I spent the last two weeks being masticated

by **Army of GOD** on Fri May 04, 2012 11:41 pm

Finally got out. It was like a champagne bottle full of shit was chewing me. Horrible odors. Pics to come

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Sat May 05, 2012 4:38 pm

This thread better fucking deliver.

by **Victor Sullivan** on Sat May 05, 2012 5:43 pm

And even if you do, don't expect tips.

-Sully

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Sat May 05, 2012 7:05 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:And even if you do, don't expect tips.

-Sully

YOU FUCKING RUINED IT, YOU IDIOT! I WANTED TO MOCK MY OWN POST IN A GRAND GESTURE OF THESE STUPID PUN THREADS. FUCKING TWAT.

-TG

by **saxitoxin** on Sat May 05, 2012 7:43 pm

oh mastICAted

I misread that and thought AoG and nietzsche had finally hooked up.

by **vodean** on Sun May 06, 2012 2:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Finally got out. It was like a champagne bottle full of shit was chewing me. Horrible odors. Pics to come

what was masticating you?

something getting your meat off... your bones?

after two weeks you must have gotten tired of that pink... mouth.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Mon May 07, 2012 6:26 pm

I hope you recover from your condition, AoG.

-SG7 (

)

by **Army of GOD** on Mon May 07, 2012 6:31 pm

here's an image from the horrible event:

by **shieldgenerator7** on Mon May 07, 2012 6:32 pm

Wow. I know right? Patrick eating burgers in my bed would scare me too.

...
I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight...

by **Symmetry** on Mon May 07, 2012 8:54 pm

Why I can't watch The Shield without giggling:
Patrick:

Michael Chicklis:

The Thing: