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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 4 - Forced Voting?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:08 am

We must concentrate power into the hands of revolutionary commitiees! the people need not be bothered with these trifling matters! after all they have a motherland to build!
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 4 - Forced Voting?

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:13 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:I can't tell if Option 3 is anarchy plus private orderings or if it's dictatorship.

Since it's my brother Usman, and "I" am the one making the decision, then that means that my brother is advocating for dictatorship, riiightt?


I'm going with Option 3 (if it's anarchy).

Otherwise, I'm going with Option 2 (which I also don't understand).
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 4 - Forced Voting?

Postby Sniper08 on Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:27 pm

why not add an option in the poll to dismiss the issue?
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 4 - Forced Voting?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:54 pm

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+1


Also, option 3 is dictatorship.
Don't chose that, it would make my take-over of your country significantly more difficult.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 4 - Forced Voting?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:11 pm

Given the threats by HaggisLand to invade our peaceful place, we find ourselves in a state of emergency. This crisis can't be prevented by the mass screams of the emotionally wild people and their voting frenzies. We need sensibility and direction.

A vote for a friendly dictatorship (option 3) is a vote for sensibility.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 4 - Forced Voting?

Postby GreecePwns on Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:17 am

The first choice has won. I am posting the next issue now.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 5 - Planned Nazi Ra

Postby GreecePwns on Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:22 am

23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Conquer Club, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 5 - Planned Nazi Ra

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:08 pm

Vote yes on Issue 5!

I'm bringing the armbands.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 5 - Planned Nazi Ra

Postby GreecePwns on Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:31 pm

We've reached overwhelming consensus on the Nazi issue. I will post the next one shortly.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 6 - Mo' Military Mo

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:23 pm

Is this the Nazi issue?
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 6 - Mo' Military Mo

Postby GreecePwns on Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:45 pm

Military Demands Increased Spending: The Department of Defense has put its case for a substantial increase in funding for the coming financial year.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 6 - Mo' Military Mo

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:53 pm

Tell 'em to go f*ck themselves.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 6 - Mo' Military Mo

Postby GreecePwns on Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:36 pm

A big majority means this issue is decided: our Department of Defense won't be getting more money.

The next issue: Scientists using cloned human embryos for research are on the verge of a medical breakthrough.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby GreecePwns on Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:10 am

51 minutes ago: Conquer Club was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Conquer Club, military funding has been stripped back.
51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Conquer Club, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

On government types - The following is a list of all the government types in NationStates.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:41 am

Wait, so am I still hosting that nazi party?
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby GreecePwns on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:16 am

Yup!
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:22 am

Oh Yeah! I'm making red kool-aid with black swastika jellos floating in them, and blondies (obviously!), and we'll have a sweet mustache decoration party, and pin the blame on the fucking jews, and then we'll practice some sweet new march/heils!
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:28 am

whitestazn88 wrote:Oh Yeah! I'm making red kool-aid with black swastika jellos floating in them, and blondies (obviously!), and we'll have a sweet mustache decoration party, and pin the blame on the fucking jews, and then we'll practice some sweet new march/heils!


Fine, but remember - according to the new laws - this all has to happen naked.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:03 am

saxitoxin wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:Oh Yeah! I'm making red kool-aid with black swastika jellos floating in them, and blondies (obviously!), and we'll have a sweet mustache decoration party, and pin the blame on the fucking jews, and then we'll practice some sweet new march/heils!


Fine, but remember - according to the new laws - this all has to happen naked.


No the law pasted only means some of the nazis might be naked. The law that was passed only allows people to go about naked it doesn't require it.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:18 am

Legal cloning? Hell yeah! Can we use it to create manimals, too?
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 7 - Legal Cloning?

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:28 pm

Appy polly loggies for not being online this weekend, its been busy.

The next issue will be posted shortly.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 8 - $$$ for Organs?

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:31 pm

Hospitals have requested that they be allowed to pay people for donating blood and other bodily organs, such as kidneys.

"We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Conquer Club One hospital administrator Ruby Christensen. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred Unnamed National Currencys in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."

"Great idea," says social commentator Al Hanover. "Except for one thing. You know who's going to be selling their organs? Poor people! They'll be so desperate for money that they'll sell their own kidneys. Well, a kidney. This is just another way for the rich to buy themselves a better life at the expense of the poor. It must be outlawed."
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 8 - $$$ for Organs?

Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:50 pm

No way.

This should be forbidden by the law since we are too stupid and would do it in a moment of pressure.

Edit: Even postmortem is risky, imagine your wife killing you for the money..

Blood might be OK, but not organs.
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 8 - $$$ for Organs?

Postby Timminz on Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:00 pm

What kind of health care system do we have? How is health care paid for?

What sort of religious beliefs are prominent? Would a policy requiring mandatory organ donation upon death meet much resistance?
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Re: Conquer Club: The NationState, Issue 8 - $$$ for Organs?

Postby Sniper08 on Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:59 pm

Timminz wrote:What kind of health care system do we have? How is health care paid for?

What sort of religious beliefs are prominent? Would a policy requiring mandatory organ donation upon death meet much resistance?


click the link in the first post to see how it is going. Crime is the main problem right now. i dont think a religious advisor issue has come up yet but when it does you'll get to choose how religious the country is not what beliefs there is/isnt.
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