Who would be the best rooommate?

[BigBallinStalin]

Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.

San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves. http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)

Can you not get back from San Diego to Santa Barbara?

no; see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlPC3h3Z2Y&t=4m28s

-Guitar Solo/Outro- ????

[nietzsche]

Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.

San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves. http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)

Then we want an apartment in Oxnard

[Juan_Bottom]

That's the rental price of like, 3 whole houses out here.

[2dimes]

no; see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlPC3h3Z2Y&t=4m28s

-Guitar Solo/Outro- ????

I couldn't load the movie but I hope "guitar solo/Outro" is an Idiocracy reference.

[Funkyterrance]

Why do I feel that out of the four choices nietzsche is the one most likely to use someone else's toothbrush to clean the toilet when no one else was home?

[Juan_Bottom]

But he is the most likely to use it to brush his mustache!

[nietzsche]

I'm considered the worst roommate

[2dimes]

More importantly do you imagine him with tight buns and a really excellent mustache?

[2dimes]

Whoa. Insert. Great minds remark! Chilling double fast post fellas.

[nietzsche]

Like this??

[Funkyterrance]

I'm considered the worst roommate

Well, worst projected roommate at this point in time.

[Funkyterrance]

I'll bet John gives shoulder rubs if you're having a rough day...

[2dimes]

When you say "John" are you employing a vehicle of distraction because you're embarrassed to come right out and offer?

[Funkyterrance]

When you say "John" are you employing a vehicle of distraction because you're embarrassed to come right out and offer?

Hmm, no. At least not on a conscious level.
Besides, I'm not on the list m8 so it's not about me, right? No one wants to be my flatmate I'm fairly certain.

[2dimes]

Oh come now. I know I'm no substitute for niets even if you didn't have this, "forbidden fruit" (no pun intended on fruit there) thing with him. Plus I'm married and you want to continue to suppress yourself but... Otherwise.

I'd move in with you to a non-Washington state co-habitual residence.

[Funkyterrance]

Oh come now. I know I'm no substitute for niets even if you didn't have this, "forbidden fruit" (no pun intended on fruit there) thing with him. Plus I'm married and you want to continue to suppress yourself but... Otherwise.

I'd move in with you to a non-Washington state co-habitual residence.

Hehe..
Well if you're married why non-Washington? Seems like there would be some kind of double-jeopardy defense...

[2dimes]

I'm going to just continue to live this lie here. It's comfortable enough by now. Don't let it dissuade you if you're about to post pictures of yourself in a cowboy outfit though.

[nietzsche]

2dimes, I'm not sure if you are drunk, or I'm drunk (I haven't drank anything today), but in both this thread and the "accept your death" thread, I've had to read re-read re-re-read and re-re-read your posts in order to have a clue what you're saying.

This is disconcerting because in the past I understood you just fine. Are you using some clever sentence making trick to prevent me to understand you?

[2dimes]

Would you move in with funky Terrence? You can wait for the picture to answer if you want.

[BigBallinStalin]

no; see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlPC3h3Z2Y&t=4m28s

-Guitar Solo/Outro- ????

I couldn't load the movie but I hope "guitar solo/Outro" is an Idiocracy reference.

The vid was loads of awesome. Taco Supreme Awesome.

[notyou2]

Nobody wants me? I'd make guacamole every day.

Got my vote

[notyou2]

Why do I feel that out of the four choices nietzsche is the one most likely to use someone else's toothbrush to clean the toilet when no one else was home?

Just because he is Mexican doesn't automatically make him the maid.

Stop being such a racist Terry

[2dimes]

no; see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlPC3h3Z2Y&t=4m28s

-Guitar Solo/Outro- ????

I couldn't load the movie but I hope "guitar solo/Outro" is an Idiocracy reference.

The vid was loads of awesome. Taco Supreme Awesome.

Beefy cheesy crunchy and gooey?