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Were you circumcised?

 
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Re: snipsnip

Postby SirSebstar on Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:31 am

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jonesthecurl wrote:You were swindled. Aluminium doesn't rust.
That's a fake prosthetic foreskin.


Aluminum does rust. Not as quickly as ferrous metals, but it does.


Aluminium does NOT rust.
Aluminum corrodes but it does not rust. Rust refers only to iron and steel corrosion.

Aluminum is actually very prone to corrosion. However, aluminum corrosion is aluminum oxide, a very hard material that actually protects the aluminum from further corrosion. Aluminum oxide corrosion also looks a lot more like aluminum, so it isn't as easy to notice as rusted iron.

When iron corrodes the color changes and it actually expands. This expanding and color change can produce large red flakes that we all know as rust. Unlike aluminum oxide, the expanding and flaking off of rust exposes new metal to further rusting. This why it is so important to provide a barrier so rust doesn't start.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby natty dread on Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:42 am

SirSebstar wrote:Aluminum is actually very prone to corrosion. However, aluminum corrosion is aluminum oxide, a very hard material that actually protects the aluminum from further corrosion. Aluminum oxide corrosion also looks a lot more like aluminum, so it isn't as easy to notice as rusted iron.


This is true. Aluminum oxidizes instantly in contact with air, but only the outer layer oxidizes and the oxide layer keeps the air away from the aluminum inside it. Any aluminum that is in contact with air has an outer layer of aluminum oxide.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby keiths31 on Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:17 am

I had my son circumsized when he was born. That was over 11 years ago. I did it because I had it done when I was a baby. If I was to have another son today, I wouldn't have it done.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby natty dread on Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:22 am

If I was to have another son today, I wouldn't have it done.


I can dig that, man
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:35 pm

I've never actually seen an uncircumcised penis up close, but I've seen it in pornos and such and I like having the tip of mine chopped off. It seems more clean and orderly.

natty's just ascurred because he lives in the forest and he knows that if he wants the tip of his penis cut off they'd have to use an axe.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby nagerous on Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:39 pm

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nagerous wrote:I had one when I was 10, it was bloody painful!

I do not think you can have do-overs.


What? I didn't ever have one as a kid, they are less common in the UK.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:43 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I've never actually seen an uncircumcised penis up close


Seriously, AOG? Considering all the schlongs you've seen up close I'm surprised you've never seen that kind. :-s

LMAO, J/K AOG! :P

Army of GOD wrote: It seems more clean and orderly.


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Anywho, in ol' Saxi's opinion, the body of argument against this cosmetic procedure is of a nature that's more graphic than is appropriate for this forum so ol' Saxi chooses to self-censor his comments and defer this thread to others.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:50 pm

That said, while I'm opposed to the procedure I do believe that - in the few industrial countries left that still perform it (US, Australia), a compromise can at least be reached to limit it to males 6 months and older due to the high risk of accident that occurs when performed immediately after birth. In '05 or '06 the Irish NHS authorized hospitals to perform it for the first time for religious reasons under caveat it occur after that age which mitigates much of the potential for (unintended) disfigurement. Eire also conducted the first assessment into the anecdotal evidence of future personality aggression resulting from neonatal circumcision and required anaesthesia or use of the clamping method which can arrest those problems.

I think this is a transient, but realistic, compromise for a procedure that is at its sunset. Most Australian and US states have outlawed docking the tails of dogs for cosmetic reasons and I'm confident the Australian parliament and US Congress will eventually get around to legislating the same consideration to newborn humans they do to dogs. I hold both of those countries in higher regard than a shithole like Portugal so if the latter doesn't do it I'm confident the former will stop. J/K, Portugal!*



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Re: snipsnip

Postby Symmetry on Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I've never actually seen an uncircumcised penis up close, but I've seen it in pornos and such and I like having the tip of mine chopped off. It seems more clean and orderly.


If you like having the tip of your penis chopped off, you should consider doing it more often.

Army of GOD wrote:natty's just ascurred because he lives in the forest and he knows that if he wants the tip of his penis cut off they'd have to use an axe.


Are you complimenting the size and girth of Natty's member? What did they have to use on you? A teeny tiny scalpel? An itty bitty knife?

Real men do it themselves with axes in the heart of an ancient forest, usually after losing a drunken bet to a viking. The foreskin is then preserved and cured for use as a cloak against the harsh European winters.

Doing it to a baby just seems barbaric.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:11 pm

Symmetry wrote:What did they have to use on you?


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Yes, we paid to have Mel Gibson to do it too.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Symmetry on Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I've never actually seen an uncircumcised penis up close, but I've seen it in pornos and such and I like having the tip of mine chopped off. It seems more clean and orderly.


If you like having the tip of your penis chopped off, you should consider doing it more often.

Army of GOD wrote:natty's just ascurred because he lives in the forest and he knows that if he wants the tip of his penis cut off they'd have to use an axe.


Are you complimenting the size and girth of Natty's member? What did they have to use on you? A teeny tiny scalpel? An itty bitty knife?

Real men do it themselves with axes in the heart of an ancient forest, usually after losing a drunken bet to a viking. The foreskin is then preserved and cured for use as a cloak against the harsh European winters.

Doing it to a baby just seems barbaric.


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Yes, we paid to have Mel Gibson to do it too.


Controversial- bringing Mel Gibson into a thread about laws that potentially influence Judaic religious practice.

