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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:06 pm

notyou2 wrote:I enjoy the JB counterpoints to the steady monotonous drivel spewed relentlessly all over these fora by the likes of PS and NS. They are like little gems of laughter in a depressing onslaught of falseisms. More truthiness is what we need.


I enjoy it too, but his symptoms are cause for alarm.
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:36 pm

Continue your dumb little rants based on lies that don't matter

Your entire premise is full of shit, and your ego trips do not fascinate me.
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:13 pm

PhatLooter, this isn't about me. It's about you and this dreadful disease which is wrecking our community. I wish that you should a little bit more respect for the afflicted.
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:20 pm

I have a pressing issue.
Assuming Scotty somehow manages to wrench himself from the clutches of this terrible affliction, will not then the name of "phatism" be a cruel reminder to the now cured PhatScotty of his previous incarnation?

In such an eventuality will the disease be renamed after one of the remaining aflicted?

We must be prepared for any such possibilities comrades !
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:43 am

I have mulled over your question...

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and I eagerly await everyone's feedback.












Phatism should remain Phatism even if PhatScotty is reincarnated as PhoenixScotty because Phatism must serve as a punishment but also as a good reminder for allowing himself to slip into the clutches of this disease.

Although this affliction is not entirely due to his own decisions, he is still partly responsible for allowing himself to remain in a state which is conducive to Phatism. It is like a person who is repeatedly shown the means for improving himself, yet he remains unwilling to grab the blacksmith's tools and forge himself anew--in true Ayn Randian fashion.
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby Woodruff on Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:23 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:I have a pressing issue.
Assuming Scotty somehow manages to wrench himself from the clutches of this terrible affliction, will not then the name of "phatism" be a cruel reminder to the now cured PhatScotty of his previous incarnation?

In such an eventuality will the disease be renamed after one of the remaining aflicted?

We must be prepared for any such possibilities comrades !


I think that's a problem for which we can adequately say "We'll cross that bridge if hell ever does actually freeze over.".
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:43 pm

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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby GreecePwns on Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:16 pm

It appears after weeks, months, even years of treatment that Phattism is an unbeatable disease.

I propose we move onto the unfortunate last resort: quarantine.
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:25 pm

GreecePwns wrote:I propose we move onto the unfortunate last resort: quarantine.


phew, thought you were going to suggest a different "last resort".
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Re: Cyber Epidemic on CC

Postby GreecePwns on Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:33 pm

Ah, but you didn't read the so-fine-its-invisible print; I thought you would considering you probably have seen a phone bill before.

Let me magnify it for you.

Should that not work, we do the following:

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