Olympians can't get out of each others' pants

[InkL0sed]

http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012 ... n-magazine

[Army of GOD]

I remember hearing about this on...the Colbert Report I think? I can't remember exactly but that's just weird. So many athletes are underage and shit.

[spurgistan]

Did they run out of condoms? Again?

[Woodruff]

I remember hearing about this on...the Colbert Report I think? I can't remember exactly but that's just weird. So many athletes are underage and shit.

I don't think it's weird at all. It actually makes perfect sense to me, from a "young and virile" standpoint. As to some being underage...yeah, that stopped all of us from having sex at the time, I'm sure (plus it obviously didn't say they were all doing it, just that it was pretty routine).

[Timminz]

It's not like this is something new.

[MeDeFe]

Besides, I believe the age of consent is 16 or something in England.

[Symmetry]

Besides, I believe the age of consent is 16 or something in England.

The age of consent in England and Wales is 16 regardless of sexual orientation and/or gender, as specified by the Sexual Offences Act 2003.[63] However, if person A is over the age of 18 and is in a position of trust to person B who is under the age of 18, it is illegal for A to engage in sexual activity with B.

[MeDeFe]

So as long as the coaches don't get it on with any underage members of their teams things should be legally fine.

[Symmetry]

So as long as the coaches don't get it on with any underage members of their teams things should be legally fine.

Witness the strength of street knowledge.

[yang guize]

crawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.

if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL

[Symmetry]

crawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.

if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL

The age of consent in China is 14 with no restrictions on authority figures.

[jimboston]

Imagine that... what a news story... who would've thunk it?

You put a large group of (many attractive and in shape) young people together... and they decide to f*ck?

Unheard of.

The reporter who broke this story has some skilz.

NOT

[Lootifer]

Haha, I thought this was common knowledge; however the article did make me laugh... "Some scandinavian looking sprint team..."

[Woodruff]

So as long as the coaches don't get it on with any underage members of their teams things should be legally fine.

Thanks, coach.

[Woodruff]

Haha, I thought this was common knowledge; however the article did make me laugh... "Some scandinavian looking sprint team..."

Well it's hard to tell when they're not wearing their uniforms any more! <grin>

[saxitoxin]

What would it be like if everyone on CC lived in the ConquerClub Village?

[Neoteny]

I would probably try to hook up with MeDeFe, but settle for natty dread.

[Army of GOD]

What would it be like if everyone on CC lived in the ConquerClub Village?

a lot of gay sex

[spurgistan]

I would probably try to hook up with MeDeFe, but settle for natty dread.

Dude. It's the Olympics. You can have sex with both of them, if they're willing, maybe even at the same time.

[Lootifer]

a lot of mature gay sex

fxt

[Army of GOD]

well it'll obviously be hot bum sex

[BigBallinStalin]

Things would get awkward but would normalize after two to three days.

[MeDeFe]

Things would get awkward but would normalize after two to three days.

You mean as soon as people have shouted themselves so hoarse they can only whisper?

[yang guize]

crawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.

if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL

The age of consent in China is 14 with no restrictions on authority figures.

ha ha. why is that relevant? i feel sorry for your girls if they are violated by the men as soon as the law permits it ;_; they must be real loose when they come to marry LOL

[MeDeFe]

crawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.

if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL

The age of consent in China is 14 with no restrictions on authority figures.

ha ha. why is that relevant? i feel sorry for your girls if they are violated by the men as soon as the law permits it ;_; they must be real loose when they come to marry LOL

I believe this is the point where a joke about your mom is considered appropriate.

*clears throat*

Your mom's so loose she doesn't need a bag to carry when she goes grocery shopping.


Perhaps now that the gutter has been reached we can start working on elevating the level of the discussion again. Young guys, sorry, yang guize, how exactly does the conduct of more than 10000 athletes from 204 different countries say anything about sexual mores in England?