A thread.

[2dimes]

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[Symmetry]

Wasn't this already in a thread for everyone, then in another thread just for people who oppose evolution?

[2dimes]

Yeah.

[Symmetry]

Evolution thread that this set of questions span off of of, where everyone was welcome:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=110240

The thread where these questions are asked specifically to opponents of evolution:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=182849

[2dimes]

I didn't see penises in those threads. Granted I didn't go through the pages of the long one again.

[Symmetry]

Wasn't this already in a thread for everyone?

No.
Can you not tell the difference between the threads you quoted, and this one?

This is parody thread of spin off thread that Jones made when he got understandably annoyed about people opposed to the idea of evolution not replying and/or having his posts derailed by other folks in the thread about God?

Am I close?

It seems like I have a good take on how this thread evolved, and it doesn't seem intelligently designed.

[2dimes]

Never mind.

[2dimes]

This is parody thread of spin off thread that Jones made when he got understandably annoyed about people opposed to the idea of evolution not replying and/or having his posts derailed by other folks in the thread about God?

Am I close?

No. Feel free to continue whatever you're up to here, I'm going to attempt to ignore it. Though I will have no choice but to mock you soon enough.

Later.

[Symmetry]

This is parody thread of spin off thread that Jones made when he got understandably annoyed about people opposed to the idea of evolution not replying and/or having his posts derailed by other folks in the thread about God?

Am I close?

No. Feel free to continue whatever you're up to here, I'm going to attempt to ignore it. Though I will have no choice but to mock you soon enough.

Later.

Dude, the only person replying to you is me.

Well, technically, you're also posting responses to yourself here,

Either way, it's not a good sign that you think this will end well,

[Gillipig]

Wasn't this already in a thread for everyone?

No.
Can you not tell the difference between the threads you quoted, and this one?

This is parody thread of spin off thread that Jones made when he got understandably annoyed about people opposed to the idea of evolution not replying and/or having his posts derailed by other folks in the thread about God?

Am I close?

It seems like I have a good take on how this thread evolved, and it doesn't seem intelligently designed.

Haha, I see what you did there .

[Symmetry]

Wasn't this already in a thread for everyone?

No.
Can you not tell the difference between the threads you quoted, and this one?

This is parody thread of spin off thread that Jones made when he got understandably annoyed about people opposed to the idea of evolution not replying and/or having his posts derailed by other folks in the thread about God?

Am I close?

It seems like I have a good take on how this thread evolved, and it doesn't seem intelligently designed.

Haha, I see what you did there .

Does the smiley mean I was close?

[Gillipig]

Wasn't this already in a thread for everyone?

No.
Can you not tell the difference between the threads you quoted, and this one?

This is parody thread of spin off thread that Jones made when he got understandably annoyed about people opposed to the idea of evolution not replying and/or having his posts derailed by other folks in the thread about God?

Am I close?

It seems like I have a good take on how this thread evolved, and it doesn't seem intelligently designed.

Haha, I see what you did there .

Does the smiley mean I was close?

I think the smiley meant I enjoyed your use of "intelligently designed", but you should probably ask a professor of smiliology.................

[Symmetry]

Wasn't this already in a thread for everyone?

No.
Can you not tell the difference between the threads you quoted, and this one?

This is parody thread of spin off thread that Jones made when he got understandably annoyed about people opposed to the idea of evolution not replying and/or having his posts derailed by other folks in the thread about God?

Am I close?

It seems like I have a good take on how this thread evolved, and it doesn't seem intelligently designed.

Haha, I see what you did there .

Does the smiley mean I was close?

I think the smiley meant I enjoyed your use of "intelligently designed", but you should probably ask a professor of smiliology.................

I'm just glad someone else is here to talk him down,

[Gillipig]

Haha, I see what you did there .

Does the smiley mean I was close?

I think the smiley meant I enjoyed your use of "intelligently designed", but you should probably ask a professor of smiliology.................

I'm just glad someone else is here to talk him down,

But I'm neutral! Haven't you noticed how my comments always are politically correct ?

[Funkyterrance]

Only Jonesy could make that thread work since he's not the type to ridicule and nobody would be foolish enough to make an complete ass of themselves by spamming/flaming a thread created by jonesy of all people. Not for nothing but no one is interested in what evolutionists think about those questions because they are force fed the answers to all those questions to the point where their jarheads are permanently set in stone.

[Gillipig]

Only Jonesy could make that thread work since he's not the type to ridicule and nobody would be foolish enough to make an complete ass of themselves by spamming/flaming a thread created by jonesy of all people. Not for nothing but no one is interested in what evolutionists think about those questions because they are force fed the answers to all those questions to the point where their jarheads are permanently set in stone.

Punctuation Terrance, use it, It's a gift!

[Symmetry]

My work here is done.

[Funkyterrance]

Only Jonesy could make that thread work since he's not the type to ridicule and nobody would be foolish enough to make an complete ass of themselves by spamming/flaming a thread created by jonesy of all people. Not for nothing but no one is interested in what evolutionists think about those questions because they are force fed the answers to all those questions to the point where their jarheads are permanently set in stone.

Punctuation Terrance, use it, It's a gift!

Eh, you've got me all wrong Gillipig. I'm not overly concerned.

[Gillipig]

Only Jonesy could make that thread work since he's not the type to ridicule and nobody would be foolish enough to make an complete ass of themselves by spamming/flaming a thread created by jonesy of all people. Not for nothing but no one is interested in what evolutionists think about those questions because they are force fed the answers to all those questions to the point where their jarheads are permanently set in stone.

Punctuation Terrance, use it, It's a gift!

