WHOM do you trust? Part I - Chocolate Cake

[saxitoxin]

The listed members of The Club have just finished their Ramadan fast. You, successively, invite each member of The Club to spend ten minutes alone in a room in which you've set-out a delicious chocolate gateau. You tell each of them "DON'T EAT THE CAKE." Which three do you trust most to follow your directions?

[jonesthecurl]

Should you now go to the "admit you are wrong" thread and discuss the whole "who/whom" thing?

[Symmetry]

I have a horrific fear of cake, as I associate it now with the beastly boring Stalinesque savagery of late. I'll stick to cucumber sandwiches and tea (lemon, no milk), thank you very much.

[saxitoxin]

I would not vote for Serbia, as he takes WHAT HE WANTS and he takes it WHEN HE WANTS IT.

[fadedpsychosis]

the cake is a lie...

[Funkyterrance]

Maybe instead of cake we should insert: ________, his/her favorite dessert. I'll assume this for my answer. So this is basically a question of respect for one's host? AoG is out, same with BBS... hmm. I think I would trust Ray Rider, Juan and TBK if pressed. While a lot of these players seem also to be generally respectful in this aspect I fear they could fall prey to a "cookie monster" moment of weakness.

[Neoteny]

These threads have made me realize how much I don't trust any of you fuckers. I can't even, in good conscience, vote for myself in this one.

[BigBallinStalin]

These threads have made me realize how much I don't trust any of you fuckers. I can't even, in good conscience, vote for myself in this one.

I voted for you to boost your self-esteem!

[Neoteny]

It's less about self-esteem and more about that looking like a damn fine cake. And, I mean, come on, Ramadan just ended.

[BigBallinStalin]

Are you suggesting that you can't be trusted because you would defile the cake with your ballsack?

[Neoteny]

Only if my wife is around. Otherwise: KEEP YOUR PAGAN RITUALS OFF MY CAKE

[Funkyterrance]

Are you suggesting that you can't be trusted because you would defile the cake with your ballsack?

Mmmmm, balsack.

[nietzsche]

xeno, have you seen his abs?? He spends too much time photoshoping to have time to eat a cake.

[jimboston]

The listed members of The Club have just finished their Ramadan fast. You, successively, invite each member of The Club to spend ten minutes alone in a room in which you've set-out a delicious chocolate gateau. You tell each of them "DON'T EAT THE CAKE." Which three do you trust most to follow your directions?

Since I don't fast for Ramadan you can assume I just left the Capital Grill and had the 18oz Ribeye... so I couldn't possibly eat that cake.

Also... if there's no milk it's a non-started. I won't touch chocolate cake without a nice tall glass of cold milk or some sort of milk or coffee based mixed drink to wash it down.

[jimboston]

Also... I am hurt by your exclusion of my name as a possible candidate.

[notyou2]

Also... I am hurt by your exclusion of my name as a possible candidate.

If it was Boston cream pie, I'm sure Saxi would have included you JimBo.

[saxitoxin]

Since I don't fast for Ramadan you can assume I just left the Capital Grill and had the 18oz Ribeye... so I couldn't possibly eat that cake.

Also... if there's no milk it's a non-started. I won't touch chocolate cake without a nice tall glass of cold milk or some sort of milk or coffee based mixed drink to wash it down.

Also... I am hurt by your exclusion of my name as a possible candidate.

Why would I include you? You don't fast for Ramadan and I assume you probably just left the Capital Grill and had the 18oz Ribeye. Also, there's no milk.

[jimboston]

Since I don't fast for Ramadan you can assume I just left the Capital Grill and had the 18oz Ribeye... so I couldn't possibly eat that cake.

Also... if there's no milk it's a non-started. I won't touch chocolate cake without a nice tall glass of cold milk or some sort of milk or coffee based mixed drink to wash it down.

Also... I am hurt by your exclusion of my name as a possible candidate.

Why would I include you? You don't fast for Ramadan and I assume you probably just left the Capital Grill and had the 18oz Ribeye. Also, there's no milk.

I'm beginning to think you don't like me... I'm never in your polls!

[squishyg]

If i guess right, do I get cake?

I voted AoG because his little legs and arms can't reach the table. Yes, I realize that hedges the trust issue, but I believe in not creating temptation.

[saxitoxin]

Since I don't fast for Ramadan you can assume I just left the Capital Grill and had the 18oz Ribeye... so I couldn't possibly eat that cake.

Also... if there's no milk it's a non-started. I won't touch chocolate cake without a nice tall glass of cold milk or some sort of milk or coffee based mixed drink to wash it down.

Also... I am hurt by your exclusion of my name as a possible candidate.

Why would I include you? You don't fast for Ramadan and I assume you probably just left the Capital Grill and had the 18oz Ribeye. Also, there's no milk.

I'm beginning to think you don't like me... I'm never in your polls!

JI-JI-JI-JIMMMMMMMMMMMM BOzzzzzzzzztonnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

you were in the last poll and all you did was bitch that no one was voting for you

I voted AoG because his little legs and arms can't reach the table.

this is a good point - plus too much chocolate before bed gives him an upset tummy-tum

[Funkyterrance]

I voted AoG because his little legs and arms can't reach the table.

this is a good point - plus too much chocolate before bed gives him an upset tummy-tum

Lolz...
Cmon Saxi, plz make another and just put in the appropriate options/scenario for the sake of the more easily bruised members.
*cocks head, stares at feet and gently kicks some sand around*
By now you are going to need a hammer and chisel to carve that cake anyway.

[Ray Rider]

Maybe instead of cake we should insert: ________, his/her favorite dessert. I'll assume this for my answer. So this is basically a question of respect for one's host? AoG is out, same with BBS... hmm. I think I would trust Ray Rider, Juan and TBK if pressed. While a lot of these players seem also to be generally respectful in this aspect I fear they could fall prey to a "cookie monster" moment of weakness.

Honest, I wouldn't eat it!

[Funkyterrance]

Maybe instead of cake we should insert: ________, his/her favorite dessert. I'll assume this for my answer. So this is basically a question of respect for one's host? AoG is out, same with BBS... hmm. I think I would trust Ray Rider, Juan and TBK if pressed. While a lot of these players seem also to be generally respectful in this aspect I fear they could fall prey to a "cookie monster" moment of weakness.

Honest, I wouldn't eat it!

Yeah no I meant those others I didn't mention but your post totally hit my funny bone, thanks.
Phatscotty=Cookiemonster

[Ray Rider]

Yeah no I meant those others I didn't mention but your post totally hit my funny bone, thanks.
Phatscotty=Cookiemonster

Sorry, when I hear my name dropped in someone else's conversation:

[fadedpsychosis]

Yeah no I meant those others I didn't mention but your post totally hit my funny bone, thanks.
Phatscotty=Cookiemonster

Sorry, when I hear my name dropped in someone else's conversation:

you're a hoot ray...