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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:51 pm

I'm judging by the subject matter that BMO= Bend me over?
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:24 am

Those who know what "BMO" is are far and few between. BBS knows what it is. We'll never say.

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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:40 am

I have to work with Cody tomorrow. I haven't seen him since he received his verbal warning.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Maugena on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:07 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:Those who know what "BMO" is are far and few between. BBS knows what it is. We'll never say.

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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:13 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:Those who know what "BMO" is are far and few between. BBS knows what it is. We'll never say.

BMO


I stand by my judgement then.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:54 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:Those who know what "BMO" is are far and few between. BBS knows what it is. We'll never say.

BMO



It is the new moniker of Bank of Montreal and has been for at least 5 years.....google it.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:06 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:I have to work with Cody tomorrow. I haven't seen him since he received his verbal warning.


You reported him? Now he's not going to be kind and gentle when he's fucking you..
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:18 pm

How did it go Juan? Did you get him fired today?
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:01 pm

lol,
Cody has to stay 20ft away from me at all times, and our super can't put us at adjacent work stations. He was also promised that this would not effect his yearly raise. For really. lolololol
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:14 pm

lol restraining order
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Postby john9blue on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:47 pm

2dimes wrote:Is juan the same guy that had the flirty girls with tube tops working with him in another thread?


juan's workplace is apparently full of beautiful horny people.

juan, are you a pornstar?
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:33 pm

I don't think Cody deserved to be reported.

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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:59 am

I am. I think JB is homophobic.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:44 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I am. I think JB is homophobic.


Or repressed...
The symptoms are very similar which can lead to misdiagnosis.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:18 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:lol,
Cody has to stay 20ft away from me at all times, and our super can't put us at adjacent work stations. He was also promised that this would not effect his yearly raise. For really. lolololol


Juan, I'm here for you.

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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:32 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:I am. I think JB is homophobic.


Or repressed...
The symptoms are very similar which can lead to misdiagnosis.


After careful consideration, I think you may be right. It seems that JB's repressed homoerotic urges toward Cody has completely distorted his interpretation of Cody's body language. It's no surprise that Cody's been signifying his dick all day because he obviously wants to have sex with JB! Of course, it could be the case that JB keeps looking at Cody's crotch every second he gets.

Maybe JB is homophobic in the sense that he fears his own homosexuality.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:35 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:I am. I think JB is homophobic.


Or repressed...
The symptoms are very similar which can lead to misdiagnosis.


After careful consideration, I think you may be right. It seems that JB's repressed homoerotic urges toward Cody has completely distorted his interpretation of Cody's body language. It's no surprise that Cody's been signifying his dick all day because he obviously wants to have sex with JB! Of course, it could be the case that JB keeps looking at Cody's crotch every second he gets.

Maybe JB is homophobic in the sense that he fears his own homosexuality.


I think that your homophobic and you're trying to cover it by playing that JB is homophobic. I call your double bluff!


...or, is this all an elaborate triple bluff by JB? :-k

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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:46 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:I am. I think JB is homophobic.


Or repressed...
The symptoms are very similar which can lead to misdiagnosis.


After careful consideration, I think you may be right. It seems that JB's repressed homoerotic urges toward Cody has completely distorted his interpretation of Cody's body language. It's no surprise that Cody's been signifying his dick all day because he obviously wants to have sex with JB! Of course, it could be the case that JB keeps looking at Cody's crotch every second he gets.

Maybe JB is homophobic in the sense that he fears his own homosexuality.


I think that your homophobic and you're trying to cover it by playing that JB is homophobic. I call your double bluff!


...or, is this all an elaborate triple bluff by JB? :-k

BMO


Ah, but you are merely projecting your innermost desires to make love with a man who looks like Jack Nicholson and who wears a green dinosaur suit. You cover this innermost desire with a topical solution: "yes, he must be homophobic because he thinks the other is homophobic. Everyone is homophobic. Everyone is homosexual." Homosexuals somehow are all around you as you continue to write it off as homophobia.

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:46 am

~loosens collar~

Phew! It's.. kinda warm in here. I need to sit down a second.

~sits on five gallon bucket of lube~

~spreads legs~

~points at ding-a-ling~

So, anyone want some coffee?
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:11 pm

GOT IT!!! BMO (Bank of Montreal) is where lackattack (from Montreal) keeps his money.

BOT....Cody is not trying to get in Juan's pants, he is trying to get Juan's job by making him feel uncomfortable and eventually quitting. It's a dastardly nefarious plot.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:41 pm

Today I slipped on some grease that had been rubbed into the floor and fell. My face hit a pipe, and a wing nut on the pipe opened up my forehead. There was a lot of blood and some purple swelling as well.

I spent 45 minutes in the big office while people examined me to see if I needed stitches. They wouldn't even let me look at it myself.


Cody has had his revenge.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:52 pm

Purple swelling? You or Cody?
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:08 pm

BBS is forever Foed. Please don't quote him; he's obsessed with me.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:08 pm

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JB is obsessing about other men obsessing about him!



There may be layers and layers of latent homosexuality with JB.

This is all speculation of course, but the evidence is mounting.
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Re: Does Cody want to f*ck me?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:13 pm

Dude, I can't even see your posts. Why do you follow me around everywhere and talk at me in my threads like I can even see it? You know that you're on foe. You're like a jaded lover just begging for me to piss in your direction, just so that I acknowledge your existence. You never behaved like this before I foed you.
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