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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:25 am

jay_a2j wrote:
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reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
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reverend_kyle wrote:
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reverend_kyle wrote:Still, its humane to kill animals but not humans? That makes no sense..


Saying that if animals are allowed euthanasia and humans should be isnt valueing animal over human life its making common sense...




You mean uncommon sense.


Humans have spirits where animals do not.


So Its human to take the animals that suffer out of their misery

but its humane with humans to force them to live as they crumble away?



There is no "forcing" people to live. The begining and end of life should be decided by God alone. An animal dies and it ceases to exist. A human dies and either lives or dies again.


Your basing alot on someithing you cant prove...



I can't prove it, but am 100% sure of it. Its the beauty of how God reveals Himself to those who first believe.


so, why then, did god not reveal himslef to me when I was in 3rd grade and blindly believed like you?




First off I don't "blindly believe" If I did you would have a case. Secondly, I "believed" in God as a child. But later I "knew" there was a God. Its a personal relationship with God really has nothing to do with religion.


now your saying god visited you in a vision...


...w/e you say joseph smith....


i dont belive you..




WHERE DID YOU GET THIS "VISION" FROM?????? Those are YOUR words not mine.


can you have a personal relationship with a person youve never met?



Why do you continue to put words in my mouth? I never said I didn't "meet" Him AND I never said I had a "vision". As if you can't know God without having a "vision"?


You did say that you have a personal relationship with him...

Now think of this... Could you ahve a personal relationship with a person you ahve never met...
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:25 am

You know you wanted our penises...
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Postby AK_iceman on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:26 am

reverend_kyle wrote:Is having teh longest penis a bad thing though?

seriously, all of you can claim to have a huge one but you arent going to prove it. so lets just go back to discussing nothing because its getting kind of wierd in here
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:27 am

AK_iceman wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:Is having teh longest penis a bad thing though?

seriously, all of you can claimto have a huge one but you arent going to prove it. so lets just go back to discussing nothing because its getting kind of wierd in here


I got grounded for proving it last time...

anyways, what would you reccommend as the best way of getting from Idaho to Alaska.. I have a friend whos going up there..
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Postby AK_iceman on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:27 am

BUMP
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:29 am

Walks back into room i swear i wasnt talking about anything related to a mans private parts :oops:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:31 am

Kylie wrote:Walks back into room i swear i wasnt talking about anything related to a mans private parts :oops:


me neither... whats a good way to hide a hickey I gave a girl?

any good ideas?
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:32 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:Still, its humane to kill animals but not humans? That makes no sense..


Saying that if animals are allowed euthanasia and humans should be isnt valueing animal over human life its making common sense...




You mean uncommon sense.


Humans have spirits where animals do not.


So Its human to take the animals that suffer out of their misery

but its humane with humans to force them to live as they crumble away?



There is no "forcing" people to live. The begining and end of life should be decided by God alone. An animal dies and it ceases to exist. A human dies and either lives or dies again.


Your basing alot on someithing you cant prove...



I can't prove it, but am 100% sure of it. Its the beauty of how God reveals Himself to those who first believe.


so, why then, did god not reveal himslef to me when I was in 3rd grade and blindly believed like you?




First off I don't "blindly believe" If I did you would have a case. Secondly, I "believed" in God as a child. But later I "knew" there was a God. Its a personal relationship with God really has nothing to do with religion.


now your saying god visited you in a vision...


...w/e you say joseph smith....


i dont belive you..




WHERE DID YOU GET THIS "VISION" FROM?????? Those are YOUR words not mine.


can you have a personal relationship with a person youve never met?



Why do you continue to put words in my mouth? I never said I didn't "meet" Him AND I never said I had a "vision". As if you can't know God without having a "vision"?


You did say that you have a personal relationship with him...

Now think of this... Could you ahve a personal relationship with a person you ahve never met...





NO. So what does that tell you? That I HAVE met Him. Does that mean I had a "vision"? NO.
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:32 am

makeup
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:37 am

jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:Still, its humane to kill animals but not humans? That makes no sense..


