BBS, Here.

[BigBallinStalin]

I may smell bad, but at least I know I smell great.

[john9blue]

at least his trollishness gives at least the seeming of wit behind the blatant disregard for personal hygiene... more along the lines of devil's advocate... a certain sulfurous charnal reek that is unmistakable

and yet he fails to detect the ultimate futility of his activities on this forum.

i bet you're right about his personal hygiene, though. southerners are rancid.

in conclusion, bbs, i would like to dedicate this video to you. i hope that it provides guidance to you in your future endeavors.

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[BigBallinStalin]

I LOVE THAT SONG!

I'm surprised JB hasn't dropped by to offer yet another masterpiece on how I'm some ex-KGB spy who eats children. I forget how it goes, but it was pretty enjoyable to read!

[Lootifer]

You may know me as BigBallinStalin. My fellow ConquerClubbers, I try my marginal best to provide you with the satisfaction that you demand. In this thread, I would like to gauge your opinions of me. If you choose the path of productivity and peace, then you will find such an endeavor to be mutually beneficial.


Shall we trade? Or shall you let loose the Guns of Troll?


Your analysis is important to me because it can make me aware of more profitable endeavors. With this discovery, I will strive to equalize the newly discovered marginal benefits with the marginal costs.


Please offer a valuable defense of your evaluation of my recent performance. (500 Saxibucks will be rewarded to the best pseudo-psychoanalysis).

You gave me an easy out bro.

[jimboston]

I LOVE THAT SONG!

I'm surprised JB hasn't dropped by to offer yet another masterpiece on how I'm some ex-KGB spy who eats children. I forget how it goes, but it was pretty enjoyable to read!

*Reported for Reverse Trolling*

You can't insult someone who hasn't even posted in you egomaniacal thread.

(I'm assuming I'm the JB in question... If not please ignore this post.)

(Oh... and give me some fuckin' credit... I'm perfectly capable of admitting my errors on here {i freely ackowledge there have been many}... and I have never accused you of being an Ex-KGB spy {though I'm surei've accused you of other crap.}.)

[BigBallinStalin]

You may know me as BigBallinStalin. My fellow ConquerClubbers, I try my marginal best to provide you with the satisfaction that you demand. In this thread, I would like to gauge your opinions of me. If you choose the path of productivity and peace, then you will find such an endeavor to be mutually beneficial.


Shall we trade? Or shall you let loose the Guns of Troll?


Your analysis is important to me because it can make me aware of more profitable endeavors. With this discovery, I will strive to equalize the newly discovered marginal benefits with the marginal costs.


Please offer a valuable defense of your evaluation of my recent performance. (500 Saxibucks will be rewarded to the best pseudo-psychoanalysis).

You gave me an easy out bro.

At least somebody got it.

[BigBallinStalin]

I LOVE THAT SONG!

I'm surprised JB hasn't dropped by to offer yet another masterpiece on how I'm some ex-KGB spy who eats children. I forget how it goes, but it was pretty enjoyable to read!

*Reported for Reverse Trolling*

You can't insult someone who hasn't even posted in you egomaniacal thread.

(I'm assuming I'm the JB in question... If not please ignore this post.)

(Oh... and give me some fuckin' credit... I'm perfectly capable of admitting my errors on here {i freely ackowledge there have been many}... and I have never accused you of being an Ex-KGB spy {though I'm surei've accused you of other crap.}.)

I dunno, JB. Have you?

[jimboston]

Have I what?

Why are u reverse trolling me... Calling me out to join ur thread?

I had no intention of posting in here till I saw the "JB".

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I suspect "JB" is Juan_Bottom.. Si?

[BigBallinStalin]

I'm failing to see the reverse trolling here. Heyyy, wait a minute... could this be...

counter-trolling?

Or is this Inception Trolling? Trolling within trolling with trolling?!

AHHHH!!!! Am I trolling? Are you trolling? Who's the troll architect, and where's the dropoff point? We need to get these men off these front lines before they bring in the hippos. And you know what that means, don't you?

[Dukasaur]

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[Baron Von PWN]

Your asking of my opinion offends me. I am now extremely dissatisfied with your services.

