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Researchers at MIT, Harvard develop improved dildo

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:59 pm

Apparently the technical term is "Soft autonomous earthworm robot". f*ck, why not, whatever floats their boat I guess.



http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2012/autonomous-earthworm-robot-0810.html
Now researchers at MIT, Harvard University and Seoul National University have engineered a soft autonomous robot that moves via peristalsis, crawling across surfaces by contracting segments of its body, much like an earthworm. The robot, made almost entirely of soft materials, is remarkably resilient: Even when stepped upon or bludgeoned with a hammer, the robot is able to inch away, unscathed.

Sangbae Kim, the Esther and Harold E. Edgerton Assistant Professor of Mechanical Engineering at MIT, says such a soft robot may be useful for navigating rough terrain or squeezing through tight spaces.

The robot is named “Meshworm” for the flexible, meshlike tube that makes up its body. Researchers created “artificial muscle” from wire made of nickel and titanium — a shape-memory alloy that stretches and contracts with heat. They wound the wire around the tube, creating segments along its length, much like the segments of an earthworm. They then applied a small current to the segments of wire, squeezing the mesh tube and propelling the robot forward. The team recently published details of the design in the journal IEEE/ASME Transactions on Mechatronics.


Bout time. The dildo industry was getting quite stale.
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Re: Researchers at MIT, Harvard develop improved dildo

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:08 pm

Uh huh huh huh, uh huh huh huh. She said... "fitting through tight spaces."

Uh huh huh huh.
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Re: Researchers at MIT, Harvard develop improved dildo

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:30 pm

I actually read an article about how the porn industry spearheaded many innovations on the internet.
It's a lot of money and a powerfull motivator.
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Re: Researchers at MIT, Harvard develop improved dildo

Postby Maugena on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:37 pm

THE RISE OF THE PROSTHETICS!
This is amazing!
The potential applications! (No, not your dildo's.)
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Re: Researchers at MIT, Harvard develop improved dildo

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:38 pm

Maugena wrote:THE RISE OF THE PROSTHETICS!
This is amazing!
The potential applications! (No, not your dildo's.)


you say endoscopy, I say dildo.
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Re: Researchers at MIT, Harvard develop improved dildo

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:59 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:I actually read an article about how the porn industry spearheaded many innovations on the internet.
It's a lot of money and a powerfull motivator.


It's also largely unhampered by government regulations too--according to a conversation I had with Alex Padilla.


His Work on the porn industry:

Padilla, Alexandre and Collin J. Fausnaugh. 2010. "The Determinants of Condom Use in the Adult Film Industry." Association of Private Enterprise Education Annual Convention, Las Vegas, Nevada, April 11-13, 2010.

Padilla, Alexandre. 2009. "Why Self-Regulate? The Case of the Adult Film Industry (Porno Economicus: A Rational Model of Self-Regulation in the AFI)." Southern Economic Association 79th Annual Conference, San Antonio, Texas, November 20-22.

Padilla, Alexandre. 2009. "Entre-porno-ship and Social Norms: Entrepreneurship, Porn Mainstreaming, and
Pop Culture." Association of Private Enterprise Education Annual Convention, Guatemala City, Guatemala, April
5-7.


The porn industry is an interesting example of a market which self-regulates.
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Re: Researchers at MIT, Harvard develop improved dildo

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:32 am

Fun fact about vibrators- one of the first five home appliances to be run on electricity:

In 1902, the American company Hamilton Beach patented the first electric vibrator available for retail sale, making the vibrator the fifth domestic appliance to be electrified, after the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle, and toaster, and about a decade before the vacuum cleaner and electric iron.[7]


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