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1. Proper pronunciation of Isaac Asimov:


"I-sick Assy-mouf."



2. Thus confirming that he is a toilet-head.
3. He has no other redeeming features.
4. Therefore, he shall be stricken from the annals of history.


QED

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Spotswood wrote:Huh.
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I pulled your mum while dancing the robot; thus Isick Assmouth is awesome. QEDxinfinity.
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You're lucky he's dead or he would come over there and kick your assymouf.
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You have no Foundation for saying that.
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jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.
Jonesy, +3


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This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.
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Army of GOD wrote:This War of the Worlds isn't going to fly anymore. We should burn this thread at Fahrenheit 451.
AOG, -451


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Why did I lose points? Because I have Orange Clockwork?
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AoG +1 for the same reason Fox News is funny.
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If BBS persists, I may have to employ The Weapon Too Dreadful to Use.
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Oh, oh, oh,....................I robot
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Thread about as useful as The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline.
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We sure are entering a Brave New World.

I hope we don't need an Introduction to Quantum Mechanics 2nd Edition.
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jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.
Liar!

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Army of GOD wrote:We sure are entering a Brave New World.

I hope we don't need an Introduction to Quantum Mechanics 2nd Edition.
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Is it time for Economics in One Lesson?
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Cosmopolitan?
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x-raider wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:You have no Foundation for saying that.
Liar!

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Are you positronic about that?
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The correct pronunciation for I.A. comes from a poetry contest held by a famous sci-fi magazine publication where the sci-fi author was supposed to be the last thing in the poem. The poem written for I.A. involved skinny dipping.

"But when it came to swimming,
His clothing he must doff.
Without a moment's hesitation,
Isaac Asimov."

[(h)as 'em off]
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Is it time for Economics in One Lesson?
You forgot Moby Dick?
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Not his best-known...
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My first Asimov book as a very young child was "The Moon." I still have it today in the basement. Come to think of it I was only 6 when this children's book came out in 1967.
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tzor wrote:My first Asimov book as a very young child was "The Moon." I still have it today in the basement. Come to think of it I was only 6 when this children's book came out in 1967.
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