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I think I have a problem

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:55 pm

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I think I might be a tab hoarder. D:
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby crispybits on Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:58 pm

I find Firefox gets really unstable the more tabs I have open and keeps freezing up, so I have to do regular and frequent "tab culls" of the bits I no longer need open.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:06 pm

Haggis, we are here for you.

You just have a sit down on the couch, and I think Dr. Phatscotty or Dr. BBS or Dr. Juan_Bottom will attend to you shortly.


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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby crispybits on Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:27 pm

Will they call it "tab-ism"?
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby InkL0sed on Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:32 pm

It's funny, but I actually think it's a serious issue. Not as harmful as hoarding physical objects, but you still need to learn to let it go, man. I know you don't agree, but you really don't actually need all those tabs to be open.

As you can probably tell, I have had this conversation before.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:35 pm

It's not your fault, man.

It's not your fault.

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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby nietzsche on Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:01 pm

and he has another 3 browsers open in the other workspaces
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby xeno on Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:07 pm

Use chromium. and any version of linux for that matter. youll organize your shit a hundred times better trust me.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby / on Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:21 pm

Haggis, please... Promise us never to go to Wikipedia, Tvtropes, or Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby Campin_Killer on Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:26 pm

I want you to pull out your checkbook,

Write 30,000 in the 'Amount' box,

Make it out to: Not a Pshychologist

Give it to me,

Then repeat the words: "It's not my fault." 1,000 times
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:03 pm

This is a tab-oo subject.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:01 pm

Haggis, we are here to help. In order to overcome your fear of loss, you need to start small.

Practice closing your browser on 5 tabs. It will prove challenging and shocking, so you'll need to take frequent breaks after doing these exercises.

Just remember to breathe after each closure. Get up, get some water, maybe take a jog, or stare despondently at the sky for 30 minutes.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby Maugena on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:10 pm

I wish I could keep all my tabs open... QQ
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby TeeGee on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:14 pm

There is a Multiple Tabs anonymous meeting next week. I can reserve you a seat
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:41 pm

After several hours of introspection and having achieved ego death I was able to reduce the number of tabs to 72.

Phew, crisis averted. It's cool if it's under 75, right guys? ..... right ?
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:22 pm

See ya at the intervention, Haggis.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:25 pm

TeeGee wrote:There is a Multiple Tabs anonymous meeting next week. I can reserve you a seat


I went to the MTA meeting in New York, and all they talked about was public transport.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby InkL0sed on Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:32 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
TeeGee wrote:There is a Multiple Tabs anonymous meeting next week. I can reserve you a seat


I went to the MTA meeting in New York, and all they talked about was public transport.


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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby john9blue on Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:44 am

only 97? lol, amateur :P

http://i.imgur.com/vicoh.png

luckily they made that change a while back where tabs don't load anything but metadata until you click on them, so i can hoard tabs as much as i like (i really should cut back, though)
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby notyou2 on Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:52 am

I must admit it's not all your fault Haggis. I log on to your computer frequently and all the porn tabs in the 97 were mine. The other 8 were yours.
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Re: I think I have a problem

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:37 am

john9blue wrote:only 97? lol, amateur :P

http://i.imgur.com/vicoh.png

luckily they made that change a while back where tabs don't load anything but metadata until you click on them, so i can hoard tabs as much as i like (i really should cut back, though)


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