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The ULTIMATE troll

Postby nietzsche on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:28 pm

Who would you say is the ultimate troll here?
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Symmetry on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:35 pm

I'm going for an early play on this one, sports fans, by playing the pedant card.

What does nietse mean by "ultimate"?

Is Niiuzhe's using a definition meaning the "greatest" troll?

Or does Noitzchczes mean "the last" troll?
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby john9blue on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:41 pm

i thought phatscotty was a troll?

at least that's what i keep hearing.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:43 pm

I just applied to audition as a troll in a movie. Does that count?
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Neoteny on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:43 pm

I'm more interested in the INTIMATE troll.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Symmetry on Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:47 pm

john9blue wrote:i thought phatscotty was a troll?

at least that's what i keep hearing.


If you stop reading out loud, you'll hear it less. If that doesn't help, make an appointment with a doctor.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Woodruff on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:05 pm

Both Phatscotty and I are missing from this poll? Fail.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby nietzsche on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:11 pm

added Phatscotty and Woodrff, poll reseted.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:14 pm

Ultimate troll? It's like the highlander man. There can only be one. Pick three, what a load of bologna!
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Woodruff on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:18 pm

nietzsche wrote:added Phatscotty and Woodrff, poll reseted.


You are wise beyond your years.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:25 pm

From a Vulcan, "Wise beyond your ears" is praise indeed.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Ray Rider on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:26 pm

Woodruff wrote:
nietzsche wrote:added Phatscotty and Woodrff, poll reseted.


You are wise beyond your years.

Yeah, I nominated you for following Phatscotty around all the time and trolling him; besides that, maybe PS & JB for posting a ton of partisan pictures and videos that most people don't care about?
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Ray Rider on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:37 pm

On second thought, where's Pimpdave on this poll? Or has he been away too long to qualify?
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Yo soy segundo

Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:00 am

Is there a prize?
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:31 am

I voted for me
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:44 am

Gillipig is such a poor troll that he doesn't even belong on this list.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:10 am

Interesting results.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby jimboston on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:21 am

Army of GOD wrote:I voted for me


You aspire to greatness but fail... sorry.

Ultimately I think it's because you're probably not an ass in real life.
I think you need to be a real life ass in order to be a great troll.

So please take my not voting for you as a compliment.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:45 am

Does the winner give everyone a blow job?
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby whitestazn88 on Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:35 pm

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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:55 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Does the winner give everyone a blow job?


Probably not. If they did, it would be AoG in a landslide.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Maugena on Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:16 pm

Symmetry wrote:Or does Noitzchczes mean "the last" troll?

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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby john9blue on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:32 pm

scotty's winning!

i'm glad i petitioned him to be on the ballot. he was a shoe-in.
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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby bedub1 on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:42 pm

john9blue wrote:scotty's winning!

i'm glad i petitioned him to be on the ballot. he was a shoe-in.

We should have a revote with these winners and include pimpdave. And thanks for petitioning to include scotty.

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Re: The ULTIMATE troll

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:09 pm

Poor, dear, sweet, misunderstood Pimpdave. :(
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