then that means that my brother is advocating for dictatorship, riiightt?