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I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 07, 2012 7:18 pm

Temperature is rising, I'm starting to remember that it's hell here from may to october.

Please help me find a job somewhere cold for these months!!
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby Symmetry on Tue May 08, 2012 12:03 am

You speak English and Spanish, right? English Language teacher, pretty much anywhere in Asia.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 08, 2012 12:08 am

work for saxi. I hear he needs a new pool boy.
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue May 08, 2012 12:14 am

Army of GOD wrote:work for saxi. I hear he needs a new pool boy.


No, thank you.
I can barely get a good night's sleep in saxi's poolhouse as it is. Another rowdy mexican won't help matters much.
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 08, 2012 12:18 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:work for saxi. I hear he needs a new pool boy.


No, thank you.
I can barely get a good night's sleep in saxi's poolhouse as it is. Another rowdy mexican won't help matters much.


That's extremely offensive.




Not all rowdy people are Mexicans (or, at least I think so).
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 08, 2012 12:27 am

I'd be offended if I knew what rowdy means. Offended or flattered don't know.
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue May 08, 2012 12:29 am

It means "sexy." Haggis would feel jealous with you inserted into the love triangle of sax, Es, and haggis.
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 08, 2012 12:46 am

Symmetry wrote:You speak English and Spanish, right? English Language teacher, pretty much anywhere in Asia.


can it be teaching to hot female teens???
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Postby nietzsche on Tue May 08, 2012 12:49 am

also, saxi lives in Central California, California gets hot too.. not as hot as here I know..
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby Symmetry on Tue May 08, 2012 10:22 am

nietzsche wrote:
Symmetry wrote:You speak English and Spanish, right? English Language teacher, pretty much anywhere in Asia.


can it be teaching to hot female teens???


Think more bored middle aged housewives and you're on to something.
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby KoolBak on Tue May 08, 2012 11:13 am

I got a king sized futon in my air conditioned shop Nyetz....come hang with me bro....50% chance your liver would survive the experience :lol:
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby nietzsche on Wed May 09, 2012 5:49 pm

Nice, this is getting interesting, does anyone offer what Koolbak plus women?
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby saxitoxin on Wed May 09, 2012 7:01 pm

nietzsche wrote:Nice, this is getting interesting, does anyone offer what Koolbak plus women?


Paco, Pablo and Pepe have been putting a wig and lipstick on Haggis on Friday nights in my poolhouse I hear. Apparently if you have enough shots of tequila first you can barely tell the difference. I'm sure Haggis wouldn't mind another rowdy Mexican.
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE THIS SUMMER

Postby saxitoxin on Wed May 09, 2012 7:03 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:work for saxi. I hear he needs a new pool boy.


No, thank you.
I can barely get a good night's sleep in saxi's poolhouse as it is. Another rowdy mexican won't help matters much.


Sorry, disregard my above comment. I guess I should read the entire thread first before posting.
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