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Free gas, bonus or theft?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:50 pm

I filled the Harley this evening and bought two Sobe drinks. The lady at the till says, "50 something dollars." I of course ask how she figures that and get to watch her swear, beat herself up and say nasty things like, "The guy was a stupid Chinese" because he paid $11.05 for how ever much gas he put in his car.
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Re: Free gas, bonus or theft?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:26 am

um... interesting. Was there a China-man present? Or had the China-man recently pass through>
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Re: Free gas, bonus or theft?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:08 pm

Where can I get some of that stuff 2D?
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:33 pm

I did not even see the customer that under paid for their gas.

That direct quote was the ranting from the lady that pushed the wrong button. She also kept saying, "I'm so stupid." I felt bad for her. And found the racism interesting.

By the way, I put $11.05 of gas in the motorcycle.
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Postby nietzsche on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:36 pm

but you paid your 11 dls plus your drink right?
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:40 pm

Once the lady working finished ranting and then manually entered a "correction" to remove the charge from the pump that the other customer used.
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Postby nietzsche on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:49 pm

2dimes wrote:Once the lady working finished ranting and then manually entered a "correction" to remove the charge from the pump that the other customer used.


Did you go down on her to help calm her?
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:52 pm

Wait, did you just turn the thread into that, "How long does it take a woman to orgasm?" Joke?
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Postby nietzsche on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:55 pm

2dimes wrote:Wait, did you just turn the thread into that, "How long does it take a woman to orgasm?" Joke?


How long did it take this particular ugly lady?
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Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:56 pm

Put yourself in the "Chinese" shoes. If you got away with 50 bucks of gas for only 11 dollars, you wouldn't give a shit either (unless you're a douche).
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:58 pm

You are a douche for not taking the gas for less?
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:00 am

2dimes wrote:You are a douche for not taking the gas for less?


Let's go back to you servicing the ugly lady.

Did she have a bush?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:03 am

Just fabricate the rest. Post some pictures while you're at it. She was really hot... Go!
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:11 am

I can see an argument suggesting to be honest and tell her, "No I put in more than $11.05." is stupid.
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Re: Free gas, bonus or theft?

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:13 am

Do you think that if the race of the guy with free gas was other, he would've come in and correct the mistake?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:19 am

I don't know if race was a factor but she seemed to think so.

Is there some honest race? I don't think I'm aware of one.
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:21 am

2dimes wrote:I don't know if race was a factor but she seemed to think so.

Is there some honest race? I don't think I'm aware of one.


It didn't bother you she was racist while you were having sex with her?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:23 am

Should it? We are not suposed to pay full price for things. Why should we care if she's racist?
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Re: Free gas, bonus or theft?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:31 am

Wait, who is Asian?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:54 am

Allegedly the guy that put $50+ worth of gas in a vehicle then paid $11.05 for it. I will point out I don't see a need to mention the race of the lady doing the ranting.

It's unfortunate for her I was the customer who pumped the $11.05 worth of gas. It seems there are 7 people that would have just paid 50+ dollars for it with two drinks.
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Re: Free gas, bonus or theft?

Postby Pedronicus on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:59 am

The Race thing is really important, Especially since while 2dimes was getting the right price for his gas sorted out, his harly was stolen by a black man!
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:37 am

Fortunately an Inuit hermaphrodite replaced it with an identical one so I did not even notice and rode home.
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:03 pm

2dimes wrote:Fortunately an Inuit hermaphrodite replaced it with an identical one so I did not even notice and rode home.


Did you have sex with the Inuit?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:07 pm

nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:Fortunately an Inuit hermaphrodite replaced it with an identical one so I did not even notice and rode home.


Did you have sex with the Inuit?

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Re: Free gas, bonus or theft?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:42 pm

I'm sure this makes me racist, but brown people are terrible go kart drivers (right behind hasidic Jews who are the worst).
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