ICE CREAM TRUCK

by **shieldgenerator7** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:41 pm

25 saxbucks yay! So plus the 5 I got from the other thread, I now have 30!
I'll get the chocotaco, please

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:45 pm

ManBungalow wrote:

BUNGALOW'S ICE CREAM VAN - FULLY LICENSED IN THE FIELD OF ICE CREAM rat poison DISTRIBUTION
No known criminal convictions!

AS A SPECIAL PROMOTION, Saxi's Frozen Treats is being driven by Channing Tatum this week only. Others may have lower prices, however, we have Channing Tatum. Get your Fruit Bar from Channing Tatum only at Saxi's Frozen Treats. THANK YOU.

by **Neoteny** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:47 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
IcePack wrote:Can I be the official saxbucks ice cream truck wheel repair man?
I only charge 100 saxbucks per repair per visit. And 50 saxbucks to evaluate the expected longevity of said tire.

Refusal of these terms of service is grounds for me to slash previously said tires on occassion.
I wait your timely reply.
IcePack

+150 SaxBucks

Icepack. Can I borrow SB10? I'll hit you back.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:50 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:25 saxbucks yay! So plus the 5 I got from the other thread, I now have 30!
I'll get the chocotaco, please

No, you had 5 from the other thread and 20 from this thread, so 25 total.

One ChacoTaco with a 1/6-sized bite taken out of it, coming up!

by **IcePack** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:54 pm

Neoteny wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
IcePack wrote:Can I be the official saxbucks ice cream truck wheel repair man?
I only charge 100 saxbucks per repair per visit. And 50 saxbucks to evaluate the expected longevity of said tire.

Refusal of these terms of service is grounds for me to slash previously said tires on occassion.
I wait your timely reply.
IcePack

+150 SaxBucks

Icepack. Can I borrow SB10? I'll hit you back.

May I be your saxbucks lender?
I only charge 500% interest per week per loan, max 6 months. We also charge a small 5 saxbucks processing fee for all loans.

Refusal of these terms of service is grounds for me to charge you a 5 saxbucks cancellation fee and refusal of future services. Failure to pay back within the allocated timeframe will result in the complete ban of your account from CC.

I await your timely reply.
IcePack

by **squishyg** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:01 pm

Hey boo, if we buy a pop from Channing, do we need to stick a saxbuck in his Tatum?

by **Neoteny** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:02 pm

Well shit. Now I'm SB5 in the hole...

Ok, everyone, I've recently come across a new, offshore, high-yield investment opportunity. It is proprietary, so I have to be fairly tight-lipped about the process, but I can promise a 200% return on any investments made within the first couple of weeks. And the more people that contribute, the more capital we can push into the investment. This encourages higher returns. Start with a small investment now, if you need to, but we need to get in on this opportunity immediately before someone else beats us to it.

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:44 pm

Wait, I thought there were only like 40 sexbucks in circulation...

by **IcePack** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:58 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Wait, I thought there were only like 40 sexbucks in circulation...

Clearly the bank of Saxi has printed more since that comment.
And now the bank/tire shop of IcePack is serving its customers!

icePack

by **john9blue** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:09 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Wait, I thought there were only like 40 sexbucks in circulation...

your saxbucks were just devalued by aggressive inflation!

get dunked, son!

by **Pedronicus** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:28 pm

My man on the inside has passed me a bit of inside info regarding Ben Saxinanke. As soon as the Grexit happens, he's going to be dropping saxbucks from a fleet of reconditioned Mil Mi-6's...

So you can take your measly 5 SaxBucks and stick 'em up yer pooper. I mean, what the f*ck am I supposed to do with 5 SaxBucks when the cheapest ice cream for sale in the fucking Ice Cream Truck is a shitty snowcone that costs 10 SaxBucks.
Everyone who understands Pi understands that filling the bottom half of a conical snowcone is f*ck all snow and shit.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:22 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:25 saxbucks yay! So plus the 5 I got from the other thread, I now have 30!
I'll get the chocotaco, please

No, you had 5 from the other thread and 20 from this thread, so 25 total.

One ChacoTaco with a 1/6-sized bite taken out of it, coming up!

Thanks saxi! YUM! YUM! YUM!

-sigged-

-SG7 (

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by **Army of GOD** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:42 pm

saxi, how many sexbucks will you give me if I sell you my trouble wedge?

by **maasman** on Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Can someone lend me 10 saxbucks? I love me some snow cones.

Considering there are only Sb37 in circulation total - and more than half of that came out of a Mexican counterfeiting operation - you're essentially asking for someone to loan you nearly 1/4 of the entire monetary supply.

For whatever reason I laughed a lot at this. I just imagined someone walking into a bank and asking for trillions of dollars so they could buy a snow cone.

by **john9blue** on Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:35 am

Pedronicus wrote:Everyone who understands Pi understands that filling the bottom half of a conical snowcone is f*ck all snow and shit.

the volume of the bottom half of a cone proportional to the total volume of the cone has nothing to do with pi :geek:

by **Phatscotty** on Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:26 am

I will give you $100 worth of food stamps for $50 Saxbucks. Deal?

by **aad0906** on Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:05 am

IcePack wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Wait, I thought there were only like 40 sexbucks in circulation...

Clearly the bank of Saxi has printed more since that comment.
And now the bank/tire shop of IcePack is serving its customers!

icePack

I'd like to pawn 1 bullet of my .45, can you give me a 50 Saxbucks loan with 0% interest and without specified maturity date? These bullets are very rare, I only have 5 more.

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:17 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Can someone lend me 10 saxbucks? I love me some snow cones.

Considering there are only Sb37 in circulation total - and more than half of that came out of a Mexican counterfeiting operation - you're essentially asking for someone to loan you nearly 1/4 of the entire monetary supply.

Works for the U.S. government.

by **Phatscotty** on Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:44 am

2 words...

Digital SaxiBucks!

by **BigBallinStalin** on Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:07 pm

For failure to charge sales tax and for failure to comply with federal regulations on the distribution of ice cream and maintenance of his van, Saxitoxin's ice cream truck will be seized.

Oh, which reminds me, all you people owe my friends 25% of your income. In return, we won't imprison you, and we'll do a crappy job of maintaining your streets, regulating really important stuff, and don't ask questions. Just shut up and pay up.

Thank you.