[rdsrds2120]

BBS keeps resubmitting his nude photos to me. Although, I don't think it's him because I am actually extremely satisfied.

Check please.

BMO

[BigBallinStalin]

In order to satisfy my customers, please state your name, phone number, address, SS#, mother's maiden name, and mother and father's last four digits of their SS#s, and your credit card information ITT.

[2dimes]

Eleven.

[Dukasaur]

In order to satisfy my customers, please state your name, phone number, address, SS#, mother's maiden name, and mother and father's last four digits of their SS#s, and your credit card information ITT.

Why? Are you looking for a job at a call centre?

[natty dread]

BBS, I have a complaint.

You've stopped posting in my apple thread and now I have to deal with cheap greek substitutes.

[BigBallinStalin]

Haha, just hang in there, my friend! I've got your response, Lootifer's, and GP's saved on my bookmarks toolbar.

I could dash out a 300-word response, but I'd deny myself the chance to improve my writing, and I'd lose the opportunity to clearly express myself, which is important, because I really don't want to be bogged down on non-issues and misunderstandings--especially when they devolve into the other side being completely childish and unwilling to come back to the big boy's table.

I'm not asserting that you act like this. For me, the above risk has become a greater concern of mine, so my written communication needs to be improved (internal locus of control, and all that). I can't expect some people to improve themselves, so I sit and I think about your, GP's, and Lootifer's positions, and eventually, I may be able to express myself clearly and concisely.


In the ideal world, these topics are best covered over beer, coffee, and/or nicotine at a one or two question-per-answer rate. Since the Internet is serious business, then I'll have to take myself seriously with y'all's positions.


I hope that's a sufficient response!

[thegreekdog]

BBS, I have a complaint.

You've stopped posting in my apple thread and now I have to deal with cheap greek substitutes.

It's not my fault you can't understand basic English. Perhaps if you had been born and raised in a more civilized country. Like England.

[Dukasaur]

In the ideal world, these topics are best covered over beer, coffee, and/or nicotine at a one or two question-per-answer rate. Since the Internet is serious business, then I'll have to take myself seriously with y'all's positions.

As a former nicotine addict, I am strongly offended by this blatant attempt to seduce me into a relapse!

I demand compensations! (Yes, that's plural! It's not a typo! Well, actually it was a typo, originally, but I gradually grew to love it, and now I have formally adopted it as a not-a-typo.)

[BigBallinStalin]

In the ideal world, these topics are best covered over beer, coffee, and/or nicotine at a one or two question-per-answer rate. Since the Internet is serious business, then I'll have to take myself seriously with y'all's positions.

As a former nicotine addict, I am strongly offended by this blatant attempt to seduce me into a relapse!

I demand compensations! (Yes, that's plural! It's not a typo! Well, actually it was a typo, originally, but I gradually grew to love it, and now I have formally adopted it as a not-a-typo.)

You, sir, have my full attention, and I have just the right product for you. This product will enable you to realize the gains of nicotine while avoiding the costs of carcinogens--at a long-term cheaper price. I recommend: e-cigarettes. ProSmoke and Blu are pretty good. Don't buy the disposable electronic cigarettes. Just pay the $60, get your nicotine fill, and experience the relative cost-savings from purchasing liquid nicotine versus cigarettes.

[Baron Von PWN]

I also demand compensations for BBS asking me how I felt about his responses. I am offended by the notion he would change his positions and statements dependent on the audience.

[BigBallinStalin]

I also demand compensations for BBS asking me how I felt about his responses. I am offended by the notion he would change his positions and statements dependent on the audience.

My friend, in the market of forum-posting, I am at the mercy of profit-and-loss incentives, but in the end, the customer gains by providing feedback which enables the producer to marginally align his profit-seeking endeavors with the demand from the customers.

So, you are being compensated, BVP, by the windfalls of the continued, mutually beneficial exchanges between you and me, and hopefully from the positive externalities of my posts with other posters.

If you object, then please provide some constructive criticism with which I can reconstruct my business model.

[BigBallinStalin]

Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow ConquerClubbers,

if I am to "step up my game," how shall I "step up my game"?

[fadedpsychosis]

what game are you playing at BBS?

[BigBallinStalin]

It depends on the institution.