The secret to happiness is...

by **Maugena** on Sun May 20, 2012 2:10 am

xeno wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

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its alright bro. just f*ck tighter chicks. they dont know the difference

I'm perfectly comfortable with the size of my dick. I just felt like joking. ;p

by **nietzsche** on Sun May 20, 2012 2:19 am

Maugena wrote:
xeno wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

its alright bro. just f*ck tighter chicks. they dont know the difference

I'm perfectly comfortable with the size of my dick. I just felt like joking. ;p

I'm not. I wish I had a 10-inch dick

by **xeno** on Sun May 20, 2012 2:21 am

Maugena wrote:
xeno wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

its alright bro. just f*ck tighter chicks. they dont know the difference

I'm perfectly comfortable with the size of my dick. I just felt like joking. ;p

I bet your wife is comfortable with it too after the five minutes of convulsing on top of her every other friday. She tells you she orgasms every time because of your monster 4 incher. Dont worry ill make a cast replica of my penis and send it to your wife so she can get off sometime.

by **nietzsche** on Sun May 20, 2012 2:24 am

mariguana shortens your dick size

by **Maugena** on Sun May 20, 2012 2:27 am

xeno wrote:
Maugena wrote:
xeno wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

its alright bro. just f*ck tighter chicks. they dont know the difference

I'm perfectly comfortable with the size of my dick. I just felt like joking. ;p

I bet your wife is comfortable with it too after the five minutes of convulsing on top of her every other friday. She tells you she orgasms every time because of your monster 4 incher. Dont worry ill make a cast replica of my penis and send it to your wife so she can get off sometime.

I have no wife and I'm longer than four inches. XD
HEY CONQUER CLUB, I'M LONGER THAN FOUR INCHES! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!-ner. Yeah. i went there. I'm bored. STIFF AS A BOARD. IN THE PANTS. HAW. Not really. I'm done now. Kind of want to keep making lame jokes, though.

by **xeno** on Sun May 20, 2012 2:29 am

Maugena wrote:
xeno wrote:
Maugena wrote:
xeno wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

its alright bro. just f*ck tighter chicks. they dont know the difference

I'm perfectly comfortable with the size of my dick. I just felt like joking. ;p

I bet your wife is comfortable with it too after the five minutes of convulsing on top of her every other friday. She tells you she orgasms every time because of your monster 4 incher. Dont worry ill make a cast replica of my penis and send it to your wife so she can get off sometime.

I have no wife and I'm longer than four inches. XD
HEY CONQUER CLUB, I'M LONGER THAN FOUR INCHES! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!-ner. Yeah. i went there. I'm bored. STIFF AS A BOARD. IN THE PANTS. HAW. Not really. I'm done now. Kind of want to keep making lame jokes, though.

whatever makes you feel happy with your package

by **nietzsche** on Sun May 20, 2012 2:32 am

happiness equals health.

Mind and body are one and the same individual which is conceived now under the attribute of thought, and now under the attribute of extension.
-Spinoza