What is your relationship status?

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:30 pm

Members of the Club* can use this thread to identify possible hook-ups.

YOU'RE WELCOME

* for the safety of Club members, xeno is prohibited from this thread

by **Baron Von PWN** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:09 pm

I'm engaged but put committed marriage.

by **2dimes** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:10 pm

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:18 pm

open marriage with Es

by **fadedpsychosis** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:46 pm

married for 4 years, was engaged for 5

by **Symmetry** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:24 pm

Complicated

If there ain't an option for that in the poll, don't expect many honest replies.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:32 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm engaged but put committed marriage.

don't be such a prude, Baron

Army of GOD wrote:open marriage with Es

(Esteban)

Symmetry wrote:Complicated

so that's one vote for Whoring Around

by **ManBungalow** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:35 pm

Image

by **Symmetry** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:37 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm engaged but put committed marriage.

don't be such a prude, Baron

Army of GOD wrote:open marriage with Es

(Esteban)

Symmetry wrote:Complicated

so that's one vote for Whoring Around

It's vaguely nice that you think I'm paid for sex. Alas, I come as i am, based on my own merits.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:38 pm

Symmetry wrote:I come as i am

Let's try to keep this thread clean.

Think of this as ConquerClub's version of eHarmony.com, not ConquerClub's version of AdultFriendFinder.

by **laughingcavalier** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:49 pm

Is there an option for unhappily married?

by **Symmetry** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:52 pm

laughingcavalier wrote:Is there an option for unhappily married?

plus 1 for complicated.

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:28 pm

ITS SPELLED ESMERALDA YOU CUNT

by **BigBallinStalin** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:16 pm

Army of GOD wrote:ITS SPELLED ESMERALDA YOU CUNT

I thought Esteban was a women too, but your mistake is nothing to get angry about. Besides, you told Esmeralda that you had a fun time with Esteban anyway!

by **Lootifer** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:21 pm

Ah great thread to come back to

by **notyou2** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:25 pm

Attached.

by **MoB Deadly** on Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:ITS SPELLED EVIL SEMP YOU CUNT

by **Maugena** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:31 am

I'm in an open relationship with my left and right hands and the next girl that decides to enter my life.
All the parties involved will know well beforehand what they're getting themselves into.

by **Army of GOD** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:34 am

Maugena wrote:I'm in an open relationship with my left and right hands and the next girl that decides to enter my life.
All the parties involved will know well beforehand what they're getting themselves into.

I had to jack it with my left hand once after I injured my hand playing basketball.

Wasn't entirely fun...like throwing a ball with your hand for the first time.

by **Symmetry** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:22 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Maugena wrote:I'm in an open relationship with my left and right hands and the next girl that decides to enter my life.
All the parties involved will know well beforehand what they're getting themselves into.

I had to jack it with my left hand once after I injured my hand playing basketball.

Wasn't entirely fun...like throwing a ball with your hand for the first time.

Perhaps lacking a girlfriend and posting about how you masturbate on the internet might be related. Just a suggestion.

by **Lootifer** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:36 am

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Maugena wrote:I'm in an open relationship with my left and right hands and the next girl that decides to enter my life.
All the parties involved will know well beforehand what they're getting themselves into.

I had to jack it with my left hand once after I injured my hand playing basketball.

Wasn't entirely fun...like throwing a ball with your hand for the first time.

Perhaps lacking a girlfriend and posting about how you masturbate on the internet might be related. Just a suggestion.

f*ck off you prude.

Back OT; yeh left handed takes a bit of practice, but one of the perks you your right hand is free for mouse/balls... Good times.

by **Maugena** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:07 am

Lootifer wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Maugena wrote:I'm in an open relationship with my left and right hands and the next girl that decides to enter my life.
All the parties involved will know well beforehand what they're getting themselves into.

I had to jack it with my left hand once after I injured my hand playing basketball.

Wasn't entirely fun...like throwing a ball with your hand for the first time.

Perhaps lacking a girlfriend and posting about how you masturbate on the internet might be related. Just a suggestion.

f*ck off you prude.

Back OT; yeh left handed takes a bit of practice, but one of the perks you your right hand is free for mouse/balls... Good times.

Yeah, what Lootifer said.
But yeah, man. Even when I do have a girl, I still jack it every day. PUSSY IS NOT ENOUGH.

by **saxitoxin** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:36 pm

Six people answered:

Single, Ready to Mingle
Identify yourselves here and I will use my matchmaking skills to assign you to each other.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:23 pm

by **nietzsche** on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:41 pm

I'm one of the 6, I accepted the SD apartment proposal but I can tell right now I won't be accepting this one.