the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[apey]

WTF is that dude just dude!!!

[2dimes]

It's why we had to clean up.

Quick, get to the next page.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Not my problem this time.

[apey]

oh well

moving on

[2dimes]

It's not really a bucket though.

[apey]

yeah taht is a colander

[Quirk]

[apey]

damnit we just got the gross stuff on the other page quirk!!

[AndyDufresne]

damnit we just got the gross stuff on the other page quirk!!

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**


--Andy

[apey]

lol
better

[2dimes]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjybge ... -way_music

[DoomYoshi]

HOW IS THIS STILL GOING???? THIS IS ABSURD! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! END THIS MADNESS NOW!

quick post some muscle picks so we can get to the next page

[2dimes]

2dimes, where's that pic at? You know which one.

I still don't.

[muy_thaiguy]

2dimes, where's that pic at? You know which one.

I still don't.

Then YOU FAIL!

Close, but not quite.

[2dimes]

Hmmm. I might know. Then again I'm not the one that wants it found. Cookie?

[Quirk]

The original pic is lost in time, like tears in rain.

[2dimes]

See you're in trouble if my archivist says he does not have it. If it's the one I think it is, it might be wicked's cousin. Blame kingarcillies for erasing the 'stache forum.

[2dimes]

Now y'all are making me want to drink, so stop talking about alcohol!

[targetman377]

i don't like cookies

[targetman377]

ohhhh boy drunk post!!!! Wow it's been a long time since drunk post. So how is everyone.... I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! Oh wait that's a little over the top.

[2dimes]

Hmm, looks more like fakedrunkpost.

[rdsrds2120]

damnit we just got the gross stuff on the other page quirk!!

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**


--Andy

--Gomez

[2dimes]

[2dimes]

[AndyDufresne]

So, have you heard about the Infinite Monkey Theorem? You probably have.

"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Two years ago Jesse Anderson [a 'creative engineer'] used Amazon's cloud computing resources to create a virtual monkey army that quickly and randomly assembled works of the Bard. (Anderson has a nice visualization on his website of the way the words emerged in Shakespeare's poem A Lovers Complaint.)

Check it out here, and you can see it in action, sort of: http://www.jesse-anderson.com/monkeysvis/monkeys.htm Move your cursor over the poem.

You can choose other works in the top right, including full length plays.

**Leaves behind an infinite bowl of bananas**


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

So, have you heard about the Infinite Monkey Theorem? You probably have.

"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Two years ago Jesse Anderson [a 'creative engineer'] used Amazon's cloud computing resources to create a virtual monkey army that quickly and randomly assembled works of the Bard. (Anderson has a nice visualization on his website of the way the words emerged in Shakespeare's poem A Lovers Complaint.)

Check it out here, and you can see it in action, sort of: http://www.jesse-anderson.com/monkeysvis/monkeys.htm Move your cursor over the poem.

You can choose other works in the top right, including full length plays.

**Leaves behind an infinite bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Why would you have to simulate it? one can prove it mathematically.

If there is a set that is both random and infinite, it must contain all possible finite sets within it.