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xeno wrote:i bathed with my sister until I got old enough to realize she didnt have a penis too
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fadedpsychosis wrote:xeno wrote:i bathed with my sister until I got old enough to realize she didnt have a penis too
I was going to say something snarky like "So what, last month?" but I'm not quite that mean
Funkyterrance wrote:I'm guessing the age when she starts staring just a little too long is your queue.
You could always just put on some jockey shorts if you're feeling uncomfortable.
saxitoxin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:I'm guessing the age when she starts staring just a little too long is your queue.
You could always just put on some jockey shorts if you're feeling uncomfortable.
His daughter might end up taunting him and making fun of him like the guys who wear clothes into the shower in gym.
Anyway, why do people have to bathe with their children at all? Can't they bathe them without having to jump in? Is it an environmental thing?
Army of GOD wrote:I'm 21 and I'm still bathing with saxitoxin's daughter
Army of GOD wrote:er, I meant your sister, Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3
xeno wrote:i bathed with my sister until I got old enough to realize she didnt have a penis too
jimboston wrote:I think with a daughter it might be 5?
saxitoxin wrote:jimboston wrote:I think with a daughter it might be 5?
As someone who does not have children I would like to reiterate how incredibly creepy I find this thread and note that no one has still explained to me why a parent would ever need to be naked around their child other than in a sauna.
In any case, IIRC, the age of earliest possible memory formation in childhood is 2 so - if you do have to bathe with your child (versus want to) - it shouldn't be after that point.
saxitoxin wrote:jimboston wrote:I think with a daughter it might be 5?
As someone who does not have children I would like to reiterate how incredibly creepy I find this thread and note that no one has still explained to me why a parent would ever need to be naked around their child (other than in a sauna - hat tip to Natty Dread).
In any case, IIRC, the age of earliest possible memory formation in childhood is 2 so - if you do have to bathe with your child (versus want to) - it shouldn't be after that point.
Pedronicus wrote:My daughter is 3. We're still having baths together.
How many more years have I got before I'm arrested?
Gypsys Kiss wrote:and re-start around 42. Lets face it, you'll be an old man and will need help getting in and out.
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