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Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:50 pm

As some of you may know, I'm a world-class photoshop artist. In fact, I was trained by Leonardo da Vinci himself.

And now, my dear friends, I've come to apply my terrific skills to the menial task of modifying your pictures. I'm sorry, but I just can't help being so tremendously noble. Or having such a beautifully huge ego.

I have done several projects for secretive government agencies, so I have lots of experience in this kind of work.
I have not done several projects for secretive government agencies, so I have no experience in this kind of work.

I specialise in making seamless photo combinations - you won't even be able to tell that I've used two different pictures.

So, without further egotism, I present to you my digital portfolio thus far:


BigBallinStalin

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Woodruff

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PLAYER57832

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Serbia

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nietzsche

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Haggis_McMutton

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AndyDufresne

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NOW TAKING REQUESTS
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby Timminz on Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:58 pm

Do me!
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:03 pm

DO ME DO ME DO ME
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:11 pm

Introducing..

Timminz

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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:19 pm

Wow! These are hands-down the best!
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:29 am

ManBungalow wrote:Introducing..

Timminz

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Pssh, my timminz is better:

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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby Timminz on Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:16 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Introducing..

Timminz

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Pssh, my timminz is better:

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Now now boys, there's enough of me to go around. No need to fight.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:36 pm

I like the BBS one. What about me?


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Postby Serbia on Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:51 pm

I'm not possible to be done.
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:09 pm

ManBungalow doing Serbia:

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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:03 pm

I bet nietz didn't use lube.
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:36 pm

Serbia

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nietzsche

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Haggis_McMutton

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Postby nietzsche on Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:13 pm

Don't I look handsome?

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Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:45 pm

Oh! Oh! What about me? :D

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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:40 pm

Excuse me, ManB. I was so taken by your renditions that I have to ask...

while editing the photos, what motivates you?
Is the art for yourself? Does it naturally occur within you and is expressed seemingly autonomously through your mouse clicks?
How does it work?

And what's a good photo editing program?
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby john9blue on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:17 pm

do me manbungalow

DO ME
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby notyou2 on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:19 pm

Do yourself.
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby john9blue on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:24 pm

notyou2 wrote:Do yourself.


one does not simply do themselves.
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Postby notyou2 on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:26 pm

That was meant for the OP, not everything is about you John.
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby john9blue on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:27 pm

notyou2 wrote:That was meant for the OP, not everything is about you John.


i said "one", not "i" or "me". my post was meant for everybody, not everything is directed towards you bro. get over yourself.
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Postby notyou2 on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:29 pm

I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby john9blue on Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:04 pm

notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.


and being a dick
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby fadedpsychosis on Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:08 pm

john9blue wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.


and being a dick

he's got a darwin fish for an avatar... I thought it was a job requirement for anyone with one of those
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Postby MoB Deadly on Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:08 pm

AWESOME!
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Re: Expert photoshop edits of your photos shop

Postby notyou2 on Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:09 pm

fadedpsychosis wrote:
john9blue wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.


and being a dick

he's got a darwin fish for an avatar... I thought it was a job requirement for anyone with one of those


lol....who's calling who what?
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