$25 a year is cheap. No wonder.

[BoganGod]

Can we give lt.Futt a medal for being the Most Unintentionally Funny GD Poster?

Let me talk to blake and see if we can get a MUFGDP medal organised

+1

+1

[BoganGod]

But you mentioned sexual harassment, thus responded in a normative fashion:

O mi God!

"Betiko and BoganGod share time using heavy dildo on me!"

Are you upset that you can't be part of the Heavy Dildo-Sharing team? What gives?

I never said the dildo-sharing sex gods and lumber jacks, Betiko and BoganGod, use dildo on you, as didlo is to be used by others on me exclusively. That's Nietschzian argument against reality. Nietschze didn't make much sense conversating with a horse and broke down started cry.

Fixed

Nietzsche's favourite bible verse was also the shortest sentence in the bible. Jesus wept. This is a sentence Nietzsche could identify with. If Nietzsche was reading this thread prior to the onset of late stage syphilis he would be weeping.

The OP is going to great lengths to prove through lived experience that whilst modern medicine broadens the gene pool(those that would have otherwise died survive for long enough to breed with other unfortunate mutants), the gene pool is not improved and is very shallow at the edges.

If Kant had been exposed to the frothing and foaming utterances of the OP he may well have embraced nihilism, and spurned his faith in that which could not be scientifically proven.

[lt.Futt]

have you tried not being an idiot?

Jesus think you're a jerk. And that will be true.

This reply of yours has cropped up four times in the same thread, either he's ignoring you or you're on his foe list in which case he's definitely ignoring you.

It seems to me that you would have more success in asking a dog to try not being a dog.

Artimis you modified dog.

[lt.Futt]

Arf! Arf! Arf! Betiko! Betiko! Arf!

And they call it puppy lo-o-o-ove! La-la-lalla-la.

[BoganGod]

Arf! Arf! Arf! Betiko! Betiko! Arf!

And they call it puppy lo-o-o-ove! La-la-lalla-la. I don't understand so I trivialise, look at me, look at me

Fixed kiddo

[lt.Futt]

The bump for today.

A collection of frequent bull shit dice games. Count my opponents expanding. I should started a thread like this several years ago. It'd been the most frequent thread.

If you're here just to act like the clown you are without have a clue what a vast difference in terts for the setting is, stay away from leave a comment. I might just foe you. These games are extremes.

10.26.2013 Game 13508862 Round 5. 30 terts vs 14.
10.27.2013 Game 13508862 Round 6. 27 terts and 3 full kingdoms vs 15. He even run another 12 terts. This guy even complaint about bad dice.
10.27.2013 Game 13512912 Round 3. 21 terts + a Village vs mine 21. Round 4 knock out all of one of my Kingdom's. Far over the top.
10.27.2013 Game 13514844 Knock out my Kingdom in round 5 which is extreme. I ran across the map to hit back just to meet his 2nd Kingdom's gate blocked by just as big stack as my main stack. Two extremes.
10.28.2013 Game 13519207 Another Private 1 Class. Noth that his dice were extreme but mine extreme bad. Round 15 he drop 18 troops + two villages. My main stack carry 16.
10.28.2013 Game 13519948 Another.
10.28.2013 Game 13519991 Yet another. And second in order. Second in order. Second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13523253, Game 13523299, Game 13523352, Game 13523393, Game 13523515. X games in a row second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13524200 One side dice on my disfavor.
10.31.2013 Game 13533139 What's scary. This guy actually even talk about dice in my favor. We've played some games. He just do it in game after game after game after game. But it's me that has the luck. I wonder what this guy are used to when it comes to luck.
11.01.2013 Game 13533421 Same as above.
11.01.2013 Game 13533732 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.02.2013 Game 13537676 OPPONENT complain about dice.
11.02.2013 Game 13539414 Complete unintresting game due one side dice. Second in order.
11.02.2013 Game 13539923 Same. One side dice in my disfavor. Second in order.
11.02.2013 Game 13540602 Another one. First in order but drop and one side dice in my disfavor.
11.02.2013 Game 13542074 I had 2-3 game balls but failed over and over. Second in order.
11.03.2013 Game 13544115 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544102 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544084 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544885 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13545463 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13545997 Extreme one side dice n my disfavor.
11.04.2013 Game 13548275 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.04.2014 Game 13548528 Top 10 most extreme one side dice in my disfavor.

[betiko]

i looked yesterday at the new scoreboard, and you were amongst the best performers of the month. you are just getting a few losers after being terribly lucky, get over it.

[Artimis]

For two days I had dared to hope that this thread was finished with.

lt.Futt, post in the Official Dice Bitch Thread instead, you can also compare your own perceived misfortune with the perceived misfortune of others as well, It may prove enlightening.

[BoganGod]

Like a dog returning to it's vomit. You can't teach fart new tricks he/she is a TEACHER.....Where are mods when you need them.



Rename thread - my strategy suxes and I like to bleat about it.

[lt.Futt]

Where's my dildo when I am in need?

You sure are alright. I can see that.

[betiko]

Where's my dildo when I am in need?

You sure are alright. I can see that.

are you calling me messy? the fucking dildo is always kept in the same plce, have you not been giving a f*ck about the conversation? now you really pissed me off. Did you steal it or something you whale killer?

[lt.Futt]

Where's my dildo when I am in need?

I come to rescue my friend! Here's our darling. I did borrow from you while you were away.

You take care of this, buddies.

[lt.Futt]

are you calling me messy? the fucking dildo is always kept in the same plce, have you not been giving a f*ck about the conversation? now you really pissed me off. Did you steal it or something you whale killer?

Someone got to kill animals we eat. Get real.

What I am gonna tell now is really true. I am not kidding. We had whale casserole sunday. Wednesday we will try make it again at my work cause it was so successful. Simple recipe and tastes heavenly! I love whale casserole! Cream sause with onion and paprika, mashed potatoes and cranberries. Yummy! And Beer. *Burp!*

[betiko]

are you calling me messy? the fucking dildo is always kept in the same plce, have you not been giving a f*ck about the conversation? now you really pissed me off. Did you steal it or something you whale killer?

Someone got to kill animals we eat. Get real.

What I am gonna tell now is really true. I am not kidding. We had whale casserole sunday. Wednesday we will try make it again at my work cause it was so successful. Simple recipe and tastes heavenly! I love whale casserole! Cream sause with onion and paprika, mashed potatoes and cranberries. Yummy! And Beer. *Burp!*

Then don t complain about your bad karma!

[Dukasaur]

Then don t complain about your bad karma!

That's bad karma!

[blakebowling]

I think this thread has gone on far enough. I'm sure we've all had enough laughs.