Uncontroversial- me restoring my post to all its zingy glory.

Undoubted- We can't continue using Mel Gibson for circumcisions. It may have been ok in your day, but now he wields a different weapon, and it bites.

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Re: snipsnip

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:12 pm

This week the High Court of North Rhine-Westphalia banned infant circumcision in the state as a violation of the Westphalian constitution's Bill of Rights which reads: "All children shall have the right to have their dignity respected as autonomous individuals and to the special protection of the state and society."

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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:40 pm

So what is the penalty for breaking this law? How can they justify shutting down the whole industry? Is the mohel union completely impotent in these dark days?
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:10 am

wait, what's the argument against infant circumcision? I don't feel like reading this entire thread (again).

Like I said last year, I prefer to have a circumcised tallywhacker. The extra skin just looks weird. And it's not like I remember my circumcision at all...
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:18 am

Army of GOD wrote:wait, what's the argument against infant circumcision? I don't feel like reading this entire thread (again).

Like I said last year, I prefer to have a circumcised tallywhacker. The extra skin just looks weird. And it's not like I remember my circumcision at all...


That it's generally an unnecessary surgical cosmetic procedure performed on infants.

If you want one as an adult, go for it. Forcing your kid to undergo cosmetic surgery after birth seems a little wrong.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:08 am

I don't understand the people saying you need to let a boy grow up before they get a brit milah. How exactly would that work?
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Re: snipsnip

Postby natty dread on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:04 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:wait, what's the argument against infant circumcision? I don't feel like reading this entire thread (again).

Like I said last year, I prefer to have a circumcised tallywhacker. The extra skin just looks weird. And it's not like I remember my circumcision at all...


That it's generally an unnecessary surgical cosmetic procedure performed on infants.

If you want one as an adult, go for it. Forcing your kid to undergo cosmetic surgery after birth seems a little wrong.


Exactly.

If there was a religious sect that amputated the middle fingers of babies, it'd be illegal. But somehow it's legal to remove a part of their penis?

Also, recent studies indicate that circumcision can reduce the sensitivity of the penis by as much as 75%.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:57 pm

natty dread wrote:
Also, recent studies indicate that circumcision can reduce the sensitivity of the penis by as much as 75%.


If this is true I'm going to be really pissed at my parents.


I wouldn't care if my penis looked ugly like an uncircumcised penis if it had 75% more sensitivity.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:06 pm

Except sometimes that means it's too sensitive to touch.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby natty dread on Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:27 pm

nietzsche wrote:If this is true I'm going to be really pissed at my parents.


Start getting pissed:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1 ... x/abstract

OBJECTIVE

To map the fine-touch pressure thresholds of the adult penis in circumcised and uncircumcised men, and to compare the two populations.
SUBJECTS AND METHODS

Adult male volunteers with no history of penile pathology or diabetes were evaluated with a Semmes-Weinstein monofilament touch-test to map the fine-touch pressure thresholds of the penis. Circumcised and uncircumcised men were compared using mixed models for repeated data, controlling for age, type of underwear worn, time since last ejaculation, ethnicity, country of birth, and level of education.
RESULTS

The glans of the uncircumcised men had significantly lower mean (sem) pressure thresholds than that of the circumcised men, at 0.161 (0.078) g (P = 0.040) when controlled for age, location of measurement, type of underwear worn, and ethnicity. There were significant differences in pressure thresholds by location on the penis (P < 0.001). The most sensitive location on the circumcised penis was the circumcision scar on the ventral surface. Five locations on the uncircumcised penis that are routinely removed at circumcision had lower pressure thresholds than the ventral scar of the circumcised penis.
CONCLUSIONS

The glans of the circumcised penis is less sensitive to fine touch than the glans of the uncircumcised penis. The transitional region from the external to the internal prepuce is the most sensitive region of the uncircumcised penis and more sensitive than the most sensitive region of the circumcised penis. Circumcision ablates the most sensitive parts of the penis.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:24 am

inb4 someone says they're glad they were circumcised because less sensitivity means they can last longer.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby tkr4lf on Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:58 am

I'm glad I was circumcised because less sensitivity means I can last longer.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Symmetry on Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:08 pm

natty dread wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:wait, what's the argument against infant circumcision? I don't feel like reading this entire thread (again).

Like I said last year, I prefer to have a circumcised tallywhacker. The extra skin just looks weird. And it's not like I remember my circumcision at all...


That it's generally an unnecessary surgical cosmetic procedure performed on infants.

If you want one as an adult, go for it. Forcing your kid to undergo cosmetic surgery after birth seems a little wrong.


Exactly.

If there was a religious sect that amputated the middle fingers of babies, it'd be illegal. But somehow it's legal to remove a part of their penis?

Also, recent studies indicate that circumcision can reduce the sensitivity of the penis by as much as 75%.


Meh, there are plenty of spurious studies on either side of the debate. Some saying it's medically good, some saying it's medically bad. Most involving sexual activity. Mutilating a baby based on their potential future sex life is a little disturbing.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:59 pm

Circumcision decreases the chance of getting aids. It isn't just some religious fad.
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Re: snipsnip

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:00 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:Circumcision decreases the chance of getting aids. It isn't just some religious fad.


Even if that's true, you think it makes it ok for someone else to decide which bits of your body you keep and which you don't?
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