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Which of this month's Obama scandals is your FAV?

 
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Which of this month's Obama scandals is your FAV?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu May 09, 2013 7:54 pm

IRS-gate 1: IRS targets conservative groups for extra audits

IRS-gate 2: IRS targets Jewish groups for extra audits

IRS-gate 3: IRS targets journalists who criticize Obama for extra audits

AP-gate: Eric Holder taps the phone lines of journalists reporting on whistleblowers

Benghazi-gate: something-something Benghazi

Fast & Furious Still the Fav
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Re: Male Stripper Invited to Tea at White House

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 09, 2013 8:12 pm

Instead of "pin the tail on the donkey" they could have played "paint the eyebrows on the prince."
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Re: Male Stripper Invited to Tea at White House

Postby spurgistan on Thu May 09, 2013 8:28 pm

The headline reminded me of Jeff Gannon. Today was a good day.
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Re: Male Stripper Invited to Tea at White House

Postby Serbia on Thu May 09, 2013 8:32 pm

spurgistan wrote:Today was a good day.

Didn't have to use my AK

Bollocks.
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Re: Male Stripper Invited to Tea at White House

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri May 10, 2013 1:38 am

I missed the joke but I figure any saxi thread is worth more than 3 posts before it falls off the face of the earth.
Btw, I'm still hoping for the Bedknobs and Broomsticks musical thread to make a comeback. The title alone is rousing.
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Re: Male Stripper Invited to Tea at White House

Postby Night Strike on Fri May 10, 2013 4:33 am

This is new? Bill Clinton was in the White House for 8 years.
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Re: Male Stripper Invited to Tea at White House

Postby thegreekdog on Fri May 10, 2013 6:57 am

Night Strike wrote:This is new? Bill Clinton was in the White House for 8 years.


Well done.

The stripper was there because he also served in the military and the luncheon (or tea) was related to mothers' day and thanking the mothers serving in the military.

Still... they could have at least sent the stripper to the Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Biden table.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri May 10, 2013 8:01 am

Were they eating at a snooker table like the Beverly hillbillies? He likes to perform at those best.
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Re: Dennis Rodman: "Obama can't do shit - f*ck him!"

Postby Serbia on Fri May 10, 2013 6:30 pm

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THIS THERRAD

Bollocks.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri May 10, 2013 6:37 pm

It's been recycled, Scotty style.
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Re: Dennis Rodman: "Obama can't do shit - f*ck him!"

Postby Dukasaur on Fri May 10, 2013 7:18 pm

Serbia wrote:WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THIS THERRAD

Bollocks.

Symmetry didn't take the bait, so saxi got bored, and now he's going to see if he can get Juan Bottom riled up.
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Re: Male Stripper Invited to Tea at White House

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri May 10, 2013 7:35 pm

Serbia wrote:
spurgistan wrote:Today was a good day.

Didn't have to use my AK

Bollocks.


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Re: Dennis Rodman: "Obama can't do shit - f*ck him!"

Postby / on Fri May 10, 2013 7:52 pm

I don't know, what foreseeable benefits does the Untied States receive by acknowledging Kim Jong-un's histrionics?
Is he a trustworthy ally?
Is there something we need from North Korea?
It's a shame that North Korea's draconian laws have possibly ruined the life of a US citizen, but that's just the tiniest tip of the iceburg regarding how many suffer at their government's hands. If there is to be an effort in the name of "humanity" or "justice", it needs to be a lot bigger than some minor press-mongering hostage negotiations.
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Re: Dennis Rodman: "Obama can't do shit - f*ck him!"

Postby rishaed on Fri May 10, 2013 7:54 pm

/ wrote:I don't know, what foreseeable benefits does the Untied States receive by acknowledging Kim Jong-un's histrionics?
Is he a trustworthy ally?
Is there something we need from North Korea?
It's a shame that North Korea's draconian laws have possibly ruined the life of a US citizen, but that's just the tiniest tip of the iceburg regarding how many suffer at their government's hands. If there is to be an effort in the name of "humanity" or "justice", it needs to be a lot bigger than some minor press-mongering hostage negotiations.

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Re: Dennis Rodman: "Obama can't do shit - f*ck him!"

Postby Serbia on Fri May 10, 2013 7:55 pm

As an American, North Korea is quite high on my list of "places I shall never visit".

Bollocks.
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Re: Dennis Rodman: "Obama can't do shit - f*ck him!"

Postby saxitoxin on Fri May 10, 2013 8:11 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Serbia wrote:WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THIS THERRAD

Bollocks.

Symmetry didn't take the bait, so saxi got bored, and now he's going to see if he can get Juan Bottom riled up.


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Postby 2dimes on Fri May 10, 2013 10:13 pm

But Juan makes the honey badger look like a fuss budget.
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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby nietzsche on Sat May 11, 2013 1:33 am

Did Scotty hijack saxi's account?
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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby notyou2 on Sat May 11, 2013 7:37 am

Get the option with the sun roof. You won't regret it.
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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby Serbia on Sat May 11, 2013 9:23 am

THIS LATEST QUESTION IS A TRICK QUESTION

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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby Army of GOD on Sat May 11, 2013 3:23 pm

Is this a trap thread for me?
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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby Metsfanmax on Sat May 11, 2013 3:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Is this a trap thread for me?


No, you need to have a penis to qualify.
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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby saxitoxin on Sat May 11, 2013 4:50 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Is this a trap thread for me?


No, you need to have a penis to qualify.


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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby tzor on Sat May 11, 2013 5:03 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Would you rather humans have retractable penises like other species or are you okay with the non-retractable variety?


Saxi, please stop with these deep philosophical questions; this board is not worthy of them.

OK the following is from a purely male perspective. Retractable penises expand during sexual intercourse. As a guy I really like the ability to urinate from an upright position, a feat possible because I have a penis that can be extended beyond my trousers. Yes I know, it is possible that a species can evolve enough intelligence to invent a "She-Wee" but I like the ability to not have to rely on silicone based technology to urinate.

Of course, i'm sure that the female might have other thoughts, especially if we consider the model of the duck, because the male penis would expand within the female vagina assuring the correct size every time! Mind you ducks also have corkscrew vaginae and penises and it's a lot more complicated than that but you get the general idea.
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Re: Retractable Penises

Postby tkr4lf on Sat May 11, 2013 10:39 pm

tzor wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Would you rather humans have retractable penises like other species or are you okay with the non-retractable variety?


Saxi, please stop with these deep philosophical questions; this board is not worthy of them.

OK the following is from a purely male perspective. Retractable penises expand during sexual intercourse. As a guy I really like the ability to urinate from an upright position, a feat possible because I have a penis that can be extended beyond my trousers. Yes I know, it is possible that a species can evolve enough intelligence to invent a "She-Wee" but I like the ability to not have to rely on silicone based technology to urinate.

Of course, i'm sure that the female might have other thoughts, especially if we consider the model of the duck, because the male penis would expand within the female vagina assuring the correct size every time! Mind you ducks also have corkscrew vaginae and penises and it's a lot more complicated than that but you get the general idea.

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