Eh, you've got me all wrong Gillipig. I'm not overly concerned.

I know you aren't, and that's your problem .

[jonesthecurl]

OK the reason I started the original thread was this:
There are a number of people in cc (and elsewhere, but this won't reach them) who doubt the whole evolution thing. They get ridiculed and lots of of people fling stuff at them, they fling stuff back, nobody gets anywhere.
One thing which doesn't normally come to the fore is where these people stand. It seems to me that they don't all stand together, although they do seem to provide substantially the same backing for their opinion (mainly the Bible and various evo-doubter websites).

But some believe God made everything just like in Genesis, in 6 days, etc etc. Others say no, the universe is billions of years old, but not man - or "days" means something else. Some say all good christians will be taken up in the "rapture", others say the Bible doesn't say that at all. Some think aliens and angels are the same thing. And so forth.
I thought it would be instructive for everybody, including the evo-doubters themselves, to see how much common ground they actually have, and to explain to each other why their own stance is the correct one. Without a bunch of atheists (like, admittedly, myself) whacking them around the head from a "Science is good, science is true, you guys are full of crap" point of view.

[Funkyterrance]

Punctuation Terrance, use it, It's a gift!

Eh, you've got me all wrong Gillipig. I'm not overly concerned.

I know you aren't, and that's your problem .

Au contraire, mon frere. I don't even notice when I do it while it seems to irk you to the point where you feel the need to correct it. Wherein does the problem lie then?

[Funkyterrance]

OK the reason I started the original thread was this:
There are a number of people in cc (and elsewhere, but this won't reach them) who doubt the whole evolution thing. They get ridiculed and lots of of people fling stuff at them, they fling stuff back, nobody gets anywhere.
One thing which doesn't normally come to the fore is where these people stand. It seems to me that they don't all stand together, although they do seem to provide substantially the same backing for their opinion (mainly the Bible and various evo-doubter websites).

But some believe God made everything just like in Genesis, in 6 days, etc etc. Others say no, the universe is billions of years old, but not man - or "days" means something else. Some say all good christians will be taken up in the "rapture", others say the Bible doesn't say that at all. Some think aliens and angels are the same thing. And so forth.
I thought it would be instructive for everybody, including the evo-doubters themselves, to see how much common ground they actually have, and to explain to each other why their own stance is the correct one. Without a bunch of atheists (like, admittedly, myself) whacking them around the head from a "Science is good, science is true, you guys are full of crap" point of view.

Jonesy, for the record, you're the least obnoxious, most level headed atheist I know. That's meant as a compliment, btw.

[betiko]

OK the reason I started the original thread was this:
There are a number of people in cc (and elsewhere, but this won't reach them) who doubt the whole evolution thing. They get ridiculed and lots of of people fling stuff at them, they fling stuff back, nobody gets anywhere.
One thing which doesn't normally come to the fore is where these people stand. It seems to me that they don't all stand together, although they do seem to provide substantially the same backing for their opinion (mainly the Bible and various evo-doubter websites).

But some believe God made everything just like in Genesis, in 6 days, etc etc. Others say no, the universe is billions of years old, but not man - or "days" means something else. Some say all good christians will be taken up in the "rapture", others say the Bible doesn't say that at all. Some think aliens and angels are the same thing. And so forth.
I thought it would be instructive for everybody, including the evo-doubters themselves, to see how much common ground they actually have, and to explain to each other why their own stance is the correct one. Without a bunch of atheists (like, admittedly, myself) whacking them around the head from a "Science is good, science is true, you guys are full of crap" point of view.

well actually I ve been very impressed... there are trully adult people out there thinking the earth is 6000 years old
Have these guys observed erosion, volcanic activities, tectonic plates, earthquakes, clear evidences of past climate changes, fossils, petroleum... have these guys ever taken a look at nature with their own eyes?? how far can the stupidity go???

[Lootifer]

I FUCKING LOVE TESTS!

I. How old is the earth? Isnt it something like 13 billion?
2. How old is the universe? Oh that bad boy is real fucking old, they worked out a rough estimate but I cant remember the number
3. How old is humanity? Depends if you count the neaderthols; 50k tops i'd say
4. Were there ever dinosaurs? Yessir
5. If "yes" to 4, have they all gone and when? Meteor!!!!!!
6. Who built the pyramids? A population of crazy cat ladies and their manservants
7. Is or was the Radio Church of God a reliable source of information? I dont know what that is, but ima lock in no
8. Will there be a rapture? Nope, we all die when either the sun explodes or we destroy earth ourselves, no god required here; we're more than stupid enough
9. Are these the last days? Nah plenty of time yet. I give a good thousand years at least
10. Are there really angels? Nah, deep down all woman are bitches... I think i misinterpreted this one.
11. Are there really aliens? Almost certainly; you roll the dice enough times...
12. What is the relationship between angels and aliens? There isnt one
13. Is Satan real? No

How did i do?

[Funkyterrance]

well actually I ve been very impressed... there are trully adult people out there thinking the earth is 6000 years old
Have these guys observed erosion, volcanic activities, tectonic plates, earthquakes, clear evidences of past climate changes, fossils, petroleum... have these guys ever taken a look at nature with their own eyes?? how far can the stupidity go???

Dude, you realize that this is just the sort of thing Jonesy is looking to avoid?
Your "thoughts" on the subject are NOTHING NEW. You don't appear smarter, you don't appear cooler, you're just acting like a parrot. I don't think you realize how ignorant you come off in your intolerance of anyone who has a different viewpoint than yourself. That's the major downfall of many who hold your belief system.