Who do you trust most? PART II

[crazymilkshake5]

sully needs to be added to the list...

[Timminz]

Nagerous, Timminz, and Neitze.

I don't care as much about getting home safely as I care about for sure being the one who gets laid...

...and if there was ever a group of people other than xeno who could give the advice and support needed to help ensure you finally get laid, it would be those three posters.

Wrong

You're right, I beg your pardon. I've corrected it. Thanks for pointing out my error.

[Phatscotty]

Clearly nag, timminz and tkr.

I'd be a great choice, except that I would probably have had a few, and I refuse to drive in that kind of condition. I wouldn't even have brought my car.

Then again, if I did have my car, I would be an excellent choice because I would have remained sober, and could provide a very safe and comfortable ride home in my luxury sedan. I wouldn't even try any funny stuff either. My back seat is too full of CD's and advanced corporate accounting text books for it to be usable in that manner, anyway.

A car back seat full of advanced corporate accounting text books is, I'm guessing, your euphemism for a seedy crime lab.

No, I was being completely literal, except for "back seat". That was a euphemism.

Nagerous, Timminz, and Neitze.

I don't care as much about getting home safely as I care about for sure being the one who gets laid...

...and if there was ever a group of people who could give the advice and support needed to help ensure you finally get laid, it would be those three posters.

HAHAHA I knew how I would handle Nag and Neitze's responses, but I admit yours was a wild card to me.

Nag will say "nah mate, I probly sling more slags than you anyways!" and then we would square off our machismo and take turns one-upping each other for female attention, but just settling for the drunkest hogs in the place at the end of the night and then joke the next morning how we slayed the beasts.

[nagerous]

I definitely would be far too hammered myself to drive anyone home.

[patrickaa317]

kittens?

[nietzsche]

I was once so drunk that my friends decided they couldn't continue the night to their natural conclusion point when no one got lucky (a titties bar) because I would probably have them kicked out, they didn't want to take me to my apartment because somehow I was still wired (I still believe that the foam in which I danced -- tho I don't dance -- had something in it) so they decided they will drive me around until I fall asleep in the car. Somehow they were talking on their phones and I got out of the car and they couldn't find me afterwards. I ended up in jail for 3 days. Had to pay a lawyer and had to beg an idiot not to press charges for trespassing.

That's what I would do to Scotty if he chose me, I'd drug him and leave him somewhere dangerous.

[Phatscotty]

you have evil in your black heart!

I wouldn't trust Neitze....would you?

[Woodruff]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

[Symmetry]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

Dude, telling people that I couldn't drive them home seems to have put me way up in the poll for a person they would want to drive them home.

Vote Sym, I guess?

[fadedpsychosis]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

everyone trust the vulcan to not have fun?

[Funkyterrance]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

everyone trust the vulcan to not have fun?

If he's a vulcan I'm a romulan...

[notyou2]

I voted Andy (everyone knows that they don't serve alcohol to chimps), TGD (he could lawyer his way out of charges if he got stopped while drinking and driving) and Timmy (Maritimers have a natural innate ability to drive well while drunk).

[Serbia]

I am untrustworthy.

[fadedpsychosis]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

everyone trust the vulcan to not have fun?

If he's a vulcan I'm a romulan...

I'd believe it

[Funkyterrance]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

everyone trust the vulcan to not have fun?

If he's a vulcan I'm a romulan...

I'd believe it

Yes, but my grandfather on my mother's side was a vulcan, hence my at least passable grasp of logic.
Next time you are in our star-system be sure to try some of our famous ale!

[nietzsche]

I'm going to choose TGD. He seems pretty responsible.

[thegreekdog]

I'm going to choose TGD. He seems pretty responsible.

Thanks, but I've been drinking since 4:30. It's now 8:30. Just saying.

I've found that the best person to drive me home after a night of drinking is someone who has had nothing to drink. Good luck finding one of those people in this crew.

[fadedpsychosis]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

everyone trust the vulcan to not have fun?

If he's a vulcan I'm a romulan...

I'd believe it

Yes, but my grandfather on my mother's side was a vulcan, hence my at least passable grasp of logic.
Next time you are in our star-system be sure to try some of our famous ale!

the only real difference between a romulan and a vulcan is a matter of philosophy... the latter seeks to rid himself of emotions to become better, the former seeks to harness his emotions to become stonger

which in a way actually explains the ale

[Woodruff]

Based on these two polls, I am viewed as one boring motherfucker.

(Which is largely true, I must admit...)

everyone trust the vulcan to not have fun?

If he's a vulcan I'm a romulan...

I'd believe it

Yes, but my grandfather on my mother's side was a vulcan, hence my at least passable grasp of logic.
Next time you are in our star-system be sure to try some of our famous ale!

the only real difference between a romulan and a vulcan is a matter of philosophy... the latter seeks to rid himself of emotions to become better, the former seeks to harness his emotions to become stonger

Correct. It was a philosophical split against Surak when the Romulans left.

[Funkyterrance]

Yeah guys, I will not enter into a debate about Star Trek, I am way too ill equipped.
I used to watch the old show and I love the movies because one of my parents loved it and I like to borrow the TNG episodes but as far as the intricacies of the races, my knowledge is very limited.
The ale comment was thought provoking I must admit. What a cool concept, Star Trek. Btw, I hate star wars for the most part. Think of the debate that last declaration would start!
LLP,
FT

P.S. - Woodruff, considering all this information, have you ever considered switching teams?

[fadedpsychosis]

Yeah guys, I will not enter into a debate about Star Trek, I am way too ill equipped.
I used to watch the old show and I love the movies because one of my parents loved it and I like to borrow the TNG episodes but as far as the intricacies of the races, my knowledge is very limited.

LLP,
FT

that's ok, I think woodruff and I can cover any gaps in your trek knowledge... I grew up watching ToS and TNG, and my wife is almost obsessed with Q...

edit: just for you FT