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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:19 pm

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yes, its absolootly absurd to prefer a woman take care of a female issue for her daughter. Pretty much the craziest thing ever written!

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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:25 pm

Phatscotty wrote: :roll: x a billion

If you keep doing that your face will get stuck.
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:27 pm

Scotty if you really cared then you would take the time to learn about vaginal flows and such.
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:28 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Scotty if you really cared then you would take the time to learn about vaginal flows and such.


I care about them enough to avoid them.

That's a woman thing ;)
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:28 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Phatscotty wrote: :roll: x a billion

If you keep doing that your face will get stuck.

why worry about my face after I apparently dug my own grave?

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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:29 pm

I actually grossed myself out some.
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:44 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Scotty if you really cared then you would take the time to learn about vaginal flows and such.


I remember, as a young kinder growing up in Gstaad, my governess Fraulein Maxie would have very violent vaginal flows. She would warn us well in advance and then my brother, Rolf, and myself would tie ourselves to the bedposts to avoid being swept away. My sister, phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3, was once carried away into the River Saane because she had not tied herself down well enough. The cantonal authorities spent three days looking for her and even sent-out a pack of St. Bernard dogs with barrels of brandy tied 'round their necks.

Well, guess what? She had been rescued and adopted by a family of wolves and cared for as one of their own and had even been breast-fed by the She-Wolf. It just goes to show you - we should respect wolves as part of nature's beauty.

Something like that ever happen to others?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:48 pm

Gay wolves?
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Re:

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:52 pm

2dimes wrote:Gay wolves?


I don't know, the whole family was shot and impaled on stakes by the cantonal authorities after we found my sister as there was some concern they might transform into werewolves. Those were simpler - albeit more superstitious - times when Gstaad was a small village and not the international holiday destination it is today.

But the She-Wolf was stuffed and given as a doll to my sister who, I believe, still has it to this day! So a happy ending after all.
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby bedub1 on Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:52 pm

I think this question is too narrow.
Should single men be allowed to adopt?
Should single women be allowed to adopt?
Should non-married couples be allowed to adopt?
Should married couples with low income levels be allowed to adopt?
Should Liberals be allowed to adopt?
Should Conservatives be allowed to adopt?
Should Religious people be allowed to adopt?
Should Atheists be allowed to adopt?
Should Agnostics be allowed to adopt?

EDIT: Oops...I forgot a couple things
Should poor people be allowed to adopt?
Should minorities be allowed to adopt?
If a married man and woman with children get divorced, should the children be taken and given up for adoption?
Should single women be allowed to give birth, or should they have abortions forced upon them?
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby john9blue on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:01 pm

bedub1 wrote:I think this question is too narrow.
Should single men be allowed to adopt?
Should single women be allowed to adopt?
Should non-married couples be allowed to adopt?
Should married couples with low income levels be allowed to adopt?
Should Liberals be allowed to adopt?
Should Conservatives be allowed to adopt?
Should Religious people be allowed to adopt?
Should Atheists be allowed to adopt?
Should Agnostics be allowed to adopt?

EDIT: Oops...I forgot a couple things
Should poor people be allowed to adopt?
Should minorities be allowed to adopt?
If a married man and woman with children get divorced, should the children be taken and given up for adoption?
Should single women be allowed to give birth, or should they have abortions forced upon them?


not sure if you're being sarcastic, but i can see all of these becoming reasonably controversial questions
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Re: Re:

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:11 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Gay wolves?


I don't know, the whole family was shot and impaled on stakes by the cantonal authorities after we found my sister as there was some concern they might transform into werewolves. Those were simpler - albeit more superstitious - times when Gstaad was a small village and not the international holiday destination it is today.

But the She-Wolf was stuffed and given as a doll to my sister who, I believe, still has it to this day! So a happy ending after all.



What happened to her teets??? No doubt there were some crazy rituals or stuff, right?
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:13 pm

Okay...

Let's give this baby some sexy legs

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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:23 pm

Good. We didn't want those assholes f*cking up adoptions anyway. Assholes will go out of their way to protect the men who covered-up the seemingly infinite cases of child rape, but then they want to impose their adoption morals all over the rest of us. Hypocritical douchebags. Good Riddance and I hope people continue to flee their f*cked-up church as well.
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:24 pm

Well, to be fair to the Pope, he does have some concerns about letting unmarried gay blokes near young boys.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:38 pm

Ok. Lock the thread. I can't go joking around about, "Should pedophiles be allowed to adopt?" now.
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Re:

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:43 pm

2dimes wrote:Ok. Lock the thread. I can't go joking around about, "Should pedophiles be allowed to adopt?" now.


so there is a line to be drawn afterall...
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Re: Re:

Postby nagerous on Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:49 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
2dimes wrote:Ok. Lock the thread. I can't go joking around about, "Should pedophiles be allowed to adopt?" now.


so there is a line to be drawn afterall...


Are you equating gay adoption as being close to paedophiles adopting?
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Re: Re:

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:33 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
2dimes wrote:Ok. Lock the thread. I can't go joking around about, "Should pedophiles be allowed to adopt?" now.


so there is a line to be drawn afterall...


It's easier to think of it as the intersection in a Venn Diagram.

    - The Red Zone means the child is better off in an orphanage than being adopted.
    - The Green Zone means the child is better off being adopted than in an orphanage.

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Re: Re:

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:41 pm

nagerous wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
2dimes wrote:Ok. Lock the thread. I can't go joking around about, "Should pedophiles be allowed to adopt?" now.


so there is a line to be drawn afterall...


Are you equating gay adoption as being close to paedophiles adopting?


How come nobody ever asks me a question where the answer is yes???

gay adoption is gay adoption. pedophiles are pedophiles.

Is there any evidence being molested is connected to being gay in any way?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:48 pm

How do we get AoG to an orphanage?
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Re: Phattily Married

Postby codeblue1018 on Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:49 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Every child deserves a mother and a father.


Amen mate!
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Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:54 pm

2dimes wrote:How do we get AoG to an orphanage?


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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:07 pm

lol another example of the weird way the US does things (imo the fucked up broken way, but thats just, like, my opinion man).

Why in the hell are private organisations involved in adoption services anyway? Sorry but im with Juan on this one... (though dont share his view on the usual catholic bashing).
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Re: Gay Adoption

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:14 pm

Lootifer wrote:lol another example of the weird way the US does things (imo the fucked up broken way, but thats just, like, my opinion man).

Why in the hell are private organisations involved in adoption services anyway? Sorry but im with Juan on this one... (though dont share his view on the usual catholic bashing).


That's the way we used to do it when we were a free country. That's the way it's been done for centuries
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