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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:01 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Learn to play an instrument. You might find you are some sevante genius on a banjo


That's gay.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:01 pm

huamulan wrote:Go volunteer in a conflict zone (e.g. on the Sudan/South Sudan border). It'll work magic on the way you view life.


No thanks.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:02 pm

StinkyPeeHole wrote:I've been trying the "jerk off to death" approach for a long time without any results. Now let's all go find a nice white woman to make love to!

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Shut up Kid.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:05 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Go with 1. I'm 26 and I think I'm going to try that next.


You'll regret that.. but given your disgusting positive disposition you'll probably learn to like it.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:08 pm

Is there such thing as Human Avatars?

Like, I use one of those cams that go in your head like glasses, and I do what others via the internet tell me to do..

?
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:28 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Go with 1. I'm 26 and I think I'm going to try that next.


You'll regret that.. but given your disgusting positive disposition you'll probably learn to like it.


Best thing I ever did. Though as I may have mentioned the first attempt was hell on earth.

See if you can manage to get married the second time first.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:37 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Go with 1. I'm 26 and I think I'm going to try that next.


You'll regret that.. but given your disgusting positive disposition you'll probably learn to like it.


Best thing I ever did. Though as I may have mentioned the first attempt was hell on earth.

See if you can manage to get married the second time first.


Was it that you chose better, that you were wiser or that you expected less?
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:41 pm

nietzsche wrote:Is there such thing as Human Avatars?

Like, I use one of those cams that go in your head like glasses, and I do what others via the internet tell me to do..

?


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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby Timminz on Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:44 pm

I need to be able to pick at least 6 of those options.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:57 pm

So let me get this straight. Everything on the vote list you haven't done yet?

Do drugs first.

Do good ones, not addictive ones.

Skunk, E's & acid

If you don't have a good time on acid or Ecstasy, you're fucked.

Avoid charlie - totally over rated because it's cut to f*ck.
Speed is good, but only if you want to dance for 6 hours and it doesn't exactly remove boredom, it just makes boredom go on for longer.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:28 pm

nietzsche wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Go with 1. I'm 26 and I think I'm going to try that next.


You'll regret that.. but given your disgusting positive disposition you'll probably learn to like it.


Best thing I ever did. Though as I may have mentioned the first attempt was hell on earth.

See if you can manage to get married the second time first.


Was it that you chose better, that you were wiser or that you expected less?


The first one was totally incompatible, but I didn't work that out in time.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby huamulan on Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:41 pm

nietzsche wrote:
huamulan wrote:Go volunteer in a conflict zone (e.g. on the Sudan/South Sudan border). It'll work magic on the way you view life.


No thanks.


It's a serious buzz.

And apart from anything else you'll get serious pussy when you tell girls back home that you volunteer with disadvantaged people in far-flung countries.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:57 pm

huamulan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
huamulan wrote:Go volunteer in a conflict zone (e.g. on the Sudan/South Sudan border). It'll work magic on the way you view life.


No thanks.


It's a serious buzz.

And apart from anything else you'll get serious pussy when you tell girls back home that you volunteer with disadvantaged people in far-flung countries.


Serious pussy is serious

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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:01 am

Here, you can have mine. I'm done with it. If you ever get into a jam financially, it's made out of silver and you can cash it in.

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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:47 am

Frankly, the answer is to do something.
anything really, but work hard, be tired, sleep.
My sig is for serious - nobody's ever as happy as when they're overworked and enthusiastic.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:01 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Frankly, the answer is to do something.
anything really, but work hard, be tired, sleep.
My sig is for serious - nobody's ever as happy as when they're overworked and enthusiastic.


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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:40 pm

That was double gay.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:44 pm

Have you tried having sex with some dudes? You may or may not like to but you won't be bored either way I'll tell you that.
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Re:

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:26 pm

2dimes wrote:Have you tried having sex with some dudes? You may or may not like to but you won't be bored either way I'll tell you that.


Triple gay.
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:34 pm

You might find you are a natural at shrimp boating....

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Re: Re:

Postby natty dread on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:18 pm

nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:Have you tried having sex with some dudes? You may or may not like to but you won't be bored either way I'll tell you that.


Triple gay.


Is that like a homosexual threesome?
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:52 pm

Not enough to form a daisy chain.
Oh, wait, Nietzsche - I know what you can do...
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:35 pm

do jumping jacks
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Re: I'm bored with my life,

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:07 pm

Take someone else s life.




































Just be sure they have a much funner life than you first, perhaps some stalking would help.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:30 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Triple gay.

You don't have to stick with it. You can just experiment if you're bored.
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