Saying that if animals are allowed euthanasia and humans should be isnt valueing animal over human life its making common sense...




You mean uncommon sense.


Humans have spirits where animals do not.


So Its human to take the animals that suffer out of their misery

but its humane with humans to force them to live as they crumble away?



There is no "forcing" people to live. The begining and end of life should be decided by God alone. An animal dies and it ceases to exist. A human dies and either lives or dies again.


Your basing alot on someithing you cant prove...



I can't prove it, but am 100% sure of it. Its the beauty of how God reveals Himself to those who first believe.


so, why then, did god not reveal himslef to me when I was in 3rd grade and blindly believed like you?




First off I don't "blindly believe" If I did you would have a case. Secondly, I "believed" in God as a child. But later I "knew" there was a God. Its a personal relationship with God really has nothing to do with religion.


now your saying god visited you in a vision...


...w/e you say joseph smith....


i dont belive you..




WHERE DID YOU GET THIS "VISION" FROM?????? Those are YOUR words not mine.


can you have a personal relationship with a person youve never met?



Why do you continue to put words in my mouth? I never said I didn't "meet" Him AND I never said I had a "vision". As if you can't know God without having a "vision"?


You did say that you have a personal relationship with him...

Now think of this... Could you ahve a personal relationship with a person you ahve never met...


.



NO. So what does that tell you? That I HAVE met Him. Does that mean I had a "vision"? NO.


how did you meet him then?
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:38 am

Kylie wrote:makeup


we tried that it all rubbed off from her hair
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:41 am

pray :wink:
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:43 am

Its called prayer. (reading that must have sent shivers through your liberal spine) :wink:
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:43 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
Kylie wrote:makeup


we tried that it all rubbed off from her hair


All you got left is turtle necks but they have sleveless ones that are in season right now lol
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Postby Utafar on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:45 am

reverend_kyle wrote:You know you wanted our penises...


I know the TB shockers do hehe lol
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:45 am

jay_a2j wrote:Its called prayer. (reading that must have sent shivers through your liberal spine) :wink:



are you going to go over your whole conversation.. how do you even know he listens to your prayers?
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:46 am

burn
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:46 am

areyouincahoots wrote:pray :wink:


that didnt work god must not exist right jay?


I just found out she got grounded over it...

shit..
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Postby Utafar on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:47 am

reverend_kyle wrote:

whats a good way to hide a hickey I gave a girl?

any good ideas?


band aid ,never mind
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:47 am

it happens... What did u learn?
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:51 am

Kylie wrote:it happens... What did u learn?



Well, I learned I didnt even like the girl.. that makeout session just reinforced the fact that I really like my ex girlfriend that I was tyring to get over by making out with her...
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:53 am

Oh goodness im back in highschool ok here is the lesson if your gonna give a girl a hickey do it somewhere people are not gonna see it !!
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:58 am

Kylie wrote:Oh goodness im back in highschool ok here is the lesson if your gonna give a girl a hickey do it somewhere people are not gonna see it !!


You should have seen it it was awful.. She looked like a burn victim...

Like the entire right side of her neck..
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:58 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Its called prayer. (reading that must have sent shivers through your liberal spine) :wink:



are you going to go over your whole conversation.. how do you even know he listens to your prayers?



God listens to the prayers of His children. Its in scripture. God has made Himself known to me time after time in my life. THAT is my evidence of His existence. The first conversation went something like this.....


"Lord I believe you sent your son to die for my sins and I believe you raised Him from the dead. Come into my heart today" Now that was many years ago and its not word for word.... but its whats called the sinners prayer. I then went to church, studied the Bible and prayed to God often (as now I was a child of God and He now hears my prayers) As I grew as a christian it became quite evident that He was there. (My faith being confirmed)
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:59 am

ok dude was she screaming in pain when you did this thats a sign to stop lol lighten up its not about how dark it is lol
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